White Jacket+Diet Coke+Defective ****ing Straw=:mad:

[Viking Kitten]

Hi! I'm Viking Kitten, and apparently I'm retarded! It's been 15 minutes since I last spilled something all over myself.

Hello Viking Kitten!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Do you need a 15-minute instructional session on how to use a straw?

:D

[Norm In Norman]

Straws suck.

[Fugue]

Hi! I'm Viking Kitten, and apparently I'm retarded! It's been 15 minutes since I last spilled something all over myself.

Hello Viking Kitten!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

and you want to buy my envelopes. :texan:

[Viking Kitten]

YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE SO FUNNY.

[IB4OU2]

It's tough to drink a beverage in a white straight jacket.

[silverwheels]

At least you didn't spell "retarded" as "retarted."


That really chaps my ***.

[TopDaugIn2000]

I carpool with my boss and every morning we stop at Sonic for a drink. About 2 weeks ago as we were heading down I-35 (JUST south of Norman) he leaned over to get something out of the floor board, and in the process his belly pushed the straw RIGHT THRU the bottom of the sonic cup. 44 oz of CHERRY vanilla coke came gushing out ALL over my seat and floorboard of my NEW car.

PSA: Sonic Cherry syrup does NOT come out of fabric.

Luckily, when I bought the car I also bought an "EnviroShield" package that has a surface protectant for the paint and also for the interior. I took it to Fowler and they tried, no luck. They ended up taking it to the Enviro people and THEY were able to get the CHERRY stain out. WHEW!!!!!!!

he's now restricted to plain coke while in my car.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE SO FUNNY.

Okay, I'm sorry.


White jacket, huh? With what shoes...hmmmm? :texan:

[Viking Kitten]

The green ones. You've seen them. I am 6' today. :)

The way my day is going, it's a wonder I didn't slip on the wet sidewalk and break my neck walking in the building.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

The green ones. You've seen them. I am 6' today. :)

The way my day is going, it's a wonder I didn't slip on the wet sidewalk and break my neck walking in the building.

Mmmm, green lizard....

And if you do fall and bust your a$$ you'll look GREAT doing it. So, you know, you got that going for you...:mack:

[bri]

Straws suck.


I don't get it.

[Soonerbabeinbama]

his belly pushed the straw RIGHT THRU the bottom of the sonic cup.
dadgum - don't think I've ever seen that happen - that guy better lighten up on his ab workouts!:cool:

[TopDaugIn2000]

dadgum - don't think I've ever seen that happen - that guy better lighten up on his ab workouts!:cool:

no, it's not cause of ab WORKOUTS.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I seriously would have freaked out.

Any kind of red food coloring is damn near impossible to get out. Good thinking on the interior stuff, TD...

[Fugue]

no, it's not cause of ab WORKOUTS.


You work for Jayhawk football? :confused:

[TopDaugIn2000]

You work for Jayhawk football? :confused:

no, not a walrus. not that big.

[Fugue]

no, not a walrus. not that big.

oh, Tennessee.

[TopDaugIn2000]

I seriously would have freaked out.

Any kind of red food coloring is damn near impossible to get out. Good thinking on the interior stuff, TD...

I tried EVERYTHING that night. The cleaner they gave me from Enviro, Carpet cleaner for the house, Spot Shot, Resolve, car upholstery cleaner, even my mom's steam carpet shampooer. Didn't even begin to lift the red stain.

I don't know what Enviro ended up using, but I wish I had some!!!!!

[Jimminy Crimson]

I carpool with my boss and every morning we stop at Sonic for a drink. About 2 weeks ago as we were heading down I-35 (JUST south of Norman) he leaned over to get something out of the floor board, and in the process his belly pushed the straw RIGHT THRU the bottom of the sonic cup. 44 oz of CHERRY vanilla coke came gushing out ALL over my seat and floorboard of my NEW car.

PSA: Sonic Cherry syrup does NOT come out of fabric.

Luckily, when I bought the car I also bought an "EnviroShield" package that has a surface protectant for the paint and also for the interior. I took it to Fowler and they tried, no luck. They ended up taking it to the Enviro people and THEY were able to get the CHERRY stain out. WHEW!!!!!!!

he's now restricted to plain coke while in my car.

Maybe big boss man can order a case of Crystal Pepsi! :D

[Jimminy Crimson]

I don't know what Enviro ended up using, but I wish I had some!!!!!

I've heard they use the semen of the elusive Chupacabra. Very hard to come by. ;)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

The green ones. You've seen them. I am 6' today. :)

The way my day is going, it's a wonder I didn't slip on the wet sidewalk and break my neck walking in the building.At least you aren't wearing flip flops. . .

[silverwheels]

I've heard they use the semen of the elusive Chupacabra. Very hard to come by. ;)

You think you worded that efficiently enough? ;)

[Jimminy Crimson]

You think you worded that efficiently enough? ;)

Pervert! :cool:

[silverwheels]

Pervert! :cool:

Hey, you said it, not me. :norm:

[JohnnyMack]

Was it a satiny OU pom jacket that made you look like a flaming ghey?

[Pricetag]

My 2.5 year old son is in a phase where he has to open everyone's straw. He never fails to puncture it in the process.

[BeetDigger]

I tried EVERYTHING that night....



Pics?

[TopDaugIn2000]

I've heard they use the semen of the elusive Chupacabra. Very hard to come by. ;)

It worked, so I'm not asking any questions as to where it comes from!

[BeetDigger]

Hi! I'm Viking Kitten, and apparently I'm retarded! It's been 15 minutes since I last spilled something all over myself.

Hello Viking Kitten!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


I think we now understand why you have rubber sheets. :mack:

[sooneron]

Straws suck.
Ja, It is definitely sucking...


http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/4575/vdubsucking1rp.jpg

[sooneron]

Wait a minute!

White jacket BEFORE Easter?????


ewwwwww!

[IB4OU2]

It's tough to drink a beverage in a white straight jacket.

VK, I was just kiddin', :O

Luv,
IB

[Okla-homey]

Hi! I'm Viking Kitten, and apparently I'm retarded! It's been 15 minutes since I last spilled something all over myself.

Hello Viking Kitten!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

The problem is, as I have often noted being married to a woman with an ample bosomage, those things are bad to catch crumbs, drips and goofs and stuff. Don't tell her I said this, but that woman is completely incapable of eating a meal without something ending up on one of her thoracic protruberances which are in her chestal region.

just saying.

[Viking Kitten]

On the upside... We always know where to look when we lose an earring. :D

[Viking Kitten]

VK, I was just kiddin', :O

Luv,
IB

No worries sweetie.

Do you actually happen to know where I might locate a straight jacket?

[Jimminy Crimson]

On the upside... We always know where to look when we lose an earring. :D

I'll help look! :texan:
J/K, Czar!

[Okla-homey]

On the upside... We always know where to look when we lose an earring. :D

darlin' I ain't complaining. Its just that they oughtta make a boob bib or something.

[Soonerbabeinbama]

The problem is, as I have often noted being married to a woman with an ample bosomage, those things are bad to catch crumbs, drips and goofs and stuff. Don't tell her I said this, but that woman is completely incapable of eating a meal without something ending up on one of her thoracic protruberances which are in her chestal region.

just saying.
amen!!;)

[BeetDigger]

amen!!;)


All this bragging and no pics. :mad:

[silverwheels]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a620/a620.gif

[Soonerbabeinbama]

there's your pic beet - courtesy of Silverwheels:D

[BeetDigger]

there's your pic beet - courtesy of Silverwheels:D


:mad:

[SoonerBK]

My wife should post in the thread. 'Cept she could not see the keyboard. :texan:

[slickdawg]

YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY.



Thanks!



:D

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

On the upside... We always know where to look when we lose an earring. :DOn the shelf.

[Czar Soonerov]

Hi! I'm Viking Kitten, and apparently I'm retarded! It's been 15 minutes since I last spilled something all over myself.

Hello Viking Kitten!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Just cover the stain with a broach, or two, or three, etc.... :eddie:

[MamaMia]

What has to be wrong with a straw that it would cause a huge spill?

[Zbird]

I carpool with my boss and every morning we stop at Sonic for a drink. About 2 weeks ago as we were heading down I-35 (JUST south of Norman) he leaned over to get something out of the floor board, and in the process his belly pushed the straw RIGHT THRU the bottom of the sonic cup. 44 oz of CHERRY vanilla coke came gushing out ALL over my seat and floorboard of my NEW car.

PSA: Sonic Cherry syrup does NOT come out of fabric.

Luckily, when I bought the car I also bought an "EnviroShield" package that has a surface protectant for the paint and also for the interior. I took it to Fowler and they tried, no luck. They ended up taking it to the Enviro people and THEY were able to get the CHERRY stain out. WHEW!!!!!!!

he's now restricted to plain coke while in my car.


Tell him if it happens again, your raise better be big enough to cover a new Camry or you hope he likes the car because he just bought it!

[KC//CRIMSON]

Hi! I'm Viking Kitten, and apparently I'm retarded! It's been 15 minutes since I last spilled something all over myself.

Hello Viking Kitten!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

you need a "sippy cup":D