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sanantoniosooner
11/29/2006, 09:45 AM
Eric Clapton "Wonderful Tonight" is the magic song.

I save it for special occasions though.

BoogercountySooner
11/29/2006, 12:50 PM
I feel sorry for all you deprived unsatisfied feller's out there!






NOT!!!
BWahahahahahahaha!:D :D

For some reason that song"I'm Just a love MAchine " comes to mind!:D

GrapevineSooner
11/29/2006, 12:54 PM
Bastard.

Frozen Sooner
11/29/2006, 01:03 PM
Why does your wife hate you?

Heck, I don't know, but I could give you a few reasons why she might.

Crappy taste in movies, for one.

BlondeSoonerGirl
11/29/2006, 01:10 PM
She might be tired of him talking about Russell all the time.

Mjcpr
11/29/2006, 01:28 PM
She might be tired of him talking about Russell all the time.

The Love Muscle?

proud gonzo
11/29/2006, 01:34 PM
eewww

Pricetag
11/29/2006, 01:43 PM
After SAS's whole "two nights in a row" thread, I no longer have much sympathy for him.

sanantoniosooner
11/29/2006, 01:45 PM
After SAS's whole "two nights in a row" thread, I no longer have much sympathy for him.
She finished that book.:(

Sooner_Bob
11/29/2006, 02:37 PM
DOH!

stoopified
11/29/2006, 02:57 PM
What ****ing planet are you from?

Mood? If I had to jump through hoops to get momma in the "mood" I'd pretty much just ****can her. You have to put up with all her female crap? Right? If she ain't passin' out the pleasurin' with joy and glee, you're well within your rights to kick her *** to the closest curb. That little taco ain't a means to an end. It ain't a prize. It ain't a tool for her to use to get you to behave. It's your right for having to tolerate all her ****. Take it. It's yours.You are my idol.