So... You Want to Go See V for Vendetta...

[Viking Kitten]

But your MIL won't take the kids until they go to sleep. So you are sitting here screwing around on the SO... hoping they will go to sleep sometime before the 10:55 show starts. What to do?

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[Oldnslo]

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[Mjcpr]

Why does your MIL hate living children?

[Viking Kitten]

Why does your MIL hate living children?

Dude... don't get me started.

Czar can read everything I type.

[bri]

http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/Labs/Microbiology/Phage/06_chloroform_after_lysis_P8120663md.JPG

[Czar Soonerov]

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[BeetDigger]

But your MIL won't take the kids until they go to sleep. So you are sitting here screwing ... ?




:eek:

[Okla-homey]

This stuff is kiddie sandman in a bottle. Choose their favorite flavor, dose 'em and you are practically on your way to the movies.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6195/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz24.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Now, about the flick. We walked out of "Vendetta." Stupid movie. Hated it.

[bigdsooner]

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:D

[crawfish]

:eek:

I was disappointed when I saw the rollover text completed.

Poor czar. :D

[slickdawg]

Methadone does wonders.

Now I know that seems a bit drastic, but it achieves the results. :D

[Jimminy Crimson]

So it looks like V for Vagi...... is a no go tonight?

[GottaHavePride]

Now, about the flick. We walked out of "Vendetta." Stupid movie. Hated it.

I'll disagree, but to each his own. I thought it was incredibly well done, and I don't really care what the movie's "message" is or if it even has one so long as I'm entertained.

[BeetDigger]

I was disappointed when I saw the rollover text completed.

Poor czar. :D


Oh, I'm sure not all is lost. I assume that she has another browser session opened to some pron site. :D

[Viking Kitten]

Update: Little one's asleep. Big one's still awake. Grabbing a bite befo' the movie is officially out. Junior Mints it is.

[Sigh]

[bigdsooner]

junior mints and a mt dew is a bichin movie meal

[Viking Kitten]

Ooh! Out! Yee Haw!

[Stanley1]

Nyquil

[Mjcpr]

Dude, keep up.

I think they're outta here.

[Stanley1]

Dude, keep up.

I think they're outta here.

For next time butt head.

[Soonrboy]

we have a really hyper cocker spaniel. she's a humper. If we are having a party, we have to slip her some cough syrup.

PETA is probably at the door now.

[Mjcpr]

For next time butt head.

How rude

[Mjcpr]

we have a really hyper cocker spaniel. she's a humper. If we are having a party, we have to slip her some cough syrup.

PETA is probably at the door now.

I have one of those, except she's not a "humper". She is highly excitable though.

[IB4OU2]

I have one of those, except she's not a "humper". She is highly excitable though.

Hope she doesn't read this board. Does she? :eek:

[Stanley1]

How rude

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[Frozen Sooner]

Shoulda just brought the kids. Seems like every OTHER parent of small children does that anymore.

Hope you enjoyed the flick.

[RacerX]

White Russians.

[Viking Kitten]

So we wanna go see some Mutha ******' Snakes on a Mutha ******' Plane at 11:15. Think we can get 'em to sleep? Please send prayers on our behalf to the non-offensive deity of your choice.

TIA.

[bri]

Shoulda just brought the kids. Seems like every OTHER parent of small children does that anymore.


Dude, you're not wrong. When I was walking into my screening of World Trade Center last Sunday morning, some guy carrying his pre-elementary-aged child was walking in front of me. I just turned to my friend and gave her one of those "can you believe THIS f*cker?" looks.

I hate people.

[BoogercountySooner]

Ifin they don't go to sleep in time you and Czar can play "Snakes loose in the mother ****ing house" after they do go to sleep!:pop: :pop:

[Viking Kitten]

I just informed Czar that if we can't get them to sleep I'm goin' to the mutha ******' theatre without him.

[bri]

I certainly hope there's no motherf*cking going on at the theater if he doesn't get to go. That just seems unfair and borderline wrong.

[Frozen Sooner]

Dude, you're not wrong. When I was walking into my screening of World Trade Center last Sunday morning, some guy carrying his pre-elementary-aged child was walking in front of me. I just turned to my friend and gave her one of those "can you believe THIS f*cker?" looks.

I hate people.

Yup.

One of these days I'm going to open a first-run movie house that actually does the **** that movie theaters USED to do. You know, turn people away from bringing children into movies that are inappropriate. Remove people who talk. Clean the floors. Stuff like that.

[Viking Kitten]

I certainly hope there's no motherf*cking going on at the theater if he doesn't get to go. That just seems unfair and borderline wrong.
Nah. I'll be too enthralled with the on-screen action for that. I might cheat on my mutha ******' diet with some mutha ******' Junior Mints though.

[bri]

Dude, good luck with all THAT. You'd get run out of town for being "family-unfriendly". ;)

[bri]

Nah. I'll be too enthralled with the on-screen action for that. I might cheat on my mutha ******' diet with some mutha ******' Junior Mints though.

I'll be enjoying some muthaf*ckin' popcorn with muthaf*ckin' butta with muthaf*ckin' Reece's Pieces and a muthaf*ckin' large Coke.

MMMM-MMMM, BITCH!!

[Viking Kitten]

Dang it Bri. Can you make it here by 11:15?

[bri]

Yes, but I've committed to an 11:45 screening tomorrow morning, and I don't movie-cheat. :D

[Frozen Sooner]

Dude, good luck with all THAT. You'd get run out of town for being "family-unfriendly". ;)

Nah. I'll just call it the Compassionate Moviehouse.

Then people will ignore whatever family-unfriendly practices I actually promote, because you know, I'm compassionate.

We'll say things like "Ma'am, you should really be at home taking care of this baby while your husband watches the movie."

[Frozen Sooner]

I'll be enjoying some muthaf*ckin' popcorn with muthaf*ckin' butta with muthaf*ckin' Reece's Pieces and a muthaf*ckin' large Coke.

MMMM-MMMM, BITCH!!

I have a date tomorrow with a new girl and she honest to God suggested going to see Snakes on a Plane.

She may very well be the One.

[bri]

I have a date tomorrow with a new girl and she honest to God suggested going to see Snakes on a Plane.

She may very well be the One.

Dude, if you don't snatch her up and love her forever, I will fly up there and smack you silly. :D

[Viking Kitten]

Yes, but I've committed to an 11:45 screening tomorrow morning, and I don't movie-cheat. :D

Then I shall send you a barrage of spoiler text messages.

[Frozen Sooner]

Dude, if you don't snatch her up and love her forever, I will fly up there and smack you silly. :D

She also wants to go to the Peanut Farm for wings.

Either this is heading for the friendzone quicker than anything in history, or she is the coolest date EVER.

Plus, she has red hair and big gazongas.

[bri]

She also wants to go to the Peanut Farm for wings.

Either this is heading for the friendzone quicker than anything in history, or she is the coolest date EVER.

Plus, she has red hair and big gazongas.

Then I amend my earlier post. If you don't snatch her up and love her forever, then I'm gonna fly up there and TAKE HER FOR MYSELF. ;)

[bri]

Then I shall send you a barrage of spoiler text messages.

God, I sure hope you don't tell me that there are gonna be, like, snakes on a plane. :eek:

:D

[StoopTroup]

http://www.londonist.com/attachments/Hazel/ether.JPG

[Frozen Sooner]

Then I amend my earlier post. If you don't snatch her up and love her forever, then I'm gonna fly up there and TAKE HER FOR MYSELF. ;)

Yeah, well, we'll see how this goes.

I guess "new" is a bit of a misnomer. We've known each other for a long time, flirted on and off for a few years, even fooled around once at a club a while back. Never actually gone out on a date. We worked at the same company so I just didn't think it'd be a good idea to ask her out.

So, now that I work for a subisdiary and not the company anymore, I'm gonna try to hook up in a big way.

[Frozen Sooner]

God, I sure hope you don't tell me that there are gonna be, like, snakes on a plane. :eek:

:D


Sam Jackson yells "Mother****a" a lot, I hear.

[bri]

Sam Jackson yells "Mother****a" a lot, I hear.

GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL, SPOILER MCSPOILSALOT!!

Now I'm comin' up there and takin' her regardless. :P

[Frozen Sooner]

Not if I kick you in the knee first, you won't.

[bri]

Dude, I've already got SO much going for me, you don't really want to hand me the "sympathy" card, do you? ;)

[KC//CRIMSON]

It could be a lot worse. You could be stuck on the floor with a laptop while your girlfriend watches "Failure To Launch"

Damn. Naked Terry Bradshaw is going to give me nightmares.

[Frozen Sooner]

Dude, I've already got SO much going for me, you don't really want to hand me the "sympathy" card, do you? ;)

In comparison to me, you're always going to win the sympathy vote.

ZANG!

(Seriously, we're both overweight balding guys who dig comics. You've got me on height, but the kneecapping takes care of that.)

[bri]

Yeah, but I've also got that "evil" thing working for me. Chicks dig ambiguously bad boys. ;)

Man, I am SO full of myself. That never happened a couple of years ago. :D

[BoogercountySooner]

Not if I kick you in the knee first, you won't.

Which of the 3 knee's are you kicking him in?;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Yeah, but I've also got that "evil" thing working for me. Chicks dig ambiguously gay boys. ;)


Yep, you've got that ALL over me.

C'mon. I'm a former banker who sells insurance for a living. Nobody is more evil than I am.

[bri]

Nah, that's the wrong kind of evil. At the risk of opening up a can of worms I've tried desperately to seal since my return, we ALL know what kind of "evil" I bring to the proverbial table. ;)

(I should, like, quit posting while I'm ahead. :D)

[Frozen Sooner]

Burritos? You bring evil burritos to the table?

Because that'd be super. I love burritos-and evil burritos would be like 10x better.

[bri]

Mmmmmmm, evil burritos....

[hurricane'bone]

Taco, burrito, what's coming out of your speedo

[GottaHavePride]

Best. Thread. Inawhile.

[GottaHavePride]

Oh, and YMSSRA for both red-hair and big gazongas AND evil burritos.

[Mixer!]

red-hair and big gazongas

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/jonathanwong/thumb_thisthreadisworthlesswithoutp.gif

[pb4ou]

Yep, you've got that ALL over me.

:eek:

[Frozen Sooner]

Oh, and YMSSRA for both red-hair and big gazongas AND evil burritos.

I aim to please. I just miss a lot.

[Frozen Sooner]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/jonathanwong/thumb_thisthreadisworthlesswithoutp.gif

I'll do what I can, but I don't think she's going to take kindly to me whipping out the digital camera and saying my internet friends want a look at her dirty pillows.

[GottaHavePride]

I aim to please. I just miss a lot.Dude, you mentioned three... wait, FOUR! - of my favorite things. ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Red Hair
Big Gazongas
Evil burritos...

what else?

edit: hot wings?

[GottaHavePride]

Red Hair
Big Gazongas
Evil burritos...

what else?

edit: hot wings?

Gazongas is plural. :D

[Tailwind]

Damn you mother****ers! I just spit iced tea all over my keyboard. :mad:

[Frozen Sooner]

Gazongas is plural. :D

Well, so is "Evil burritos," but you didn't count THOSE twice.

[proud gonzo]

Damn you mother****ers! I just spit iced tea all over my keyboard. :mad:

lol

[GottaHavePride]

Well, so is "Evil burritos," but you didn't count THOSE twice.

Yeah, but you can really only eat one evil burrito before you have to say "OK, that's enough for today..."

[SCOUT]

I clicked on this thread because I watched V for Vendetta tonight. I will just say that I have been much more intrigued by Froz's personal life than by the movie.

I thought it was decent but tried too hard to have a message.

My wife is a redhead with great measurements. Just be warned of the redheaded temper. It is a curse and a blessing ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Crap. Had to reschedule due to bronchitis.

I even made my bed and dusted the nightstands.

[bri]

Dude, you JINXED it! :D

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

Crap. Had to reschedule due to bronchitis.

I even made my bed and dusted the nightstands.

oh, she allows that but no pics? ;)

[bri]

Remember dude, put some black tape over the red light on the camcorder, or she'll notice it.

[Frozen Sooner]

oh, she allows that but no pics? ;)

Let's just say practice is always closed at Frozen Sooner's Sex Life Memorial Stadium.


And Bri, the red light isn't the only thing covered with black tape.



We're going to try again next week.

[bri]

Frozen gets shy in front of others, everybody knows that. He just wants to get out there and compete, no doubt.

:D

[Frozen Sooner]

Gotta build that confidence before taking the show on the road, people. When I've got the rust worked off, I'll be competing in a strong way. Certainly that's what we're building for here, a foundation for the future while making sure that we're going out each week and competing in a strong way.

[bri]

Heh, and we've reached a whole new level of disturbing.

Sometimes, I love this place. :D

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

Heh, and we've reached a whole new level of disturbing.

Sometimes, I love this place. :D

i was half expecting him to go darrell royal on you and accuse you of spying...

[bri]

And now we've achieved yet ANOTHER new level of "disturbing". :D

[Boomer.....]

:rolleyes:

[C&CDean]

Why do I subject myself to this ****? It's very simple to just click out of a thread, but no. Here I sit and read the whole freaking 5 pages. I guess I should just look at the positives. My own life is not nearly as ****ed up as most of yours. I thank you (especially bri and Froz) for the boost in self-esteem and ego that reading y'all's mess gives me. No matter what, there's a lot of people more ****ed up than me.

[Frozen Sooner]

And the great thing is, Dean, that I wouldn't trade my life for yours.

[crawfish]

And the great thing is, Dean, that I wouldn't trade my life for yours.

:pop:

[C&CDean]

And the great thing is, Dean, that I wouldn't trade my life for yours.

Heh. Likewise, I'm sure. Besides, you couldn't handle my life.

[colleyvillesooner]

http://www.xtremedfw.com/phpbb2/images/smiles/drama.gif

[Frozen Sooner]

Heh. Likewise, I'm sure. Besides, you couldn't handle my life.

Yeah, I'd have to throttle my prick-o-meter down to 8. I like to run mine full open. :D

[Fugue]

http://www.xtremedfw.com/phpbb2/images/smiles/drama.gif

you've added to your repertoire, nice.

:D

[C&CDean]

Yeah, I'd have to throttle my prick-o-meter down to 8. I like to run mine full open. :D

Dude, my prick-o-meter runs on diesel power. Yours? Subaru........:eek:

oops, I meant Jr. Mercedes

[Frozen Sooner]

Dude, my prick-o-meter runs on diesel power. Yours? Subaru........:eek:

oops, I meant Jr. Mercedes

What, you mean yours has to be warmed up to get to full power?

Mine starts cold just fine.

[C&CDean]

What, you mean yours has to be warmed up to get to full power?

Mine starts cold just fine.

Well, yeah. It better. Eskimo boy.

[Frozen Sooner]

Well, yeah. It better. Eskimo boy.

See? I've been on straight prick from the start on this discussion, and your glow bulb isn't even ready.

:D

[C&CDean]

I know when I'm licked. All over.

You and bri get back to your silliness.

[proud gonzo]

I know when I'm licked. All over.

You and bri get back to your silliness.

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[BlondeSoonerGirl]

YES!!!

[bri]

Man, that discussion got cut off like a chainsaw to a pair of legs.






(I got nothin'.)

[StoopTroup]

That's the 1st time I've seen Dean back down without there being a baneing. :D

BTW...I watched most of Vendetta last night...

That is some weird **** right there.

Natalie still makes my Trunk stand to attention.

http://www.portman-online.com/news/data/upimages/nat-sw-extra.jpg

[GDC]

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