Should I go ring Norm's doorbell?

[1stTimeCaller]

I'm thinking that I should. He saw me and a friend hauling stuff to a storage unit and some to the trash and didn't offer to help. He didn't even come over to help us put together some tree stands.

[RacerX]

Go pee on his Altima.

[SoonerInFla]

Wait til 3 am.
Pee on Altima.
Ring doorbell.

[yermom]

I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
Yeah, I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
Yeah, I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
yeah, I been thinkin' about my doorbell

Oh, well

Well with me and chipin' me and kisses?
Not the man in my life I know
And I been going to mystery misses
I respect the art of the show
Take back whan you said little girl
And while you're at it take yourself back too
Woman whatcha gonna do now, whatcha gonna do about it

I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
Yeah, I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it oh
I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
Yeah, I been thinkin' about my doorbell

Oh, yeah

You don't seem to come around
Point your finger and make a sound
You don't seem to come around
Not since I said you knocked it down?

Oh, well

Make a sound and I'll make you feel right
Right at home, yeah
Yeah, right at home, yeah

Nobody got ......?
But how come it's so easy to you
You know it's like me at times I can be careless
But your words seem so obtuse
But then again I know you feel guilty
And you tell me you want me again
But I don't need any of your pity
I got plenty of my own friends
They're all above me

And I've been thinkin' about my doorbell
When they gonna ring it, when they gonna ring it
Yeah, I've been thinkin' about the doorbell
When they gonna ring it, when they gonna ring it oh
I've been thinkin' about the doorbell
When they gonna ring it, when they gonna ring it
Yeah, I been thinkin' about the doorbell

Oh, well

They don't seem to come around
Push the finger and make a sound
They don't seem to come around
Maybe they they'll knock 'em down

Oh, well

Make a sound and I'll make you feel right
Right at home
Right at home

I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
Yeah, I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
Yeah, I been thinkin' about my doorbell
And when you're gonna ring it, when you're gonna ring it

I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
Yeah, I'm thinkin' about my doorbell

Oh, oh well

[BeetDigger]

I'm thinking that I should. He saw me and a friend hauling stuff to a storage unit and some to the trash and didn't offer to help. He didn't even come over to help us put together some tree stands.


Norm is such a bastard. I bet he even gave you a hearty scoff when you weren't looking. You sure he didn't go call the cops tell them that he saw two guys putting stolen merchandise into a storage container and give them your description? :norm:

[1stTimeCaller]

Hey Norm or Mrs. Norm, the red button on the key fob makes the horn honk and the lights flash. The button you were looking for has a picture of the trunk open. ;)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

1TC is a stalker.

[1stTimeCaller]

1TC is a stalker.

That's a pretty blouse you have on this morning ;)

[OU4LIFE]

That's a pretty blouse you have on this morning ;)

thanks.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

That's a pretty blouse you have on this morning ;)I'm not wearing a blouse.

[1stTimeCaller]

<sigh>

[Norm In Norman]

Crap. I looked over and saw you guys dicking around and thought that might have been you. I thought you lived in dallas or something, so I assumed it wasn't. You should have said something. I was about to put the pre-emergent I bought on the lawn, but I figured it was too windy so I stayed inside.

My wife thought it would be funny to make the horn go off while I was in the trunk. It wasn't.

[1stTimeCaller]

I never saw you outside or I would have walked over and said hello.

I thought your wife might find it disturbing if I walked over and rang the doorbell and said 'Hi, I know Norm from the innerweb and tracked him down and wanted to say hi'.

[IB4OU2]

Crap. I looked over and saw you guys dicking around and thought that might have been you. I thought you lived in dallas or something, so I assumed it wasn't. You should have said something. I was about to put the pre-emergent I bought on the lawn, but I figured it was too windy so I stayed inside.

My wife thought it would be funny to make the horn go off while I was in the trunk. It wasn't.

So you put pre-emergent on your carpet?.......:confused:

[Norm In Norman]

My wife stopped me right before I could.

[1stTimeCaller]

Hey Norm, as I pulled up to my buddy's house there was a tow truck blocking his drive. Did the tow truck bring crazy lady's van back? It was awesome to hear her yelling at her druggy kid again. It brought back good memories.

[BeetDigger]

So you put pre-emergent on your carpet?.......:confused:


Do you blame him? He saw 1TC close by and thought he better do something to repel the pee.

[Norm In Norman]

Hey Norm, as I pulled up to my buddy's house there was a tow truck blocking his drive. Did the tow truck bring crazy lady's van back? It was awesome to hear her yelling at her druggy kid again. It brought back good memories.
That van has been back for a while. I noticed it was parked out on the street yesterday. I don't know what the deal is. The druggy kid has been gone for a couple of months and just came back in the past week or so.