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colleyvillesooner
3/22/2006, 04:50 PM
:mad:
C&CDean
3/22/2006, 04:50 PM
Leave Stan alone.
BeetDigger
3/22/2006, 04:53 PM
What'd I do?
And Dean, your last message in that thread and your location contradict one another.
skycat
3/22/2006, 04:57 PM
:O
C&CDean
3/22/2006, 04:58 PM
And Dean, your last message in that thread and your location contradict one another.
Sometimes I'm in, sometime out, sometime in, sometimes out.......
I have no idea what you're talking about.
colleyvillesooner
3/22/2006, 05:00 PM
And Dean, your last message in that thread and your location contradict one another.
http://www.dr-dre.com/images/pics/misc/3b.gif
Cause when you bane Dean you bane yourself!
Hamhock
3/22/2006, 05:00 PM
This one is going to go 2 pages out of pure spite.
Beano's Fourth Chin
3/22/2006, 05:07 PM
When Dean walks out in the rain, Dean doesn't get wet, the water gets Dean.
C&CDean
3/22/2006, 05:09 PM
When Dean walks out in the rain, Dean doesn't get wet, the water gets Dean.
Well, yeah.
Beano's Fourth Chin
3/22/2006, 05:10 PM
Dean can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
Beano's Fourth Chin
3/22/2006, 05:10 PM
When Dean does a pushup, he doesn't tilt himself up, he pushes the rest of the earth down.
Beano's Fourth Chin
3/22/2006, 05:12 PM
Dean is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
colleyvillesooner
3/22/2006, 05:13 PM
There are only two kind of peoples on earth:
1- Peoples scared of Dean.
2- Peoples that don't know DEan.
colleyvillesooner
3/22/2006, 05:14 PM
Many people think that the dinosaurs were killed off by a giant meteor. If by "meteor" you mean "Dean," then yes, you are correct.
colleyvillesooner
3/22/2006, 05:14 PM
When Dean dies, he goes to a special division of heaven, where everyone who has taken Norris' name in vain also resides, so he can singlehandedly beat them down.
1stTimeCaller
3/22/2006, 05:15 PM
Dean is so fast, he can run around the world and donkeypunch himself in the back of the head.
repaired
Beano's Fourth Chin
3/22/2006, 05:16 PM
Dean once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testacles" contest. Dean won by 5.
C&CDean
3/22/2006, 05:16 PM
This thread will reach two pages.
C&CDean
3/22/2006, 05:19 PM
Like I said.
C&CDean
3/22/2006, 05:19 PM
Two pages, beyotches.
C&CDean
3/22/2006, 05:19 PM
Two is more than one.
ChickSoonerFan
3/22/2006, 05:19 PM
There are only two kind of peoples on earth:
1- Peoples scared of Dean.
2- Peoples that don't know DEan.
I don't know him. :rolleyes:
C&CDean
3/22/2006, 05:20 PM
Attitude is better than altitude (or whatever the **** Stanley said).
Beano's Fourth Chin
3/22/2006, 05:20 PM
I don't know him. :rolleyes:
This taunting of Dean will go down in history as the "worst mistake ever."
Viking Kitten
3/22/2006, 05:21 PM
Two is more than one.
Dean can count to 21 and he doesn't even have to be naked.
C&CDean
3/22/2006, 05:21 PM
EVAR.
Howzit
3/22/2006, 05:21 PM
That would only get him to 20 1/2 anyway.
BlondeSoonerGirl
3/22/2006, 05:22 PM
Dean can count to 20Gus and he doesn't even have to be naked.
I agree.
C&CDean
3/22/2006, 05:22 PM
Dean measures 21" and he doesn't even have to be hard.
Well, yeah.
colleyvillesooner
3/22/2006, 05:22 PM
I don't know him. :rolleyes:
I'll send Stanley a get better card after Dean eliminates you from the earth....by snapping his fingers.
LilSooner
3/22/2006, 05:24 PM
Dean's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
colleyvillesooner
3/22/2006, 05:26 PM
No human has ever died out of old age. Dean just dont like old people.
C&CDean
3/22/2006, 05:26 PM
You people underestimate me.
C&CDean
3/22/2006, 05:27 PM
And I'm going home now. But I'll be checking this thread through sheer mental imagery. Don't **** with me.
colleyvillesooner
3/22/2006, 05:27 PM
Dean doesnt have a keyboard for his computer, instead he stares at the screen untill his thoughts appear there.
colleyvillesooner
3/22/2006, 05:28 PM
Originally Dean was going to be hired to play the role of Jack Bauer on the show "24". The producers changed their minds when they realized the show would last only 17 minutes.
Viking Kitten
3/22/2006, 05:38 PM
Dean is the Fabio to my bodice-busting heroine on the cheesy romance novel cover of my life.
Dean can make an omelette without breaking any eggs.
ChickSoonerFan
3/22/2006, 05:43 PM
Dean is the Fabio to my bodice-busting heroine on the cheesy romance novel cover of my life.
oh is THAT who he is? NOW I know him.
:rolleyes:
colleyvillesooner
3/22/2006, 05:44 PM
Beano, please try and save her. For Stan.
Stanley1
3/22/2006, 05:45 PM
Dean's **** is used as currency in Argentina.
Wait.....screw that, I hate Dean right now.
Nah, I don't have anything bad to say about Dean, his face says it all. :texan:
Czar Soonerov
3/22/2006, 06:34 PM
Dean uses his penis to look around corners.
Czar Soonerov
3/22/2006, 06:39 PM
Even at its most flaccid state, Dean's penis is still hard enough to knock your teeth out.
Even at its most flaccid state, Dean's penis is still hard enough to knock your teeth out.
Listen up, the man knows what he's talking about.
http://members.cox.net/normandothemagnificent/CzarSmile02.jpg
mdklatt
3/22/2006, 06:42 PM
EDIT: Pat's is better.
Czar Soonerov
3/22/2006, 06:42 PM
Dean is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Dean.
BlondeSoonerGirl
3/22/2006, 06:43 PM
Listen up, the man knows what he's talking about.
http://members.cox.net/normandothemagnificent/CzarSmile02.jpg
C'mere...
...no, really. This isn't a twist off - I need some help here...:mack:
soonerbrat
3/22/2006, 06:44 PM
There are only two kind of peoples on earth:
1- Peoples scared of Dean.
2- Peoples that don't know DEan.
i know dean..he doesn't skeer me
Czar Soonerov
3/22/2006, 06:46 PM
Listen up, the man knows what he's talking about.
http://members.cox.net/normandothemagnificent/CzarSmile02.jpg
That picture is too big.
:les:(That's what she said about Dean's penis.)
XingTheRubicon
3/22/2006, 07:15 PM
Even if your head weighs 200lbs, Dean can still get a chain/noose around it.
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