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proud gonzo
3/29/2006, 12:04 AM
No Poofters!!
GottaHavePride
3/29/2006, 12:06 AM
Rule #2: now I don't want to see anybody not drinkin' this time.
SoonerBorn68
3/29/2006, 12:40 AM
Can I call you Bruce to avoid the confusion?
TUSooner
3/29/2006, 11:24 AM
psssst It's Eric Idle's birthday:
Immanuel Kant was a real p!$$ant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently p!$$ed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's p!$$ed
proud gonzo
3/29/2006, 06:01 PM
WOOHOO!!!
"This here's the wattle - the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand. Amen!!"
http://www.eric-idle.com/files/eric24.JPG
BudSooner
3/29/2006, 06:07 PM
psssst It's Eric Idle's birthday:
Immanuel Kant was a real p!$$ant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently p!$$ed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's p!$$ed
Secret Policemans other ball!!!!
I remember renting that....the guy behind the counter asked me-
"Son, aren't you kinda young for porno's?"
Nope!:D
Viking Kitten
3/29/2006, 06:13 PM
Rule #3. Any a' you homos touch me... I kill you.
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