Gary England drinking game

[Flagstaffsooner]

damnit. wont work. nm

[Jerk]

I drove through some small town last night that had a Gary England Ave. I was so tired, I don't remember where it was...somewhere between Kingfisher and Little Sahara on 270.

Gary England made the big time.

[Boomer.....]

If Gary refers to Lorretta, Rip, or Tutti, drink a fifth and you will be on the same page as him. :D

[oumartin]

that town would be Seiling Oklahoma Jerk, Gary Englands birthplace and home of England Grocery. Believe Garys parents have that. or had that

[Flagstaffsooner]

Gary England Drinking Game
Pregame
1. Everyone selects a storm chaser other than Val Caster. Every time Gary talks to your storm chaser, you take one drink. Take two drinks every time we see footage from your storm chaser. Take four drinks if your storm chaser says "tornado on the ground."
2. Everyone selects a county other than Pottawatomie County. Every time Gary mentions your county, you take one drink. Take two drinks every time we see footage from your county. Take four drinks if a tornado touches down in your county.
One drink
1. Take one drink every time Gary says the following:
"Hook echo" | "Updraft" | "Metro" | "Doppler radar" | "Wall cloud" | "Ranger 9" | "Underground" | "Mobile home"
2. When Gary gives a list of counties, take one drink for every county in the list.
3. Take one drink every time Gary interrupts a program. Take one drink if Gary says "You're not missing any of [program name]." Take one drink when Gary says "We'll keep you advised."
Two drinks
1. Take two drinks every time Gary says the following:
"Baseball-sized hail" | "Waterloo Road" | "Pottawatomie County" | "Deer Creek High School"
2. Take two drinks every time Gary mentions the following towns:
Altus | Burns Flat | Dill City | Gotebo | Hydro | Lookeba | Meeker | Mulhall | Oktaha | Olustee | Shattuck | Slaughterville | Tryon | Vici | Waukomis | Wayne (or Payne) | Weleetka | Wetumkah
3. Take two drinks every time Gary talks to Val Caster.
Three drinks
1. Take three drinks if we see footage from Val Caster.

2. Take three drinks if we see footage from Pottawatomie County.
3. Take three drinks if Gary mentions the following:
"Immediate tornado precautions" | "National Weather Service" | "Mesocyclone" | "Portable Radio" | "Take shelter" | "Tornado warning in effect until ...."
Four drinks
1. Take four drinks if Ranger 9 must land to refuel.
2. Take four drinks if Gary issues his own tornado warning, not recognized by the NWS or says the following:
"Will someone please answer that phone?" | "Do you see power flashes?"
3. Take four drinks if a shirt-less tornado victim is interviewed.
Finish your drink
1. Finish your drink if someone uses the word tornado as a verb or if Gary mentions the nearest cross streets to you.
2. If Gary says "We've lost Val," pour a little out for your homies and finish your drink.

[handcrafted]

This deserves bumpage.

BTW what the heck is the "gittner" anyway? Maybe MD can tell us, he's a weather-type-dude.

Whatever it is, Val seems to be on it all the time.

[StoopTroup]

My lovely Wife wants a Cosmo...brb..:D

[Newbomb Turk]

BTW what the heck is the "gittner" anyway? Maybe MD can tell us, he's a weather-type-dude.

Someone answered that a while back. It's a device the chasers use so their cell phone can be patched into the station audio.

[StoopTroup]

that town would be Seiling Oklahoma Jerk, Gary Englands birthplace and home of England Grocery. Believe Garys parents have that. or had that

Q: When and where were you born?

A: I was born in Seiling, Oklahoma. I don’t give my age. Born in an old yellow house in Seiling in Dewey County. My daddy paid for me with chickens because he didn’t have any money to give the doctor.

:D

[handcrafted]

Someone answered that a while back. It's a device the chasers use so their cell phone can be patched into the station audio.

Hmm, okay. Something about that needs to be added into the drinking game.

[olevetonahill]

Can I chug 7 to catch up ?;)