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proud gonzo
3/29/2006, 05:49 PM
He sits in the tree and sings to me while I do yardwork. He also sang me to sleep last night. And he sang a really nice song this morning, too.
I named him Pat because he never shuts up. :D
;)
He is holding his beak, right?
Howzit
3/29/2006, 05:51 PM
A little bird
With a yellow bill
Was sitting on
My window sill.
I lured it in
With a piece of bread
And then I crushed
It's ****ing head.
Good ol' Army cadence. :D
JohnnyMack
3/29/2006, 05:52 PM
A little bird
With a yellow bill
Was sitting on
My window sill.
I lured it in
With a piece of bread
And then I crushed
It's ****ing head.
Hallmark?
proud gonzo
3/29/2006, 05:52 PM
:(
C&CDean
3/29/2006, 05:55 PM
So, I'm assuming you don't wanna hear about the time I set up a muskrat trap and baited it with bread and caught the mockingbird that my dad used to go out every morning and whistle to and I had to finish it off with a big ol' rock cause it's belly was crushed and my dad walked out right at that time and I had the word "DOUG" from his big ol' western belt tattooed across my bare back for almost a month, do you?
proud gonzo
3/29/2006, 05:56 PM
So, I'm assuming you don't wanna hear about the time I set up a muskrat trap and baited it with bread and caught the mockingbird that my dad used to go out every morning and whistle to and I had to finish it off with a big ol' rock cause it's belly was crushed and my dad walked out right at that time and I had the word "DOUG" from his big ol' western belt tattooed across my bare back for almost a month, do you?
I hate you :mad:
but I like your dad :D
Doug was just mad because the bird wasn't ripe yet.
Jimminy Crimson
3/29/2006, 05:59 PM
My sisters dog catches the mockingbirds that dive-bomb her in the backyard.
I think the count last summer was 10 or so.
The dog is pretty stealth for a 95lb golden. :texan:
Gandalf_The_Grey
3/29/2006, 05:59 PM
It is actually Thunder doing some secret operation to destroy you ;)
NormanPride
3/29/2006, 06:00 PM
Dean comes from a world we may not understand...
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