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Soonrboy
3/24/2006, 03:52 PM
I asked him why he had hit this other kid.

"Because he's just a bob."

My interest piqued, "What's a bob?"

"Big ole Baby".

Heh.

mdklatt
3/24/2006, 03:53 PM
BOB = Big Ol' Burrito at Taco Bueno

But Big Ol' Baby is good too. :D

Soonrboy
3/24/2006, 04:00 PM
Yeah, I had to let him go so I could laugh.

12
3/24/2006, 04:08 PM
Does it frighten anyone else that the leaders of our youth read SF.com?

mdklatt
3/24/2006, 04:09 PM
Does it frighten anyone else that the leaders of our youth read SF.com?

I certainly fear for the Soonerov children.

Beef
3/24/2006, 04:10 PM
Stupid kid. Everyone knows BOB is a Breakfast On a Bun from Whataburger.

yermom
3/24/2006, 04:12 PM
i'm just glad Stanley didn't start this thread

Beef
3/24/2006, 04:13 PM
i'm just glad Stanley didn't start this thread
ouch. heh.

yermom
3/24/2006, 04:13 PM
oh and maybe it was this guy ;)

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20060323/lsu_davis_80253.jpg

SicEmBaylor
3/24/2006, 04:16 PM
There seem to be a lot of teachers on the SO.
This shatters my worldview that teachers have no lives outside of the classroom. I figured they all went home, pulled up the TV tray, and spent their days grading endless papers.

Dear God what is next? Peanut butter squares?

Czar Soonerov
3/24/2006, 04:31 PM
I certainly fear for the Soonerov children.

No worries, we watch Supernanny. :)

crawfish
3/24/2006, 04:36 PM
http://www.connare.com/MSbob.jpg

MamaMia
3/24/2006, 05:26 PM
Oh my goodness. Kids these days. :D

BeetDigger
3/24/2006, 05:42 PM
i'm just glad Stanley didn't start this thread


I am so glad that somebody made this comment as it was exactly what I thought when I saw this title.

yermom
3/24/2006, 05:45 PM
I am so glad that somebody made this comment as it was exactly what I thought when I saw this title.

i desperately want to make love to a school boy

PrideTrombone
3/24/2006, 06:48 PM
There seem to be a lot of teachers on the SO.
This shatters my worldview that teachers have no lives outside of the classroom. I figured they all went home, pulled up the TV tray, and spent their days grading endless papers.

Dear God what is next? Peanut butter squares?

I'm skipping the peanut butter and heading to Drunkytown.

VeeJay
3/24/2006, 07:26 PM
Speking of Drunkytown...

"Hi, Bob."

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000A9QKSM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Soonerbabeinbama
3/24/2006, 08:01 PM
There seem to be a lot of teachers on the SO.
This shatters my worldview that teachers have no lives outside of the classroom. I figured they all went home, pulled up the TV tray, and spent their days grading endless papers.

Dear God what is next? Peanut butter squares?
Don't worry, your worldview hasn't shattered. Teachers and principals have no life outside of the classroom. Why do you think we're on the SO?:D

Sooner_Bob
3/24/2006, 08:30 PM
Heh, Bob . . . :D

NYSooner1355
3/24/2006, 10:34 PM
I have a better one - you've all probably heard it before but it was still so funny when I heard I couldn't hold the laugh in..

this kid was going around to all the girls asking them if they've ever seen a "BMW" and when they said yes, him and his friends would laugh at the girls...then tell them it meant "Black Man's Weenie"...

His parents had to be called...his mom was PI$$ED!