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slickdawg
3/22/2006, 10:53 PM
no strings attached, no risk of ever being caught, what would it be?

afs
3/22/2006, 10:53 PM
rob a casino

proud gonzo
3/22/2006, 10:54 PM
I'm guessing you mean one illegal/immoral thing? :confused:

slickdawg
3/22/2006, 10:55 PM
anything, theft, robbery, murder, sex, keeping a library book one week too long, anything!

sooneron
3/22/2006, 10:56 PM
Take T Boone for everything he's got.

proud gonzo
3/22/2006, 10:56 PM
and when you say no strings attached do you mean no legal backlash/consequences or does that also include the possible social effects and guilt?


what about good effects/strings? are those attached or not? because if I do something immoral and get away with it, but i feel guilty, i don't wanna do it. Likewise, if I do something that could have possibl really good effects but those won't happen, I don't want to do it.

you need to elaborate.

oumartin
3/22/2006, 10:57 PM
I like the rob a casino idea.

sooneron
3/22/2006, 10:57 PM
Maybe this question should not apply to women. They are far too complicated.

proud gonzo
3/22/2006, 10:57 PM
I'd kill sooneron. ;)


(actually, I wouldn't waste it on him)

slickdawg
3/22/2006, 10:59 PM
Whatever you would do would have no legal or any other consequences.
The only person that would ever know what you did was you.
If you felt guilty, that's you, so that's part of it.

No strings attached. Only you will ever know about it.

proud gonzo
3/22/2006, 11:01 PM
Whatever you would do would have no legal or any other consequences.
The only person that would ever know what you did was you.
If you felt guilty, that's you, so that's part of it.

No strings attached. Only you will ever know about it.

then where's the fun? :D

slickdawg
3/22/2006, 11:02 PM
Knowing that you did it.

oumartin
3/22/2006, 11:03 PM
no wait. I'd sleep with Pat Summitt!

Okla-homey
3/22/2006, 11:05 PM
Put Ben-Gay in the Astroglide dispensers in the all the ghey bars in Austin.

sooneron
3/22/2006, 11:08 PM
I'd kill sooneron. ;)


(actually, I wouldn't waste it on him)
Nope, too late you used it. I'm deed.

GottaHavePride
3/22/2006, 11:08 PM
I'm torn between rigging a lottery to give myself a 350 million dollar payout and planting an electronic fart-noise machine and remote camera in the Oval Office. :D

Declan McManus
3/22/2006, 11:09 PM
Aah! Zombie poster!! :eek:

proud gonzo
3/22/2006, 11:10 PM
http://static.zoovy.com/img/ningyoushi/W300-H400-Bffffff/zombiesurvival_large.jpg

Jimminy Crimson
3/22/2006, 11:33 PM
...and planting an electronic fart-noise machine and remote camera in the Oval Office. :D

You don't think Bush already has one of those installed?

I bet he gets Tony Blair and the Japanese PM all the time! :texan:

Tailwind
3/22/2006, 11:37 PM
I'd kill a few worthless desk clerks. Twice.

XingTheRubicon
3/22/2006, 11:49 PM
Find the guy who littered and consequently killed Dean's horse and then strand him on Dean's porch with 3 items strapped to his chest.

1. A bottle of Jack
2. A harmonica
3. riot gun ammo

then ring the doorbell/dinner bell and hide in the weeds with a camcorder

IronSooner
3/22/2006, 11:51 PM
Take Gaylord Focker's name off Memorial Stadium.

And if I could make it into an extended night of debauchery, remove the oil business names from the new engineering buildings. I can't get over Boren's willingness to sell names out to companies and money types rather than just name them after individual alums or honorary types.

leftfield
3/22/2006, 11:56 PM
Put Ben-Gay in the Astroglide dispensers in the all the ghey bars in Austin.

awesome, simply awesome. :D

olevetonahill
3/23/2006, 12:01 AM
Tell all SOONERS come home ,then make a parking lot out of saxet !

leftfield
3/23/2006, 12:25 AM
'my father told me never hit anyone out of anger...unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it'

or something like that. what movie? anyone?

Stanley1
3/23/2006, 12:26 AM
Rape and pillage many small towns.

bigdsooner
3/23/2006, 12:42 AM
1)i think i'd rob a bank or somethin with lots of money

2) hook up with jennifer aniston

bigdsooner
3/23/2006, 12:47 AM
Tell all SOONERS come home ,then make a parking lot out of saxet !

sweet

olevetonahill
3/23/2006, 06:23 AM
sweet
And im like Rodney Dangerfield :eek: I get no spek lol :)

bigdsooner
3/23/2006, 08:26 AM
And im like Rodney Dangerfield :eek: I get no spek lol :)

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to olevetonahill again
:D

OU4LIFE
3/23/2006, 08:33 AM
go back 19 years and kill that bitch. Slowly. While giggling.

slickdawg
3/23/2006, 10:05 AM
go back 19 years and kill that bitch. Slowly. While giggling.

I didn't think about that one - good idea!

My first was to rob a federal reserve bank.

sanantoniosooner
3/23/2006, 10:08 AM
short sheet Chuck Norris.

ultimatesooner1
3/23/2006, 10:09 AM
change all of Bill Gates assets into my name

SoonerWood
3/23/2006, 10:16 AM
Steal all the oil in the middle east.

12
3/23/2006, 10:20 AM
I'd rob Taco Bueno of their entire inventory of hot sauce and napkins.

Harry Beanbag
3/23/2006, 10:29 AM
rob a casino


IN

GDC
3/23/2006, 10:32 AM
Beat the **** out of certain resident whorns, two in particular.

SoonerWood
3/23/2006, 10:47 AM
Casino?? come on fellas - OIL. ALL OF IT. STOLEN FROM THE A-RABS.

That's more coin than all those casinos times 10!

bigdsooner
3/23/2006, 11:12 AM
my kid said she would rig the lottery

Norm In Norman
3/23/2006, 11:29 AM
Steal 200 million from Bill Gates. He wouldn't notice. That way someone would still win the lottery too. IT'S WIN-WIN!

NormanPride
3/23/2006, 11:33 AM
Would this be one event? Or could it be one thing you could do forever with nobody caring? 'Cause if it's that, I wouldn't pay taxes.

If it's just one thing, I'd probably tackle Mack Brown while he was running out of their ghey tunnel.

bigdsooner
3/23/2006, 11:59 AM
Steal 200 million from Bill Gates. He wouldn't notice. That way someone would still win the lottery too. IT'S WIN-WIN!


awesome, i got the lottery. you take bills money

BeetDigger
3/23/2006, 12:17 PM
Rape and pillage many small animals.

:eek:









Sorry Stanley, Howzit and Craw are a bad influence on me.

jdsmith
3/23/2006, 12:19 PM
anybody got a gun...

NormanPride
3/23/2006, 12:33 PM
anybody got a gun...

No, yours needs to be the Aunt. With the videotape. In her bed.













Using her stuffed animals as toys.