Stanley hit a homerun

[ChickSoonerFan]

It was awesome.

Good job.

:D

[Sooner04]

Did he offer you a towel afterwards?

[GottaHavePride]

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2003_10_towelie.jpg

Don't forget to bring a towel...

[sanantoniosooner]

I hope you both have to sleep on wet spots.

[leftfield]

a sammich is always good right after, also.

[Okla-homey]

hows the pooper?

[usmc-sooner]

some guys get lucky and get an inside the park HR, and some guys go yard

[Jimminy Crimson]

hows the pooper?

leaking? :confused: ;)

[Sooner04]

I believe "seepage" is the proper term here, Jimminy.

[GottaHavePride]

http://rianjs.net/images/blog/anus.jpg

[Jimminy Crimson]

I believe "seepage" is the proper term here, Jimminy.

aka "The Drip" :mack:

[IronSooner]

wow. I hate this thread. And I'm not even in the sad situation sanantonio is.

[leftfield]

did he not get another at bat? Or was this a pinch-hit situation?

[Sooner_Bob]

What would Pat say?

[Jimminy Crimson]

What would Pat say?

He'd probably take a smoke break. :texan:

[soonerbrat]

what's the obsession with the pooper tonight?

i think that's in every thread now.

[olevetonahill]

what's the obsession with the pooper tonight?

i think that's in every thread now.
stans the pooper skooper upper

[proud gonzo]

wow, GHP's all about the slightly frightening pictoral references tonight

[Czar Soonerov]

http://hcgtv.com/media/xfiles/t-ball.jpg


It was awesome.

Good job.

:D

[picasso]

what's the obsession with the pooper tonight?


Dali said it was the key to life.

[Czar Soonerov]

what's the obsession with the pooper tonight?



http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6375/brianallube2la.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6375/brianallube2la.jpg

Man, that guy's everywhere, isn't he?

[sanantoniosooner]

I should have never let my picture on the net.

[OU4LIFE]

I've met Stanley....they must have been playing 100 ft fences.

[OU Adonis]

spek

[1stTimeCaller]

http://hcgtv.com/media/xfiles/t-ball.jpg

I thought Stan bunted when he played t-ball:confused:

:D

[Stanley1]

I've met Stanley....they must have been playing 100 ft fences.


HA! Went about tree fiddy, dead center field.

I can out drive you in golf too big fella. :texan:

[Stanley1]

some guys get lucky and get an inside the park HR, and some guys go yard

I'm much too old for the inside the park variety.

[colleyvillesooner]

HA! Went about tree fiddy, dead center field.


You know that's an out, right? ;)

[SoonerAtKU]

Stan, next time I want to see her on here bragging about you hitting for the cycle.

TIA.

[OUinFLA]

when you get my age, you will be happy with a single.

[OU4LIFE]

HA! Went about tree fiddy, dead center field.

I can out drive you in golf too big fella. :texan:


foot, meet mouth.

Bring your wallet and we'll see about that.

[Stanley1]

You know that's an out, right? ;)

LOL.....shhhhh, don't ruin it for me.

Yes, it was an out, but I still knocked the shiite out of it. :D

[Stanley1]

foot, meet mouth.

Bring your wallet and we'll see about that.

Thats what John Daly said too. :rolleyes: :D

[C&CDean]

Y'all need to understand that Stanley's game is measured in inches, not feet.

And about this driving contest. I've got 5-1 odds that Hairy can drive you about tree fiddy.

[BeetDigger]

LOL.....shhhhh, don't ruin it for me.

Yes, it was an out, but I still knocked the shiite out of it. :D


Admit it, it was more like you hit a dribbler to the pitcher who didn't field it cleanly and over threw first base allowing you to advance to second. When the right fielder went over to pick up the ball, he kicked it and you were able to take third. You rounded it widely and when the the right fielder threw it to the pitcher, you broke for home and the pitcher threw high allowing you to sneak under the tag. :D

[jk the sooner fan]

stanley hits the golf ball farther than you'd think....

[colleyvillesooner]

stanley hits the golf ball farther than you'd think....

Yeah it's just shots 2-8 that are a bitch!

[Stanley1]

stanley hits the golf ball farther than you'd think....

Thanks JK. I can't really explain it either. Now if I can just start hitting it straight.

[IB4OU2]

HA! Went about tree fiddy, dead center field.

I can out drive you in golf too big fella. :texan:


I just spewed coffee on me keyboard.......dammit Stan!

[jk the sooner fan]

i consider myself, for a duffer, to be a long striker of the ball off the tee

stanley bested a handful of my drives by 10-20 yards

[mdklatt]

So Chick really is pregnant?

[IB4OU2]

i consider myself, for a duffer, to be a long striker of the ball off the tee

stanley bested a handful of my drives by 10-20 yards

:rolleyes:

You guys are challenging our club champion you know..........I'll take that bet.

[colleyvillesooner]

It's kinda like that slow kid, that's really good at one thing. :D

[OU4LIFE]

It's nice to see kids have dreams....shoot for the stars, Stan.

[BeetDigger]

Thanks JK. I can't really explain it either.

And when you are talking about golfballs, you are really talking about golfballs.





Now if I can just start hitting it straight.


Poor Chick.

[jk the sooner fan]

:rolleyes:

You guys are challenging our club champion you know..........I'll take that bet.

i have no idea how far the "club champion" drives the ball

i'm just saying the Stanley puts it out there a respectable distance for a guy his size, which is what Hairy tried to imply (that because of those spagetti arms, he couldnt possibly hit the ball far)

[colleyvillesooner]

This reminds me of Lost last night when Kate asked if she needed to go get a ruler. :D

[OU4LIFE]

i have no idea how far the "club champion" drives the ball

i'm just saying the Stanley puts it out there a respectable distance for a guy his size, which is what Hairy tried to imply (that because of those spagetti arms, he couldnt possibly hit the ball far)

I was implying that about his softball swing, just to be clear.

Stanley may be able to get it past me, but i'll take my chances. I'm not long, IMO....no Tiger Woods here, but for an amatuer, I do ok.

SuperSooner taught me all about the physics of the golf swing after all.....

[Stanley1]

It's kinda like that slow kid, that's really good at one thing. :D

Damn it dude, I hate laughing at the idea of me being a 'tard, but that made me. :D

[IB4OU2]

i have no idea how far the "club champion" drives the ball

i'm just saying the Stanley puts it out there a respectable distance for a guy his size, which is what Hairy tried to imply (that because of those spagetti arms, he couldnt possibly hit the ball far)

I hit it pretty far too but I don't consistantly hit sand and lob wedges to the green on my second shot on a par 4.

[Stanley1]

I was implying that about his softball swing, just to be clear.

Stanley may be able to get it past me, but i'll take my chances. I'm not long, IMO....no Tiger Woods here, but for an amatuer, I do ok.

SuperSooner taught me all about the physics of the golf swing after all.....

Dude, I was kind of kidding. I just take offense to people that look at me and think I can't play. Many a person has looked foolish making that same mistake.

Reality is, one of my better drives probably sneaks past one of your lesser ones.

Simma down now.

[jk the sooner fan]

I hit it pretty far too but I don't consistantly hit sand and lob wedges to the green on my second shot on a par 4.

on a typical par 4, my drive (if i'm in the fairway) leaves me with a 9 iron or wedge into the green

quite often....so if stanley puts his past mine......just sayin

[OU4LIFE]

SuperSooner people.....that's all.

[IB4OU2]

on a typical par 4, my drive (if i'm in the fairway) leaves me with a 9 iron or wedge into the green

quite often....so if stanley puts his past mine......just sayin

Do you play from the tips?........just sayin. ;)

[BeetDigger]

Funny how this thread has gone from Chick bragging about Stanley getting laid to who hits the golf ball the furthest.

[Fugue]

I just take offense to people that look at me and think I can't play. Many a person has looked foolish making that same mistake.

Yes, and at that point it becomes about gaining respect. :D

Seriously, I agree. There is a torc(sp?) thing that overrides size and strength alot of the time. You see it in golf and baseball everyday. Then there are those that have size and strength to match the torc(sp?) that can really clean house. I'm guessing 4Life fits this category.

[Stanley1]

Funny how this thread has gone from Chick bragging about Stanley getting laid

This thread was never about that HD.

[C&CDean]

Poor Stan is so misunderstood.......

I could tell the first time I met you that you were an affleete. Seriously, the hardest I ever got hit playing football was from a guy about your size. I was playing fullback, and he was a corner. Probably 5'10" and all of maybe 165 pounds. I was off-balance, and dude had a full head of steam, went parallel to the ground, and damn near stopped my freaking heart. I wasn't sure where I was for about 5 minutes.

Of course I did take him outta the game a little while later with a lead block on a tailback sweep.

[OU Adonis]

So Chick really is pregnant?


You can't get prego doing it in the.. oh never mind.

[OU Adonis]

I'm not long, IMO....no Tiger Woods here

TMI, even for the S.O.

[Stanley1]

You can't get prego doing it in the.. oh never mind.

This is true.

[IB4OU2]

Oh and congrats on the homerun Stan! That's something I've never done.....:)

[colleyvillesooner]

Oh and congrats on the homerun Stan! That's something I've never done.....:)

you've never been "out" in softball. Man, you're really good :D

[BeetDigger]

This thread was never about that HD.


Perhaps, but that's what the SO took her to mean. :D

[Stanley1]

you've never been "out" in softball. Man, you're really good :D

Prettiest out I've ever seen. Very McGwire-esque, if you will.

[Fugue]

Prettiest out I've ever seen. Very McGwire-esque, if you will.

you're shootin' roids? :texan:

[Stanley1]

you're shootin' roids? :texan:

Yep. Haven't experienced the shrinking scrot yet though.

[1stTimeCaller]

Yep. Haven't experienced the shrinking scrot yet though.

that's hawt!!

[OU4LIFE]

Prettiest out I've ever seen. Very McGwire-esque, if you will.

why not Bond's-esque, you racist pig.

[Fugue]

Yep. Haven't experienced the shrinking scrot yet though.

it's all good as long as you don't start crying at the softball senate hearings while you talk about how we should be positive and not dwell on the past.

[Scott D]

You can't get prego doing it in the.. oh never mind.

Where do you think Bartenders come from?

[OU4LIFE]

Where do you think Bartenders come from?

Houston?

[ChickSoonerFan]

For the record:

This thread was not started about poopers, wet spots, chick being pregnant, Stanley getting laid or golf balls.

This was about my man hitting one our of the park. :D

And you are right Howzit, I should know better by now.

<sigh>

:rolleyes:

[Osce0la]

Houston?

I was thinking Austin? eh :cool:

[Stanley1]

This was about my man hitting one our of the park. :D



You can say that again.

[sanantoniosooner]

You can say that again.
sheeeeesh....

you need your ego stroked too?

[Stanley1]

sheeeeesh....

you need your **** stroked too?

Oh yeah.

[BeetDigger]

For the record:

This thread was not started about poopers, wet spots, chick being pregnant, Stanley getting laid or golf balls.

This was about my man hitting one our of the park. :D

And you are right Howzit, I should know better by now.

<sigh>

:rolleyes:


Party pooper.

Whoops, I said pooper.

[colleyvillesooner]

This was about my man hitting one out of the park, which is an out.




Fixed.

[Jimminy Crimson]

This was about my man hitting one our of the park. :D

I thought this was about Stan? :confused: ;)

[ChickSoonerFan]

I thought this was about Stan? :confused: ;)

Don't get me started. I know you guys do not want this to turn into a thread with me listing in graphic detail all the ways that I know Stan is all man and mine at that. :cool:

[NormanPride]

Don't get me started. I know you guys do not want this to turn into a thread with me listing in graphic detail all the ways that I know Stan is all man and mine at that. :cool:

No no, please continue. This should be high comedy. :D

[silverwheels]

Wait, so we're not going to get our daily reminder that Chick and Stanley have intimate relations with each other?


Weak sauce.

[Stanley1]

Wait, so we're not going to get our daily reminder that Chick and Stanley have intimate relations with each other?


Weak sauce.

Aren't you like 15 years old? Don't you have homework to go do?

[sanantoniosooner]

It's their little way of negging me.

[silverwheels]

Aren't you like 15 years old? Don't you have homework to go do?

No, I already finished it.

[BeetDigger]

It's their little way of negging me.


The key word being little. :texan:

[KC//CRIMSON]

Did he offer you a towel afterwards?

"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."