Czar...may we have an official ruling?

[Okla-homey]

My niece in Columbia, SC (a big 'C0ck fan and alumna) sent me this mugshot. She believes its legit.

I wrote her back and told her it looks farked to me...too perfect, and the block "C" doesn't follow the natural curvature of the d00ds head...plus, his other tats are clearly prison tats so why would he spring for perfesshinul 'C0ck tats?

She writes back that I'm full of it and she used photoshop all thru college (journalism) and thus in her perfeshinul college-ejucated opinion that mugshot is fo sho.

Sooo, Czar, who's right? The fate of my uncle-y wisdom cred hangs in the balance.

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2742/mug3rf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Love the mullet!

[soonerscuba]

a big 'C0ck fan

Well maybe it, you know, it's just too easy.

[Okla-homey]

Well maybe it, you know, it's just too easy.

Hey, don't hold back. I never do when I'm back there. USC guys actually have the audacity to say "Sooners is a goofy team name," and "WTF is a Sooner?" while wearing a t-shirt that says "How 'Bout Them C0cks!" No kiddin'

[mrowl]

looks real to me, there is no exif data that would help the decision.

[Okla-homey]

Love the mullet!

D00d!

That's a skullet. Gaw.;)

[OUDoc]

We need someone to fark a cow head on him before the horns use it against us.

[Soonerbabeinbama]

love the tear drop tats

[Okla-homey]

love the tear drop tats

I believe in order to qualify for those in prison, you have to kill someone.:eek:

[Scott D]

I believe in order to qualify for those in prison, you have to kill someone.:eek:


There lies a man not scared to die may he rest in peace I still got to wonder why I never seen a man cry 'Till I seen that man die

:D

[bigdsooner]

thanks fer the laugh homey, thats a studly lookin dude right there :D
his tats look real to me, but i prolly couldnt tell the difference anyway if it was farked that good

[IB4OU2]

love the tear drop tats

Remember Clockwork Orange?

[Ike]

so I checked a couple of things to see if this may be a fark

first, I checked the relative size of the head-tat in both photos. in other words comparing a few ratios that would be illuminating, like the ratio of the distance from the top of the head to the top of the tat to the distance from the top of the head to the top of his ear. these shouldn't make much of a difference if his head was tilted slightly to the side more so in one picture than the other, but there might be some difference if his head was tilted back or forward more in one picture than the other.
anyway, this is the kind of thing you might think would be an easy place for a farker to make errors. I saw that for the most part, the ratios were consistent, but not exact. But Im not sure how much deviation I should expect to see. a few percent is to be expected because I defined my start and end points by hand, and a 5% difference was the maximum that I detected.

next I looked for evidence of the use of the smudge tool, which is pretty common in the making of farks. I don't see much evidence anywhere around the tats, except for near the 'nose' of the head-tat, and that could be something else maybe.

so I don't know, but thats what I got.

[lexsooner]

My niece in Columbia, SC (a big 'C0ck fan and alumna) sent me this mugshot. She believes its legit.

I wrote her back and told her it looks farked to me...too perfect, and the block "C" doesn't follow the natural curvature of the d00ds head...plus, his other tats are clearly prison tats so why would he spring for perfesshinul 'C0ck tats?

She writes back that I'm full of it and she used photoshop all thru college (journalism) and thus in her perfeshinul college-ejucated opinion that mugshot is fo sho.

Sooo, Czar, who's right? The fate of my uncle-y wisdom cred hangs in the balance.

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2742/mug3rf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Homey, I saw this mugshot on mugshot.com or thesmokinggun.com, and this scary dude did NOT have the SC tattoos on him. I recall the bald mullet and the tear drop tattoo. I think he might have had neo-nazi stuff on him, but definitely not SC markings. It is a good fark job.

[SoonerBorn68]

Hey Homey, judge for yourself...but it looks real to me.

http://www.geocities.com/soonerborn91/tat.jpg

[Czar Soonerov]

It's a fark. That pic has been around for a long time. I've got some I did around here somewhere...

[BeetDigger]

There's a guy who was meant for the wrong end of a shotgun.

[Czar Soonerov]

ahh, found em. It was back in ought 3. 4/24/03 to be exact.

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/3784/spockthug1zo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/1783/thugcleavage8mc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/1965/thugfaggot3vb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/9256/thugofficespace7mw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Al Gore]

The "Fark God" has spoken.......Farked.....

[Jimminy Crimson]

Just look at the USC tat on his neck in the mugshot and profile.

[Okla-homey]

I knew it! heh.

So much for my niece's faintsy SC journalizm dee-gree. :D

[OU4LIFE]

I'd just like to point out that just because the tats are fake, doesn't mean he's not a fan of the 'c o c k.....or a 'c o c k fan.