I Buy MY Marijuana at Wal Mart

[Pieces Hit]

I was at Wal Mart and there were jars of marijuana on a lower shelf in the sporting goods section.
It looked a lot like apple butter and I assumed it was a concentrated hashish.
I took it home and got in the shower and opened it.
It smelled really good and I got a butter knife and scooped a little out.
It had the consistency of peanut butter, I think.
I spread this marijuana product into a deer antler pipe I lost in 1983 and lit it up and it tasted pretty good for Wal Mart.
Then my alarm clock went off.

I haven't smoked anything in 20 years.

Care to interpret?

[jk the sooner fan]

Care to interpret?


you need help?

[Pieces Hit]

I think this is already a given.

[slickdawg]

You may be psychic??

[boomersooner28]

http://www.rdfield.com/images/Radice/Radice%20horn%20pipe.jpg


Sweeeeet!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I was at Wal Mart and there were jars of marijuana on a lower shelf in the sporting goods section.
It looked a lot like apple butter and I assumed it was a concentrated hashish.
I took it home and got in the shower and opened it.
It smelled really good and I got a butter knife and scooped a little out.
It had the consistency of peanut butter, I think.
I spread this marijuana product into a deer antler pipe I lost in 1983 and lit it up and it tasted pretty good for Wal Mart.
Then my alarm clock went off.

I haven't smoked anything in 20 years.

Care to interpret?Just another crazy dream, like they all are. Hell, I woke up after "unknowingly" eating rabbit from a buffet line last week.:D

[Pieces Hit]

I might add, all I ate yesterday was Christmas candy, diet pills, and pizza.

[SoonerWood]

I took 4 of my friends to a Pink Floyd concert in my little plastic playskool 2 door car with no floor in it. We got lost and ran out of gas and had to stand up in the car and walk around flintstone style to find our way out of the petroleum plant.

[OKC Sooner]

Our miniature dachshund was drafted into federal service. To ease our minds about how he was being treated, we were invited to watch a training session. We were ushered into a room with windows that looked out on a large swimming pool, underwater... kinda like the place at the zoo where you can watch the seals underwater. There were small packages scattered around the pool floor.

Suddenly there was a splash, and there was our dachshund, Rascal... wearing a scuba mask and rubber fins on each paw. He dog-paddled (of course) from package to package, and when he smelled contraband, a series of bubbles rose from his mask and when they hit the surface, they went Bark Bark.

When I woke up, I had to relate this to my wife. She laughed so hard she cried. One of these days, I'm gonna write a song entitled The Drug Diving Dachshund of the Dog DEA.

[picasso]

you didn't name your dogs Dweezil, Ahmet and Moon did ya?

[OKC Sooner]

that's Moon Unit... get it right.

[Frozen Sooner]

Good thing it wasn't Best Buy. That's all I have to say.

[picasso]

that's Moon Unit... get it right.
she never went by the full name when I hung out with her.

[NormanPride]

you didn't name your dogs Dweezil, Ahmet and Moon did ya?

See, but Zappa didn't do drugs. Very adamant about that, actually.

But the names are really weird, yes. :D