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leftfield
3/31/2006, 02:35 AM
I don't care if you hate my hat because it says SOONERS on it. And, its a visor, not a hat you skank. I know, you're a whorn cause you have the keychain and had to show it to me to prove how big of a fan you are. Awesome, congrats, and no I won't tip you more cause you have two kids and live with your boyfriend who says VY is the bestest ever. Shut up and get my beer. Thank you, rant complete.
SicEmBaylor
3/31/2006, 03:58 AM
Spek. Because I've had almost that same situation happen to me. (Only it was an OU waitress in OKC).
RacerX
3/31/2006, 07:20 AM
Spit on her tip.
IB4OU2
3/31/2006, 08:50 AM
What year did she graduate UT? Finally an upward mobile whorn.....:D
Harry Beanbag
3/31/2006, 08:54 AM
Hope you didn't order food...
fesperman58
3/31/2006, 08:54 AM
Most American waiters and waitresses absolutely suck. They feel that they are entitled to their tip instead of actually working for it....I was in the Philippines earlier this month and those people work their *** off for their tip.
caphorns
3/31/2006, 09:01 AM
Did it ever cross your brain to give her a quick wonderlik? Sounds like she was asking for it.
OUDoc
3/31/2006, 09:29 AM
Spit on her tip.
The tip of her what?
OU Adonis
3/31/2006, 09:30 AM
Did it ever cross your brain to give her a quick wonderlik? Sounds like she was asking for it.

Lets be careful about the adult themes here Cap, this is a family board.
Harry Beanbag
3/31/2006, 09:40 AM
Did it ever cross your brain to give her a quick wonderlik? Sounds like she was asking for it.


Was she wearing see-through pants?
BeetDigger
3/31/2006, 10:54 AM
She didn't have all of here teeth did she?
picasso
3/31/2006, 10:58 AM
I tell them if the service is bad.

good service get's a good tip.

of course this applies to food places, not sausage factory bar type places.
JohnnyMack
3/31/2006, 10:59 AM
Did it ever cross your brain to give her a quick wonderlik? Sounds like she was asking for it.

Pat got baned for not much more than that.
Osce0la
3/31/2006, 11:02 AM
I've left a $1.50 tip for an $80 order before. I shouldn't have to wait 5 minutes for a refill - let me re-phrase that - wait 5 minutes to ASK for a refill, then wait 5-10 more minutes to actually get my refill. If I order something that requires a fork to eat, why do I not have a fork on my table? And why is the steak that my girlfriend ordered burnt when she ordered it medium-rare?
picasso
3/31/2006, 11:07 AM
I've left a $1.50 tip for an $80 order before. I shouldn't have to wait 5 minutes for a refill - let me re-phrase that - wait 5 minutes to ASK for a refill, then wait 5-10 more minutes to actually get my refill. If I order something that requires a fork to eat, why do I not have a fork on my table? And why is the steak that my girlfriend ordered burnt when she ordered it medium-rare?
I've scored 2 free meals for getting a steak not cooked to order.