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IronSooner
3/27/2006, 04:57 PM
According to FHM readers anyway.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060327/ap_on_en_mo/people_johansson
BigRedJed
3/27/2006, 04:59 PM
Phhhbbbt.
C&CDean
3/27/2006, 05:06 PM
Chick needs to go outside every once in a while. Looks like a blonde vampiress.
Howzit
3/27/2006, 05:07 PM
She can suck my blood anytime.
C&CDean
3/27/2006, 05:08 PM
She can suck my blood anytime.

Lord knows you've got plenty backed up with that thong torniquet.
mdklatt
3/27/2006, 05:08 PM
She's aight.
Howzit
3/27/2006, 05:08 PM
Lord knows you've got plenty backed up with that thong torniquet.

Purple helmeted warrior.
Stanley1
3/27/2006, 05:09 PM
Yes
C&CDean
3/27/2006, 05:09 PM
Purple helmeted weeble.

Weebles wobble, but they won't fall down....
mdklatt
3/27/2006, 05:11 PM
Wow - even a "sexiest woman in the world" thread gets fagged up within 10 posts.
Howzit
3/27/2006, 05:11 PM
Weebles wobble, but they won't fall down....

NUH UH! IT'S...UM...VICIOUS!! AND FIERCE!!

and stuff...
C&CDean
3/27/2006, 05:12 PM
Wow - even a "sexiest woman in the world" thread gets fagged up within 10 posts.

That's cause she ain't. DOH.
C&CDean
3/27/2006, 05:12 PM
NUH UH! IT'S...UM...VICIOUS!! AND FIERCE!!

and stuff...

And magically delicious....
Stanley1
3/27/2006, 05:12 PM
NUH UH! IT'S...UM...VICIOUS!! AND FIERCE!!

and stuff...


Why does it like DC so much?
BeetDigger
3/27/2006, 05:15 PM
That's cause she ain't. DOH.

Um, actually, I have noticed that threads you get involved with get gayed up pretty quickly, Mr. I'll pinch your dick off with my arse. I think you may be due for a SO intervention.

:D :texan:
Howzit
3/27/2006, 05:16 PM
Why does it like DC so much?

That is so 2005. ;)
Stanley1
3/27/2006, 05:16 PM
That is so 2005. ;)

Why do hate American soldiers?
JohnnyMack
3/27/2006, 05:17 PM
Chick needs to go outside every once in a while. Looks like a blonde vampiress.

:rolleyes:
BeetDigger
3/27/2006, 05:17 PM
According to FHM readers anyway.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060327/ap_on_en_mo/people_johansson


Scarlett is sexy as hell. And looks great in profile. What does she call the "boys"? She has a name for them.
C&CDean
3/27/2006, 05:18 PM
Um, actually, I have noticed that threads you get involved with get gayed up pretty quickly, Mr. I'll pinch your dick off with my arse. I think you may be due for a SO intervention.

:D :texan:

You obviously are getting tired of breathing. Air.
C&CDean
3/27/2006, 05:19 PM
:rolleyes:

What? Tell me the chick don't need some sun.
BeetDigger
3/27/2006, 05:20 PM
You obviously are getting tired of breathing. Air.


Hey, you're the one that keeps gaying up the threads. Don't shoot the messenger. :mack:
C&CDean
3/27/2006, 05:21 PM
Hey, you're the one that keeps gaying up the threads. Don't shoot the messenger. :mack:

Wrong. Your boy, Mr. Thongalicious gayed this one up.
BeetDigger
3/27/2006, 05:22 PM
Wrong. Your boy, Mr. Thongalicious gayed this one up.


True. It's why we like him so much at the Dallas lunches.
IronSooner
3/27/2006, 05:41 PM
The direction this thread has taken makes me sad in my pants. Sadder still is how quickly it got here. I walked out of the office for 10, maybe 15 minutes tops. Wow.
IB4OU2
3/27/2006, 05:47 PM
She's alot better looking now than she was in some of her earlier movies,
fadada1
3/27/2006, 05:58 PM
She can suck my ____ anytime.
why don't you just say what all of us are thinking.:D
GDC
3/27/2006, 07:33 PM
Jessica Alba should be first on that list.
BeetDigger
3/27/2006, 07:36 PM
Jessica Alba should be first on that list.


Pishaaaa. Both of Jessica's hooters would barely add up to one of Scarlett's.
GottaHavePride
3/27/2006, 07:40 PM
She's hot, but I might actually prefer numbers 3 and 5 on their list. Jessica Simpson has no business on that list, and Teri Hatcher would have been great on that list 10 years ago.
KC//CRIMSON
3/27/2006, 07:49 PM
Jessica Alba should be first on that list.

If I could knock the bottom out of that just once, I'd die a happy man.;)
Octavian
3/27/2006, 08:07 PM
Jessica Alba should be first on that list.

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/3544/homerdrool0fx.gif (http://imageshack.us)


http://images.google.com/images?q=jessica+alba&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-31,GGLD:en&start=0&sa=N
GDC
3/27/2006, 08:11 PM
Pishaaaa. Both of Jessica's hooters would barely add up to one of Scarlett's.

GIS "jessica alba beach", and get back to me on that. I didn't post the pics because I didn't want to get the thread locked or get baned again.
IronSooner
3/27/2006, 08:20 PM
Somewhere there's somebody who's already hit that. And that sad bastard has nowhere to go now but down.








Nevertheless, I would kill to be that bastard.
Penguin
3/27/2006, 08:21 PM
Teri Hatcher is in top 10 list? Uhh..she's damaged goods.


I'll stick with Jessica Alba who has been spotted more than once renting pr0n.
49r
3/27/2006, 08:29 PM
GIS "jessica alba beach", and get back to me on that. I didn't post the pics because I didn't want to get the thread locked or get baned again.


You mean the one that shows her reaching down the back of her bikini bottoms to dig the sand outta her carck? Yeah, that one's pretty good...
BeetDigger
3/27/2006, 08:37 PM
GIS "jessica alba beach", and get back to me on that. I didn't post the pics because I didn't want to get the thread locked or get baned again.


Good, I now have something to do when I get home. Nice to have some good homework.
GDC
3/27/2006, 08:40 PM
You mean the one that shows her reaching down the back of her bikini bottoms to dig the sand outta her carck? Yeah, that one's pretty good...

and the one where she's demonstrating the four point stance...
Oldnslo
3/27/2006, 10:07 PM
And magically delicious....
Um. Dean?

This is a really disturbing post.

Really disturbing.

I mean, you're a man's man, and all. But how is it that you know that howzit's unit is


in your words



"magically delicious"


?

I think I need to go wash my eyeballs.
GDC
3/28/2006, 08:53 AM
wow
Harry Beanbag
3/28/2006, 09:04 AM
Angelina is still the one.
BeetDigger
3/28/2006, 10:06 AM
GIS "jessica alba beach", and get back to me on that. I didn't post the pics because I didn't want to get the thread locked or get baned again.


I stand by my assessment.
JohnnyMack
3/28/2006, 10:15 AM
Angelina is still the one.

If by "the one" you mean "home-wreckin' slut-bomb" then yes, yes she is.
picasso
3/28/2006, 10:15 AM
Angelina is still the one.
you're sick.
Harry Beanbag
3/28/2006, 11:12 AM
If by "the one" you mean "home-wreckin' slut-bomb" then yes, yes she is.


Well, that's not actually what I meant, but the alternate title of "home-wreckin' slut-bomb" still doesn't mean she isn't the sexiest thing walking right now.
mdklatt
3/28/2006, 11:13 AM
You people are all crazy.

Ali Larter. Varsity Blues. Whipped cream bikini.
jeremy885
3/28/2006, 11:18 AM
You people are all crazy.

Ali Larter. Varsity Blues. Whipped cream bikini.

She's about as sexy as Tara Reid, which isn't a good thing.
mdklatt
3/28/2006, 11:20 AM
She's about as sexy as Tara Reid

PFFFT. :mad:
Harry Beanbag
3/28/2006, 11:24 AM
I'm beginning to wonder about picasso and jeremy...
jeremy885
3/28/2006, 11:38 AM
natural is always better than artificial.
49r
3/28/2006, 12:09 PM
and the one where she's demonstrating the four point stance...

mmmmm

"Mount point..."


For those folks that don't get above reference, it is a computer term that refers to hard drives, just so that we can ALL savor the juicy double-entendre :D
Harry Beanbag
3/28/2006, 12:11 PM
natural is always better than artificial.


Yeah, I see your point...


http://www.damnshow.com/FatChick.jpg
49r
3/28/2006, 12:11 PM
...and yeah, my post above was quite a bit over the top nerdy, but I'm at work now, and besides, I could pry get baned a lot for what I really think about just about any lady mentioned in this thread...
49r
3/28/2006, 12:12 PM
DAMMIT Hairy, now I had to do lots of editing to my post...
Harry Beanbag
3/28/2006, 12:13 PM
:D
jeremy885
3/28/2006, 12:20 PM
Yeah, I see your point...


http://www.damnshow.com/FatChick.jpg

:D

Ok, natural beauty over artificial beauty.
49r
3/28/2006, 12:35 PM
OK

Is she cookin her gut on the grill? Is that what she's doing?
BlondeSoonerGirl
3/28/2006, 12:36 PM
DE's in a baning mood, yo.

Be warned...
Harry Beanbag
3/28/2006, 12:43 PM
Is that baneworthy?
BeetDigger
3/28/2006, 01:36 PM
Is that baneworthy?


I think it merits a bane warning at least. Bleeeech.
Harry Beanbag
3/28/2006, 02:11 PM
:O
IronSooner
3/28/2006, 02:20 PM
So before this thread gets locked do you think you could explain exactly what it is about Angelina Jolie that makes her the sexiest anything in anything Harry? I still just don't get it.
Harry Beanbag
3/28/2006, 02:29 PM
So before this thread gets locked do you think you could explain exactly what it is about Angelina Jolie that makes her the sexiest anything in anything Harry? I still just don't get it.


Apparently it's just my personal preference. I had no idea everybody thought she was such a dog.
IronSooner
3/28/2006, 02:46 PM
I always figured it had something to do with the lips.

Of course Jessica Alba has those too, so between the two it doesn't seem like a very fair fight to me.
jeremy885
3/28/2006, 02:51 PM
Apparently it's just my personal preference. I had no idea everybody thought she was such a dog.

Dude, you do remember that she was married to Billy Bob Thorton, right? The whole Billy's blood necklace thing killed it for me.
VeeJay
3/28/2006, 08:08 PM
One can only imagine the words spoken when the photographer asked for that lady to pose for that pic.
picasso
3/28/2006, 09:58 PM
You people are all crazy.

Ali Larter. Varsity Blues. Whipped cream bikini.
I think Amy Smart is hotter.
KC//CRIMSON
4/1/2006, 11:26 PM
SNL:Host Scarlett Johansson; Death Cab for Cutie performs. Repeat
GottaHavePride
4/1/2006, 11:27 PM
Where is Salma Hayek on this list?
KC//CRIMSON
4/1/2006, 11:33 PM
Where is Salma Hayek on this list?

She's too busy protesting. Hey-O!;)
GottaHavePride
4/1/2006, 11:36 PM
She's too busy protesting. Hey-O!;)

She can't talk if she's... wait, this can't end well.
silverwheels
4/2/2006, 01:33 AM
Sexiest woman in the world? I don't know if that can be determined, but I do know that I love Scarlett Johansson and would willingly have her babies, if that were anatomically possible.

Or she could just have mine. That would be cool.