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Stanley1
3/23/2006, 10:23 AM
Effort: Some people dream about worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them.


Thoughts?


Don't even THINK about it Dean.

IB4OU2
3/23/2006, 10:26 AM
Effort: Some people dream about worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them.


Thoughts?


Don't even THINK about it Dean.

Go back to sleep, wer'e busy........

GDC
3/23/2006, 10:27 AM
Are you dressed yet?

Hamhock
3/23/2006, 10:27 AM
Is this from Jack Handy?

TopDaugIn2000
3/23/2006, 10:28 AM
what's the over/under on the # of posts before this one gets locked???

Czar Soonerov
3/23/2006, 10:32 AM
Dean frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Czar Soonerov
3/23/2006, 10:33 AM
Dean does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Czar Soonerov
3/23/2006, 10:35 AM
Dean does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Czar Soonerov
3/23/2006, 10:36 AM
Dean is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

colleyvillesooner
3/23/2006, 10:37 AM
Dean frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

colleyvillesooner
3/23/2006, 10:37 AM
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Dean can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.

colleyvillesooner
3/23/2006, 10:39 AM
Geico saved 15% by switching to Dean.

colleyvillesooner
3/23/2006, 10:40 AM
When Dean laughs too hard while drinking milk, he accidently ****s a cow.

ChickSoonerFan
3/23/2006, 10:42 AM
I have been staying up late recently and woud consider my accoplishments worthy. :D


Are you quoting these off one of those 365 determination calandar things?

Sooner in Tampa
3/23/2006, 10:42 AM
Dean is going to lock this thread...but not before it hits two pages...again.

ChickSoonerFan
3/23/2006, 10:46 AM
Who is Dean again? And why is everyone kissing his ***?

colleyvillesooner
3/23/2006, 10:47 AM
Dean is going to lock this thread...but not before it hits two pages...again.

If a thread goes 2 pages, it's because Dean let it go 2 pages.

Sooner in Tampa
3/23/2006, 10:48 AM
If a thread goes 2 pages, it's because Dean let it go 2 pages.Dean is the Uber-Mod

Stanley1
3/23/2006, 10:52 AM
Dean is overrated.

clap, clap, clap, clap, clap

Sooner in Tampa
3/23/2006, 10:53 AM
Dean is overrated.

clap, clap, clap, clap, clapdood...you are asking for the wrath of ****ed off :dean: :D

OU Adonis
3/23/2006, 10:53 AM
Did Stanley use his one thought of the day? What is he gonna do for the rest of the day?

colleyvillesooner
3/23/2006, 10:54 AM
Two men enter. One Stanley leave. There can only be one.....Dean.

Stanley1
3/23/2006, 10:55 AM
Dean is so fat, he bleeds Ragu.

C&CDean
3/23/2006, 10:57 AM
Excuse me while I go take a Stan, and wipe my Chick.

afs
3/23/2006, 10:59 AM
awww ****.


Effort: Some people dream about worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them.

stan's worthy accomplishment is to get a thread to 2 pages.

Howzit
3/23/2006, 10:59 AM
Dean fries ants with the reflected light off the top his big ol' bald punkin haid.

colleyvillesooner
3/23/2006, 11:01 AM
There is no such thing as global warming. Dean was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Stanley1
3/23/2006, 11:04 AM
Dean is so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in his shower.

Sooner in Tampa
3/23/2006, 11:06 AM
Dean is so fat, he bleeds Ragu.HEH
http://rulzofpunk.free.fr/images/CheeseburgerHelmet.jpg

ChickSoonerFan
3/23/2006, 11:12 AM
Excuse me while I go take a Stan, and wipe my Chick.

Is this the best you got? :rolleyes:




;)

C&CDean
3/23/2006, 11:18 AM
Is this the best you got? :rolleyes:




;)
Well, I could talk about Stan having to strap a 2x4 across his *** to keep him from falling in, but I'm just not that mean.:P

Sooner in Tampa
3/23/2006, 11:31 AM
Well, I could talk about Stan having to strap a 2x4 across his *** to keep him from falling in, but I'm just not that mean.:P

Ouch...that may be a little over the top

http://rulzofpunk.free.fr/images/LaFamilleCacabide.jpg

OU Adonis
3/23/2006, 11:46 AM
Well, I could talk about Stan having to strap a 2x4 across his *** to keep him from falling in, but I'm just not that mean.:P

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/6798/kickgrandma0vb.gif

imjebus
3/23/2006, 11:51 AM
Well, I could talk about Stan having to strap a 2x4 across his *** to keep him from falling in, but I'm just not that mean.:P


That line is about as old and used up as you are Dean... How about something new...
:texan:

ChickSoonerFan
3/23/2006, 11:51 AM
heh....Now I see why people are so scared of you.

:rolleyes:

C&CDean
3/23/2006, 11:52 AM
That line is about as old and used up as you are Dean... How about something new...
:texan:

OK. How about making me a blowme sammich?

Howzit
3/23/2006, 11:53 AM
That line is about as old and used up as you are Dean... How about something new...
:texan:

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! That line is not NEARLY as old and used up as Dean!

;)

pb4ou
3/23/2006, 11:56 AM
Geico saved 15% by switching to Dean.

heh

C&CDean
3/23/2006, 01:16 PM
Mr Dean acts gruff and 'ornry but he's one of the most kind, hospitable and understanding gentleman, husband and father in the whole goldurn state.


Besides, he don't charge me but half price on tailgate parking.

Dude, hush.

I got me an image to maintain here.

IB4OU2
3/23/2006, 01:18 PM
Mr Dean acts gruff and 'ornry but he's one of the most kind, hospitable and understanding gentleman, husband and father in the whole goldurn state.


Besides, he don't charge me but half price on tailgate parking.

How'd you get half price????? or do I really wanna know?

Mjcpr
3/23/2006, 01:20 PM
Mr Dean acts gruff and 'ornry but he's one of the most kind, hospitable and understanding gentleman, husband and father in the whole goldurn state.

Besides, he don't charge me but half price on tailgate parking.

The only time I was more shocked than I am now is when Rock Hudson came out.


:D

Stanley1
3/23/2006, 01:21 PM
Dean and Lid have more in common than they know.

IB4OU2
3/23/2006, 01:22 PM
The only time I was more shocked than I am now is when Rock Hudson came out.


:D

Next time don't get him so excited..........:D

OU Adonis
3/23/2006, 01:24 PM
The only time I was more happy than I am now is when Rock Hudson came out.


:D

Fixed for you :D

C&CDean
3/23/2006, 01:26 PM
I like Lid's weenis more than they know.

Keep it in the closet please.