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Soonerbabeinbama
3/29/2006, 02:40 PM
Right after I backed out of the driveway this morning and started down the street, a chicken crossed the road in front of me. Now, I don't live in the country, none of my neighbors have chickens - so my first thought was "where did this chicken come from"? And my second question was "why did the chicken cross the road?" Any ideas?;)

Sorry - I'm a little bit bored this afternoon
Fugue
3/29/2006, 02:44 PM
Right after I backed out of the driveway this morning and started down the street, a chicken crossed the road in front of me. Now, I don't live in the country, none of my neighbors have chickens - so my first thought was "where did this chicken come from"? And my second question was "why did the chicken cross the road?" Any ideas?;)

Sorry - I'm a little bit bored this afternoon

did you see Czar and VK chasing it? :D
mdklatt
3/29/2006, 02:45 PM
Now, I don't live in the country

You don't live in Alabama anymore? :confused:
OKC Sooner
3/29/2006, 02:47 PM
The chicken crossed the road because it would take too long to walk around it.
MamaMia
3/29/2006, 02:49 PM
She escaped from Atwoods Easter chicken sale?
Soonerbabeinbama
3/29/2006, 02:50 PM
did you see Czar and VK chasing it? :D
I think you just may have hit on the real reason VK spilled her diet coke on white jacket. And she blamed it on the ****ing straw - pffffttttt
pb4ou
3/29/2006, 02:50 PM
heh
Fugue
3/29/2006, 02:56 PM
I think you just may have hit on the real reason VK spilled her diet coke on white jacket. And she blamed it on the ****ing straw - pffffttttt

just let them peck where they may.
BeetDigger
3/29/2006, 03:00 PM
Was there a guy in a white chefs coat and hat with a cleaver chasing after the chicken?
Soonerbabeinbama
3/29/2006, 03:02 PM
Was there a guy in a white chefs coat and hat with a cleaver chasing after the chicken?
No - Colonel Sanders died:(
mdklatt
3/29/2006, 03:10 PM
No - Colonel Sanders died:(

I heard it was an arterial blockage.
Chuck Bao
3/29/2006, 03:43 PM
I'd like to think it was a free range bird.

But in this day and age with bird flu and all, you never know where that chicken has been. Probably better not to stop and ask.
Soonerbabeinbama
3/29/2006, 04:06 PM
I heard it was an arterial blockage.
funny - now we call it KFC instead of Kentucky FRIED Chicken. Like maybe the young people won't remember or know what KFC stands for.:rolleyes:
mdklatt
3/29/2006, 04:07 PM
funny - now we call it KFC instead of Kentucky FRIED Chicken. Like maybe the young people won't remember or know what KFC stands for.:rolleyes:

Quit stealing my material. :les:
Soonerbabeinbama
3/29/2006, 05:00 PM
Quit stealing my material. :les:
not stealing - just a case of "great minds think alike"
pb4ou
3/29/2006, 05:11 PM
Was there a guy in a white chefs coat and hat with a cleaver chasing after the chicken?

Yes, and he caught it....see.....

http://x11.putfile.com/3/8716102781.jpg (http://www.putfile.com)
Vaevictis
3/29/2006, 05:26 PM
I've had some bouts of insomnia recently, because I'm obsessively thinking about another one of life's great questions. Specifically, does P=NP?
mdklatt
3/29/2006, 06:06 PM
I've had some bouts of insomnia recently, because I'm obsessively thinking about another one of life's great questions. Specifically, does P=NP?

iff N = 1
BudSooner
3/29/2006, 06:12 PM
I was betting since Soonerbabe posted this, that it had to do with fecal matter.....or something like that.









Dammit i'm padding my posts...look away!
Soonerbabeinbama
3/29/2006, 06:27 PM
I was betting since Soonerbabe posted this, that it had to do with fecal matter.....or something like that.







Dammit i'm padding my posts...look away!
Hey Bud - put a sock in it!!:cool:
BudSooner
3/29/2006, 06:41 PM
Hey Bud - put a sock in it!!:cool:
Hey babe, IsaidIwaspostingtoboostmypostcountjustlookaway, k?:D
Soonerbabeinbama
3/29/2006, 06:54 PM
Hey babe, IsaidIwaspostingtoboostmypostcountjustlookaway, k?:D
k ;)
but what does having a high post count get you? A prize? If so, I'm prolly gonna hit 3,000 before you are and I'll win the prize.
BudSooner
3/29/2006, 06:58 PM
Pffft, 57 to go.....Nooooooo way can I pass you, but I can sure have fun along the way. :D

















Now wheres that copy of the new Victorias secret catalog I was a lookin fer?
Nuthin to see here...move along.
sanantoniosooner
3/29/2006, 06:59 PM
Pffft, 57 to go.....Nooooooo way can I pass you, but I can sure have fun along the way. :D
Now wheres that copy of the new Victorias secret catalog I was a lookin fer?
Nuthin to see here...move along.
You plan on going on a posting spree with only one hand?

good luck
BudSooner
3/29/2006, 07:11 PM
Actually thats a good point-anyone remember that thread from wayyyy back about the the guy who was supposed to have his buddies arm grafted onto him?



I need his advice, think of what you could do with a third arm!! :D
proud gonzo
3/29/2006, 07:12 PM
No - Colonel Sanders died:(
"I SAY you he DEAD."
BajaOklahoma
3/29/2006, 08:03 PM
This reminds me of the pps that was sent to me earlier this week. It involved the chicken and a Porsche going 220 kph.........