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Rhino
3/28/2006, 02:33 PM
Following the example set forth by Oklahoma State and Texas Tech, OU plans to announce Kellen Sampson as the new head coach.

Grimey
3/28/2006, 02:34 PM
spek

Rhino
3/28/2006, 02:34 PM
Following the example set forth by Oklahoma State and Kansas State, OU plans to announce Larry Eustachy as the new head coach.

Meetings will be every Wednesday at 8pm.

Rhino
3/28/2006, 02:36 PM
Following the example set forth by the Can You Hear Me Now? guy, OU was originally planning to offer the job to Ray Lopes.

But, they kept getting a busy signal.

Rhino
3/28/2006, 02:37 PM
Following the example set forth by Pittsburgh Steelers fans, OU plans to announce Jerry Tarkanian's towel as the new head coach.

Rhino
3/28/2006, 02:38 PM
Following the example set forth by TCU and Lamar, OU plans to announce Billy Tubbs as the new head coach.

Grimey
3/28/2006, 02:39 PM
Scott Sutton.;)

Rhino
3/28/2006, 02:39 PM
Following the way he handled the tragic death of Patrick Dennehy, OU plans to announce Dave Bliss as the new head coach.

boomersooner28
3/28/2006, 02:40 PM
Following the example set forth by McDonalds and Burger King, Oklahoma plans to entertain Rick Majerus as it's new head man.

Rhino
3/28/2006, 02:41 PM
Given the fact that his team coaches close to Norman, OU plans to announce Byron Scott as the new head coach.

Rhino
3/28/2006, 02:41 PM
Given the fact that he really likes white people, OU plans to announce Nolan Richardson as the new head coach.

mdklatt
3/28/2006, 02:44 PM
Charles Barkley

Flagstaffsooner
3/28/2006, 02:44 PM
Given the fact that he really likes white people, OU plans to announce Nolan Richardson as the new head coach.And I'll join the KKK.

boomersooner28
3/28/2006, 02:45 PM
Since he is suspended without pay and has nothing better to do with his time, OU has chosen Tulsa Police Chief Dave Been to replace Sampson.

SoonersEnFuego
3/28/2006, 02:58 PM
Balkie Bartocomous = Jeff Van Gundy

Ruuuuuufus
3/28/2006, 03:00 PM
Given that everyone misses Moe Dampeer, Oklahoma announces him as new head coach. As an incentive to keep him on staff, the Hamburglar is designated assistant.

Sooner47
3/28/2006, 03:02 PM
Is Gene Hackman available?

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/329/hoosiers4um.jpg

GDC
3/28/2006, 03:16 PM
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/college/_photos/2003-05-27-inside-tubbs.jpg

49r
3/29/2006, 10:41 AM
Is Gene Hackman available?

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/329/hoosiers4um.jpg

I heard he punched a kid somewhere a few years back...that's why he came outta nowhere. Might be a risky hire...

Rhino
3/29/2006, 10:47 AM
Following the example set forth by fellow Wichita State coach Gene Stephenson, OU plans to announce Mark Turgeon as the new head coach...for just, like, twelve hours.