View Full Version : I had a really sad story to tell you guys.....
Stanley1
3/25/2006, 09:25 PM
but Chick won't let me.
Sorry.
She's not here, go on ahead.
slickdawg
3/25/2006, 09:28 PM
gopherit
Oldnslo
3/25/2006, 09:28 PM
wuss.
Stanley1
3/25/2006, 09:35 PM
She's blackmailing me. If I tell you guys, she'll reveal a secret I'd rather you all not know (no, I'm not impotent).
I think she also threatened physical violence. :eek:
The sad story is that you are gonna be a daddy.
well, eventually, some day
Al Gore
3/25/2006, 09:36 PM
The sad story is that you are gonna be a daddy.:eek:
Stanley1
3/25/2006, 09:41 PM
:eek:
:eek: X 100
Viking Kitten
3/25/2006, 09:42 PM
Stanley... they say it happens to every guy sometimes. (Just not Czar.) It's nothing to be ashamed of. You're sure to be back in the saddle in no time. ;)
Okla-homey
3/25/2006, 09:45 PM
I had a grown cousin who shat himself from time to time, mostly when blind drunk. Just throttle back on the drinking and don't overeat before partying.
You're welcome.
Stanley1
3/25/2006, 09:45 PM
Does it involve the circus? a corkscrew?
The sad story, or the secret?
Oldnslo
3/25/2006, 09:45 PM
The sad story is that you are gonna be a daddy.
He's either gonna be the momma or the daddy.
proud gonzo
3/25/2006, 10:32 PM
this is what PEEMS are for, Spanky!
Stanley1
3/25/2006, 10:36 PM
this is what PEEMS are for, Spanky!
Go play with your instrument or sumfin'.
proud gonzo
3/25/2006, 10:49 PM
:eek: post reported!
crawfish
3/25/2006, 10:56 PM
Go play with your instrument or sumfin'.
Was that the secret?
Stanley1
3/25/2006, 10:58 PM
Was that the secret?
No.
Perv.
BeetDigger
3/25/2006, 11:07 PM
Go ahead and tell us. Chick just PM'd us with the secret. Oh, and regarding the secret, don't worry, it's not that hard to do. Whooops, bad choice of words.
Howzit
3/26/2006, 09:11 AM
I had a really sad story to tell you guys.....
Your mommy was breast pumping and some mean man made fun so you didn't get any din din?
ChickSoonerFan
3/26/2006, 12:03 PM
but Chick won't let me.
Sorry.
You think you are clever. Don't you. You just couldn't resist.
And I see the :D in your thread title. Not going to work.
You don't think I will do it, do you?
I just might.
;)
MamaMia
3/26/2006, 12:17 PM
I feel like the victim here.
Come out with it already! :D
crawfish
3/26/2006, 12:18 PM
C'mon, it can't be nearly as bad as dc's story.
ChickSoonerFan
3/26/2006, 12:21 PM
It's Stanley's story...he should be the one to tell it.
Go ahead babe...you can tell your sad story...really.
I have one too. A very sad story.
My sad story kind of is your secret though..isn't it?
We both have secrets we could tell though so I should be careful too. ;)
Al Gore
3/26/2006, 12:29 PM
My wife's butt doesn't look fat today........
Scott D
3/26/2006, 12:39 PM
The IRS is indicting Stanley for trying to write off a breast pump as a business expense.
There, your secret is safe Stan :D
crawfish
3/26/2006, 12:42 PM
It's Stanley's story...he should be the one to tell it.
Go ahead babe...you can tell your sad story...really.
I have one too. A very sad story.
My sad story kind of is your secret though..isn't it?
We both have secrets we could tell though so I should be careful too. ;)
I think we're way too easy on this pair.
85Sooner
3/26/2006, 12:44 PM
She's blackmailing me. If I tell you guys, she'll reveal a secret I'd rather you all not know (no, I'm not impotent).
I think she also threatened physical violence. :eek:
I thought that WAS the sad story!
85Sooner
3/26/2006, 12:45 PM
My wife's butt doesn't look fat today........
Avatars AL we need Avatars!
ChickSoonerFan
3/26/2006, 12:48 PM
I thought that WAS the sad story!
Funny. :D
No. And I did not threaten physical violence.
When I told him I would bust his A5S, I meant I would reveal the secret if he told his sad story.
BeetDigger
3/26/2006, 02:32 PM
When I told him I would bust his A5S, I meant I would reveal the secret if he told his sad story.
:eek:
That's really the secret, isn't it? You two are kinda kinky.
:texan:
crawfish
3/26/2006, 07:44 PM
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Stanley1
3/26/2006, 07:48 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/rating/rating_1.gif X 5
Thanks.
Al Gore
3/26/2006, 07:59 PM
:eek:
That's really the secret, isn't it? You two are kinda kinky.
:texan:The safe word is "banana"
OUinFLA
3/26/2006, 08:03 PM
I really love this thread.
Vaevictis
3/26/2006, 08:13 PM
The secret that's being held over his head is that he had a wet nurse when he was a baby... but the wet nurse was a man!@#
Go ahead and tell your story Stanley. Now that your dark secret is out, she has nothing on you! Nothing I say!
soonerboomer93
3/26/2006, 09:18 PM
She's blackmailing me. If I tell you guys, she'll reveal a secret I'd rather you all not know (it's more then that i'm impotent).
I think she also threatened physical violence. :eek:
:mack:
BeetDigger
3/26/2006, 09:32 PM
The safe word is "banana"
That's right.
The secret is that he likes them. The sad story is that all the stores ran out of them.
:eek:
slickdawg
3/26/2006, 09:34 PM
banana........ k1nky !
crawfish
3/26/2006, 09:37 PM
Thanks.
I'd rate it http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/rating/rating_1.gif five times if I could.
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