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Soonerbabeinbama
3/22/2006, 01:37 PM
Every day on my way to work I pass this scary little delapidated house that has a big sign in the front yard that says "Hydrocolon Therapy." Now, there is NEVER a car there - never any life signs. I picture Nurse Ratchett in her starched cap and uniform greeting you as you come in, directing you to a stainless steel room with a stainless steel table for your "treatment." I see her squeaking down the hall in her orthopedic nurses shoes dragging a garden hose behind her as she gleefully tells you to bend over and grab your ankles for your treatment. Yikes!! So tell me - what the heck kind of therapy is this really? Medical people - I'd like to hear from you!!;)
TopDaugIn2000
3/22/2006, 01:38 PM
yikes. sounds scary.


no thanks
Mjcpr
3/22/2006, 01:39 PM
You really have a butt brain, you know that?


:D
Sooner in Tampa
3/22/2006, 01:39 PM
Some people in Alabama are so WEIRD.
Sooner in Tampa
3/22/2006, 01:42 PM
:eek:
Also called colonic irrigation or colonic hydrotherapy, the treatment is similar to an enema but more extensive:eek:
OUDoc
3/22/2006, 01:42 PM
Colonic, I'd guess. It's crap. :D
crawfish
3/22/2006, 01:43 PM
What's probably more disturbing is the water hose trailing into the house...
Sooner in Tampa
3/22/2006, 01:46 PM
It's basically an a$$ washing...uuuugggggghhhhhhh.
Soonerbabeinbama
3/22/2006, 01:49 PM
It's basically an a$$ washing...uuuugggggghhhhhhh.
I guess picturing the nurse using a garden hose is better than picturing her using a pressure washer. :eek:
12
3/22/2006, 01:51 PM
You left the webcam out of your description.
OUDoc
3/22/2006, 01:56 PM
I guess picturing the nurse using a garden hose is better than picturing her using a pressure washer. :eek:
I'd bet there's no nurse involved. Probably no real medical training by anyone in there. You should stop and ask. :mack:
TopDaugIn2000
3/22/2006, 01:59 PM
just do like the rest of us f'in hillbillies and get your colon cleansed properly by getting a good dose of Long John Silver's
Sooner in Tampa
3/22/2006, 02:00 PM
I'd bet there's no nurse involved. Probably no real medical training by anyone in there. You should stop and ask. :mack:HEH...yeah, stop by for a free test run. :P
Soonerbabeinbama
3/22/2006, 02:01 PM
just do like the rest of us f'in hillbillies and get your colon cleansed properly by getting a good dose of Long John Silver's
We southern ladies prefer a coffee enema - and yes - I do take cream and sugar with mine!!:D
OUDoc
3/22/2006, 02:07 PM
We southern ladies prefer a coffee enema - and yes - I do take cream and sugar with mine!!:D
:eek: Wait 'til it cools.:eek:
OUthunder
3/22/2006, 02:08 PM
I prefer hydrocodone therapy. :D
Soonerbabeinbama
3/22/2006, 02:13 PM
HEH...yeah, stop by for a free test run. :P
I'll pass - so to speak ;)