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Hamhock
3/22/2006, 02:09 PM
Anybody ever come back from lunch with high expectations of what you want to accomplish in the afternoon, only to waste hours in the SO?

Should i be cutting my employer a check back?
OUDoc
3/22/2006, 02:11 PM
Send it to me. I'll see that he gets it.
Oldnslo
3/22/2006, 02:12 PM
Make that payable to C-A-S-H.
Viking Kitten
3/22/2006, 02:14 PM
I bet I owe Oldnslo some money.
Mjcpr
3/22/2006, 02:15 PM
I bet I owe Oldnslo some money.
Why, did he hit it?

:confused:
OUDoc
3/22/2006, 02:17 PM
I miss out on so much around here.
Viking Kitten
3/22/2006, 02:18 PM
He's paying for my new caulk.
BlondeSoonerGirl
3/22/2006, 02:18 PM
Why, did he hit it?

:confused:

Oh, Pat...why do you torture me like this?
Mjcpr
3/22/2006, 02:19 PM
He's paying for my new caulk.

I always had him pegged for a sick bastard.
Viking Kitten
3/22/2006, 02:21 PM
I always had him pegged for a sick bastard.

Oh believe me, I did too. But that nothing to do with all the caulk I get.
crawfish
3/22/2006, 02:21 PM
He's paying for my new caulk.

Is that what the kids...

Awww, nevermind.
slickdawg
3/22/2006, 02:22 PM
I always had him pegged for a sick bastard.


friggin caulk scraper.....
BeetDigger
3/22/2006, 02:29 PM
This thread has potetial.
Beef
3/22/2006, 02:41 PM
This thread has potetial.
I did too when I was young and look how I turned out.
OUDoc
3/22/2006, 02:46 PM
Someone's a caulk sucker?
Huh?
Oldnslo
3/22/2006, 02:47 PM
Is this the part where Czar kicks my ***?
BeetDigger
3/22/2006, 02:48 PM
I did too when I was young and look how I turned out.


You're living with a chick whom you have no financial responsiblity for and who is actually paying rent. I would say that you are doing ok. Now if you could get her to sleep with you and yet maintain the same relationship, I would say that you are doing great.
slickdawg
3/22/2006, 02:49 PM
Someone's a caulk sucker?
Huh?


Better than being a bricklayer that mixes his morter with a fork,
that's a MORTER FORKER!
BeetDigger
3/22/2006, 02:49 PM
Is this the part where Czar farks my ***?


Fixed. And the answer is yes.
Oldnslo
3/22/2006, 03:04 PM
See, it's not that I mind the idea of VK owing me Dollars Large for using my caulk gun--it never fails to hit just the right spot--it's just that when she was handling it, I'm not sure I was fully aware of all the ramifications.
slickdawg
3/22/2006, 03:09 PM
See, it's not that I mind the idea of VK owing me Dollars Large for using my caulk gun--it never fails to hit just the right spot--it's just that when she was handling it, I'm not sure I was fully aware of all the ramifications.


The Czar will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious farking.
skycat
3/22/2006, 03:20 PM
I hate it when the caulk dries up and gets your caulk gun gummed up. I mean, at that point, you can squeeze and squeeze, but no caulk will come out. I suppose if you squeezed really hard, for a really long time, eventually the tube would explode, but nobody wants that. Really, your only option is to cut the tip of your caulk gun off with a knife so that caulk can freely flow once more.
Viking Kitten
3/22/2006, 03:33 PM
Really, your only option is to cut the tip of your caulk gun off with a knife so that caulk can freely flow once more.

Oldnslo can tell you all about that.
OUDoc
3/22/2006, 03:38 PM
Oldnslo can tell you all about that.
Is that a Jewish joke?
Hamhock
3/22/2006, 03:44 PM
I can't believe what you people have done to my thread...:confused:
Viking Kitten
3/22/2006, 03:45 PM
I can't believe what you people have done to my thread...:confused:

266 posts and you are just now figuring out what we can do to a thread?
Hamhock
3/22/2006, 03:47 PM
They were 266 meaningful, insightful posts...not this type of sex-crazed gibberish. :P
oumartin
3/22/2006, 03:49 PM
actually oldnslo is the only soonerfans.com member i've actually met and I can tell you he doesn't look like a sick bastard. In fact he's probably the best human being on this board.

But thats just me
Hamhock
3/22/2006, 03:52 PM
actually oldnslo is the only soonerfans.com member i've actually met and I can tell you he doesn't look like a sick bastard. In fact he's probably the best human being on this board.

But thats just me


somebody needs free legal work...;)
Mjcpr
3/22/2006, 03:52 PM
actually oldnslo is the only soonerfans.com member i've actually met and I can tell you he doesn't look like a sick bastard. In fact he's probably the best human being on this board.

But thats just me

I always pimp IB4OU2 for this award.

OU4LIFE would be last.
oumartin
3/22/2006, 03:53 PM
i dent know he was an attorney, but anyone that basically gives away football tickets is #1 in my book.
OUDoc
3/22/2006, 04:02 PM
actually oldnslo is the only soonerfans.com member i've actually met and I can tell you he doesn't look like a sick bastard.
The sick ones never do. ;)
Oldnslo
3/22/2006, 04:19 PM
I GAVE SOMETHING AWAY?!

****!
oumartin
3/22/2006, 04:21 PM
not really gave away, but below cost!
BeetDigger
3/22/2006, 04:32 PM
They were 266 meaningful, insightful posts...not this type of sex-crazed gibberish. :P


Awww, youth. Wait till you approach 1000 posts. You'll be just like us.
TexasLidig8r
3/22/2006, 04:47 PM
Now if you could get her to sleep with you and yet maintain the same relationship, I would say that you are doing great.

Bah.. that will happen about the same time I grow my hair back!

Sorry Beef.
49r
3/22/2006, 07:13 PM
You know, if you stick a nail in the caulkhole when you aren't caulking stuff, you won't have the problem with a clogged caulk gun hole.


jus' sayin'
GottaHavePride
3/22/2006, 07:16 PM
Oh believe me, I did too. But that nothing to do with all the caulk I get.

Yep. VK's avatar is still hawt.
Al Gore
3/22/2006, 07:34 PM
Anybody ever come back from lunch with high expectations of what you want to accomplish in the afternoon, only to waste hours in the SO?

Should i be cutting my employer a check back?I am amazed that some of these people are still employed........
Tailwind
3/22/2006, 09:02 PM
Ditto! I always get my hand slapped if I sneak a peak in here while I'm working. :(