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Following the example set forth by Oklahoma State and Texas Tech, OU plans to announce Kellen Sampson as the new head coach.
Grimey
3/28/2006, 02:34 PM
spek
Following the example set forth by Oklahoma State and Kansas State, OU plans to announce Larry Eustachy as the new head coach.
Meetings will be every Wednesday at 8pm.
Following the example set forth by the Can You Hear Me Now? guy, OU was originally planning to offer the job to Ray Lopes.
But, they kept getting a busy signal.
Following the example set forth by Pittsburgh Steelers fans, OU plans to announce Jerry Tarkanian's towel as the new head coach.
Following the example set forth by TCU and Lamar, OU plans to announce Billy Tubbs as the new head coach.
Grimey
3/28/2006, 02:39 PM
Scott Sutton.;)
Following the way he handled the tragic death of Patrick Dennehy, OU plans to announce Dave Bliss as the new head coach.
boomersooner28
3/28/2006, 02:40 PM
Following the example set forth by McDonalds and Burger King, Oklahoma plans to entertain Rick Majerus as it's new head man.
Given the fact that his team coaches close to Norman, OU plans to announce Byron Scott as the new head coach.
Given the fact that he really likes white people, OU plans to announce Nolan Richardson as the new head coach.
mdklatt
3/28/2006, 02:44 PM
Charles Barkley
Flagstaffsooner
3/28/2006, 02:44 PM
Given the fact that he really likes white people, OU plans to announce Nolan Richardson as the new head coach.And I'll join the KKK.
boomersooner28
3/28/2006, 02:45 PM
Since he is suspended without pay and has nothing better to do with his time, OU has chosen Tulsa Police Chief Dave Been to replace Sampson.
SoonersEnFuego
3/28/2006, 02:58 PM
Balkie Bartocomous = Jeff Van Gundy
Ruuuuuufus
3/28/2006, 03:00 PM
Given that everyone misses Moe Dampeer, Oklahoma announces him as new head coach. As an incentive to keep him on staff, the Hamburglar is designated assistant.
Sooner47
3/28/2006, 03:02 PM
Is Gene Hackman available?
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Is Gene Hackman available?
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I heard he punched a kid somewhere a few years back...that's why he came outta nowhere. Might be a risky hire...
Following the example set forth by fellow Wichita State coach Gene Stephenson, OU plans to announce Mark Turgeon as the new head coach...for just, like, twelve hours.
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