I had a really sad story to tell you guys.....

[Stanley1]

but Chick won't let me.

Sorry.

[Mjcpr]

She's not here, go on ahead.

[slickdawg]

gopherit

[Oldnslo]

wuss.

[Dio]

P

W'd

[Stanley1]

She's blackmailing me. If I tell you guys, she'll reveal a secret I'd rather you all not know (no, I'm not impotent).

I think she also threatened physical violence. :eek:

[pb4ou]

The sad story is that you are gonna be a daddy.

[pb4ou]

well, eventually, some day

[Al Gore]

The sad story is that you are gonna be a daddy.:eek:

[Stanley1]

:eek:

:eek: X 100

[Viking Kitten]

Stanley... they say it happens to every guy sometimes. (Just not Czar.) It's nothing to be ashamed of. You're sure to be back in the saddle in no time. ;)

[Okla-homey]

I had a grown cousin who shat himself from time to time, mostly when blind drunk. Just throttle back on the drinking and don't overeat before partying.

You're welcome.

[Stanley1]

Does it involve the circus? a corkscrew?

The sad story, or the secret?

[Oldnslo]

The sad story is that you are gonna be a daddy.
He's either gonna be the momma or the daddy.

[pb4ou]

oohhh, the plot thinkens

[proud gonzo]

this is what PEEMS are for, Spanky!

[Stanley1]

this is what PEEMS are for, Spanky!


Go play with your instrument or sumfin'.

[proud gonzo]

:eek: post reported!

[crawfish]

Go play with your instrument or sumfin'.

Was that the secret?

[Stanley1]

Was that the secret?

No.

Perv.

[BeetDigger]

Go ahead and tell us. Chick just PM'd us with the secret. Oh, and regarding the secret, don't worry, it's not that hard to do. Whooops, bad choice of words.

[Howzit]

I had a really sad story to tell you guys.....

Your mommy was breast pumping and some mean man made fun so you didn't get any din din?

[ChickSoonerFan]

but Chick won't let me.

Sorry.



You think you are clever. Don't you. You just couldn't resist.

And I see the :D in your thread title. Not going to work.

You don't think I will do it, do you?

I just might.

;)

[Mjcpr]

Worst story evar.

[MamaMia]

I feel like the victim here.

Come out with it already! :D

[crawfish]

C'mon, it can't be nearly as bad as dc's story.

[ChickSoonerFan]

It's Stanley's story...he should be the one to tell it.

Go ahead babe...you can tell your sad story...really.

I have one too. A very sad story.

My sad story kind of is your secret though..isn't it?

We both have secrets we could tell though so I should be careful too. ;)

[Al Gore]

My wife's butt doesn't look fat today........

[Scott D]

The IRS is indicting Stanley for trying to write off a breast pump as a business expense.

There, your secret is safe Stan :D

[crawfish]

It's Stanley's story...he should be the one to tell it.

Go ahead babe...you can tell your sad story...really.

I have one too. A very sad story.

My sad story kind of is your secret though..isn't it?

We both have secrets we could tell though so I should be careful too. ;)

I think we're way too easy on this pair.

[85Sooner]

She's blackmailing me. If I tell you guys, she'll reveal a secret I'd rather you all not know (no, I'm not impotent).

I think she also threatened physical violence. :eek:


I thought that WAS the sad story!

[85Sooner]

My wife's butt doesn't look fat today........


Avatars AL we need Avatars!

[ChickSoonerFan]

I thought that WAS the sad story!

Funny. :D

No. And I did not threaten physical violence.

When I told him I would bust his A5S, I meant I would reveal the secret if he told his sad story.

[BeetDigger]

When I told him I would bust his A5S, I meant I would reveal the secret if he told his sad story.

:eek:


That's really the secret, isn't it? You two are kinda kinky.

:texan:

[crawfish]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/rating/rating_1.gif

[Stanley1]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/rating/rating_1.gif X 5


Thanks.

[Al Gore]

:eek:


That's really the secret, isn't it? You two are kinda kinky.

:texan:The safe word is "banana"

[OUinFLA]

I really love this thread.

[Vaevictis]

The secret that's being held over his head is that he had a wet nurse when he was a baby... but the wet nurse was a man!@#

Go ahead and tell your story Stanley. Now that your dark secret is out, she has nothing on you! Nothing I say!

[soonerboomer93]

She's blackmailing me. If I tell you guys, she'll reveal a secret I'd rather you all not know (it's more then that i'm impotent).

I think she also threatened physical violence. :eek:

:mack:

[BeetDigger]

The safe word is "banana"


That's right.

The secret is that he likes them. The sad story is that all the stores ran out of them.

:eek:

[slickdawg]

banana........ k1nky !

[crawfish]

Thanks.

I'd rate it http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/rating/rating_1.gif five times if I could.