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jk the sooner fan
3/28/2006, 08:51 PM
this is the thread where us south ovalites pull together and offer Pat some things to do while he's off for the week.

everybody contribute!

1. take up smoking

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/28/2006, 08:51 PM
http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?image=patssweetass9nl.jpg

OUinFLA
3/28/2006, 08:56 PM
2. A DIY Vasesectomy

mrowl
3/28/2006, 08:57 PM
3. take all money from the bank and purchase lotto ticket.

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 08:58 PM
4. Hit the house cleaner......

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 09:00 PM
Oooooh-weeee!

I wish I had a swing like that in my back yard!

Hey, toots - can I get some, some, some a them sinnabuns?

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 09:05 PM
Listen to some music.

For the love of Tiny Tim, listen to some music that soothes your aching little soul and post about it in our thread when you get back.

I wanna know what helped you through this tough time, Pat. I really, really give crap.

mrowl
3/28/2006, 09:05 PM
5. get a girlfriend at Imaginary Girlfriend.com

jk the sooner fan
3/28/2006, 09:08 PM
take up golf!

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 09:09 PM
Oh, and fix the pesky hook thing he's been struggling with.

Freakin sorry-a$$ golfing muhfugguh...

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 09:11 PM
Fix that tile in the bathroom.

slickdawg
3/28/2006, 09:12 PM
Think of a fun poll!

jk the sooner fan
3/28/2006, 09:12 PM
oh oh i know,

look for hot OLDER wimmens on the internet ;)

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 09:15 PM
oh oh i know,

look for hot OLDER mens on the internet ;)

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 09:17 PM
oh oh i know,

look for hot OLDER hermaphrodites on the internet ;)

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 09:23 PM
He's such an A5S

Czar Soonerov
3/28/2006, 09:23 PM
Is that a glove or a handprint?

Sooner_Bob
3/28/2006, 09:24 PM
You people only wish you could've been there . . . ain't that right SBSB. :D

bigdsooner
3/28/2006, 09:26 PM
master the art of not posting baneable stuff ;)

slickdawg
3/28/2006, 09:26 PM
oh oh i know,

look for hot OLDER sheep on the internet

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 09:27 PM
master the art of not posting baneable stuff ;)
way to screw up the trend.:mad:

Sooner_Bob
3/28/2006, 09:27 PM
never mind . . . :D

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 09:30 PM
Pat would have wanted it that way.

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 09:31 PM
You people only wish you could've been there...

Whoo-buy, you ain't a kiddin'!

Looks like two country hams!

:meat:

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 09:31 PM
Do you post anything else?????:D

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 09:32 PM
Whoo-buy, you ain't a kiddin'!

Looks like two country hams!

:meat:
Bone in the middle?:confused:

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 09:34 PM
Here. I'll do it. Might as well not waste space on the site...

:les: Fags!

There. I said it. Now fight amongst yourselves.

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 09:34 PM
Boner:eek:

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 09:35 PM
Now fight amongst yourselves.
If there's a better use for the internet I haven't found it.

Sooner_Bob
3/28/2006, 09:36 PM
doh

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 09:37 PM
If there's a better use for the internet I haven't found it.naked webcams....

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 09:38 PM
If there's a better use for the internet I haven't found it.

OMG, you're right.

Carry on...

Sooner_Bob
3/28/2006, 09:39 PM
naked webcams....

apparently he hasn't found it . . . yet.

slickdawg
3/28/2006, 09:39 PM
naked webcams....

That can be a good use, and a BAD use.

bigdsooner
3/28/2006, 09:40 PM
way to screw up the trend.:mad:


i know, but he does need to:D

mrowl
3/28/2006, 09:43 PM
help the alabama folks find the pot of gold!

Hamhock
3/28/2006, 09:44 PM
what did he do? i miss everything...

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 09:44 PM
Actually I checked into a nekkid webcam once but the fcc and PETA shut me down.

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 09:46 PM
Pick a gender for butt's sake...

Sooner_Bob
3/28/2006, 09:48 PM
Pick a gender for butt's sake...



What did "they" do? :D

Hamhock
3/28/2006, 09:50 PM
can't people announce when they are about to do something baneable, so we don't all miss it?

like..."Everyone meet here at 6:53...i'm gonna get baned"...

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 09:50 PM
Pick a gender for butt's sake...Can we wager on which one it will be????

jeremy885
3/28/2006, 09:51 PM
work???

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 09:52 PM
What did "they" do? :D

Apparently, he posted an against-the-rules pic and DE pistol whipped him for a week.

*WAH-POOSH!!!*

So he's lurking but he can't post.

If you people do not see the possibilities here I will be highly, HIGHLY, disappointed. You hear me?

mrowl
3/28/2006, 09:53 PM
I will post this in here so no one will believe me.

Playboy was at OU today, and my sister talked to them. She said no, and then asked how much they paid. I hope she said no after that. :eek:

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 09:54 PM
Actually I checked into a nekkid webcam once but the fcc and PETA shut me down.poor sheep....

bri
3/28/2006, 09:56 PM
If there's a better use for the internet I haven't found it.

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/hstrips/0/1/4/5/01452.png

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 09:56 PM
I will post this in here so no one will believe me.

Playboy was at OU today, and my sister talked to them. She said no, and then asked how much they paid. I hope she said no after that. :eek:eSend them Pat's way.....she can not say no.......

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 09:57 PM
poor sheep....

Actually it was a George Castanza type pose on the back of an Emu.

Sooner_Bob
3/28/2006, 09:57 PM
Apparently, he posted an against-the-rules pic and DE pistol whipped him for a week.

*WAH-POOSH!!!*

So he's lurking but he can't post.

If you people do not see the possibilities here I will be highly, HIGHLY, disappointed. You hear me?


Yeah I saw that in another thread. Too bad. A week is a little long IMO though.

slickdawg
3/28/2006, 09:57 PM
Bovine Scatology

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 09:59 PM
He posted a pic of a purple couch???

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:00 PM
Pat's so simple it'll seem like a month to him.

Sooner_Bob
3/28/2006, 10:01 PM
Pat's so simple it'll seem like a month to him.

or longer

soonerbrat
3/28/2006, 10:04 PM
work???


BLASPHEMY!

sooner_born_1960
3/28/2006, 10:07 PM
Apparently, he posted an against-the-rules pic and DE pistol whipped him for a week.

*WAH-POOSH!!!*

So he's lurking but he can't post.

If you people do not see the possibilities here I will be highly, HIGHLY, disappointed. You hear me?
Was it the lips?

Sooner_Bob
3/28/2006, 10:08 PM
quick, if we hurry we might be able to surpass their post total.

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:08 PM
beetle-headed

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:09 PM
hedge-pig

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/28/2006, 10:09 PM
Whoo-buy, you ain't a kiddin'!

Looks like two country hams!

:meat:Shake that laffy taffy!

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:09 PM
doltish dunce

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/28/2006, 10:10 PM
Is that a glove or a handprint?My handprint. Pat's simply irresistable.

Sooner_Bob
3/28/2006, 10:10 PM
you weren't kiddin' were you

BoogercountySooner
3/28/2006, 10:10 PM
Get your tonsells taken out and reduce the risk of pegnancy!:texan:

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:11 PM
miscreant

OUDoc
3/28/2006, 10:11 PM
He'll be someone's bitch by the time he gets out of the hole. :eek:

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:11 PM
toad-spotted

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:12 PM
rump-fed

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/28/2006, 10:13 PM
He could write in a journal.

Day One-Clipped my toenails; Ate some bran flakes
Day Two-Registered at SoonerTimes
Day Three-Invited BSG, VK and SBSB to a drunk fest at the lake with 11 of my closest buddies.

You get the idea.

bri
3/28/2006, 10:13 PM
scofflaw

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/28/2006, 10:14 PM
Was it the lips?No. It was something in a Smack Central thread.

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:14 PM
pox-marked

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:15 PM
lewdster

BillyBall
3/28/2006, 10:20 PM
jokester?

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:21 PM
bawdy

Sooner_Bob
3/28/2006, 10:22 PM
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5866/pat5rf.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 10:23 PM
He's online now...

Hi Pat!

Sooner_Bob
3/28/2006, 10:24 PM
yep . . . howdy you big dirty man you.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/28/2006, 10:24 PM
Hi Pat. You know, this week would be a good time for you to come visit us. . .since you aren't doing anything else.

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:25 PM
the scowndrel

Sooner_Bob
3/28/2006, 10:27 PM
unclean

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:29 PM
currish

Blue
3/28/2006, 10:29 PM
rapscallion

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 10:29 PM
I'm getting teary eyed.....

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:30 PM
paunchy

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:30 PM
frothy

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:35 PM
tottering

BillyBall
3/28/2006, 10:36 PM
One man show?

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 10:37 PM
fried turkey leg......I never studied 17th century bullshiz

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:37 PM
puking



I gotta get mine in now. Early to bed tonight. Been up since 4:30 am

sanantoniosooner
3/28/2006, 10:38 PM
reeky

proud gonzo
3/28/2006, 10:47 PM
awww, Pat saw my AIDS thread! I'm so happy now



Hey PAT! You could use your free time to buy me a BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

proud gonzo
3/28/2006, 10:50 PM
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7354/pat8ar.jpg

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 10:51 PM
Is Pat a butch????

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 10:56 PM
Is Pat a butch????

It's a butch...it's a sundance...

We're still trying to figger it out, yo...

Stanley1
3/28/2006, 10:58 PM
Room.

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 10:59 PM
...prison tattoo going to say and location. I believe it will be on it's knuckles and say baned.....

Okla-homey
3/28/2006, 11:01 PM
nattering nabob

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 11:02 PM
awww, Pat saw my AIDS thread! I'm so happy now



Hey PAT! You could use your free time to buy me a BIRTHDAY PRESENT.What do you want?????

Sooner_Bob
3/28/2006, 11:06 PM
Stan is tryin' to be funny again.

proud gonzo
3/28/2006, 11:10 PM
saucy doghearted skainsmate

proud gonzo
3/28/2006, 11:11 PM
loggerheaded unwash'd malt-worm

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/28/2006, 11:11 PM
No, Stan's just jealous because when he was baned no one really noticed




;)

Al Gore
3/28/2006, 11:13 PM
Stanley was baned????

proud gonzo
3/28/2006, 11:15 PM
roguish plume-plucked clack-dish

proud gonzo
3/28/2006, 11:15 PM
finical

proud gonzo
3/28/2006, 11:20 PM
pandar

proud gonzo
3/28/2006, 11:21 PM
I noticed. I tried to send him PMs to taunt him, and then i realized you can't PM people who are banned :(

bri
3/28/2006, 11:23 PM
brigand

proud gonzo
3/28/2006, 11:25 PM
varlet

proud gonzo
3/28/2006, 11:27 PM
cullionly

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 11:29 PM
Okay, now you're just showing off...

proud gonzo
3/28/2006, 11:29 PM
money :D

proud gonzo
3/28/2006, 11:31 PM
i got one directly from Shakespeare for ya: "an eater of broken meats"

:eek:

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 11:35 PM
Pat the Broken Meat Eater.

Yes.

RacerX
3/28/2006, 11:45 PM
In after the merge.

IB4OU2
3/28/2006, 11:50 PM
Send me my money you little b**ch........

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/28/2006, 11:53 PM
This is confusing!

IB4OU2
3/28/2006, 11:55 PM
This is confusing!

That was meant for MJ.....;)

OU4LIFE
3/29/2006, 06:18 AM
http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?image=patssweetass9nl.jpg

Kegel exercises?

Clinch .....and release.

Al Gore
3/29/2006, 07:36 AM
I appears all the Pat threads have been merged....

sanantoniosooner
3/29/2006, 07:49 AM
Most confusing...

thread merge......

EVAR

sooneron
3/29/2006, 09:20 AM
http://michaelbiehn.net/graphics/synopsis/tombstone05.jpg




..... well.... bye.

jk the sooner fan
3/29/2006, 09:22 AM
I appears all the Pat threads have been merged....

and renamed in a cutesy move by the mods

FREE PAT!!!!!!!!

sanantoniosooner
3/29/2006, 09:51 AM
and renamed in a cutesy move by the mods

FREE PAT!!!!!!!!
They put my thread title on your thread.

OUinFLA
3/29/2006, 08:10 PM
Pat is free?

I heard $25.
That ain't exactly free.
I mean you can have dinner at Burger King for that amount.

crawfish
3/29/2006, 08:33 PM
Can we equal pat's post count in this thread in one week?

crawfish
3/29/2006, 08:33 PM
This is a pat-free zone.

Sooner_Bob
3/29/2006, 09:44 PM
Can we equal pat's post count in this thread in one week?


I suggested that last night . . .

Al Gore
3/29/2006, 10:06 PM
When does he get back????

BillyBall
3/29/2006, 10:12 PM
The fact that Pat is banned makes my head swim, minus the cocktails..... Hell, I've posted **** that should have landed me with a week's detention, Pat is harmless. His humor is what actually got me to go back to the SO. That being said, I need a ****ing....

BeetDigger
3/29/2006, 10:18 PM
The fact that Pat is banned makes my head swim, minus the cocktails..... Hell, I've posted **** that should have landed me with a week's detention, Pat is harmless. His humor is what actually got me to go back to the SO. That being said, I need a ****ing....


Post reported.



:eddie:

BeetDigger
3/29/2006, 10:21 PM
http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/9225/patlane9ra.jpg

BeetDigger
3/29/2006, 10:23 PM
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7961/barbqpat7dw.jpg

BeetDigger
3/29/2006, 10:25 PM
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/5344/neonsignpat9km.jpg

sanantoniosooner
3/29/2006, 10:26 PM
Looks like BeetDigger wants a "Pat on the back"..........NTTAWWT

BeetDigger
3/29/2006, 10:28 PM
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9892/tombstonepat9ec.jpg

BeetDigger
3/29/2006, 10:29 PM
Looks like BeetDigger wants a "Pat on the back"..........NTTAWWT




http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/6088/churchsignsas2yw.jpg

:D

Al Gore
3/29/2006, 10:34 PM
SAS......can you change the title????