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OUDoc
3/22/2006, 10:11 AM
How could he not be pulled out?

Man Sinks Into Mud, Dies, After Police Chase
March 21, 2006)--A man chased into an open field on foot by sheriff's deputies early Tuesday sank into a quagmire and died after deputies were unable to rescue him.

The incident happened before dawn in southeastern Dallas County near the town of Combine.

County sheriff's Sgt. Don Peritz says deputies had stopped the man in his vehicle for having an outdated registration sticker.

They say the man fled into a nearby field after deputies learned he'd identified himself falsely.

According to the spokesman, deputies searched for about an hour before they found the man sunk up to his waist in a quagmire.

They tried repeatedly over several hours to pull him out , but they, too, called for help after they began sinking into the cold mud.

The man eventually died before he could be removed.

Peritz says it's not known why the man died, and an autopsy is planned, but he says the man, who hasn't been identified, told his would-be rescuers that he had a medical condition.

He also says the weather in the open field was cold and windy with temperatures in the upper 30s.

http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/2498371.html

slickdawg
3/22/2006, 10:12 AM
Darwin award candidate.

Czar Soonerov
3/22/2006, 10:16 AM
So he fell into Iraq? :confused:

slickdawg
3/22/2006, 10:22 AM
So he fell into Iraq? :confused:

No, he got off lite.

Had he fallen into Iraq, he'd have been there three years with no end in
sight.

;)

12
3/22/2006, 11:01 AM
They should have called Dean.

BeetDigger
3/22/2006, 11:40 AM
I see a lawsuit coming. Those awful policemen chased him into the field, causing him to sink in the mud. Clearly they used unnecessary force in running after him and knew that quagmires were in the area and the potential for sinking into one was there. Oh yeah, I see at least $3 million going to his family on this one, down from the original demand of $50 million.

slickdawg
3/22/2006, 11:42 AM
I'm sure that Lid is on it.

Jerk
3/22/2006, 12:48 PM
Peritz says it's not known why the man died

You think it's because he drowned in the mud?

IronSooner
3/22/2006, 01:00 PM
That was my question.

1stTimeCaller
3/22/2006, 01:01 PM
hypothermia?

swardboy
3/22/2006, 01:09 PM
A rope...with a noose..under the arms....altogether now: "PULL!"

Stanley1
3/22/2006, 01:17 PM
A rope...with a noose..around the head....altogether now: "PULL!"

Hangings haven't been used in quite some time.

LoyalFan
3/23/2006, 04:10 AM
Peritz says it's not known why the man died

You think it's because he drowned in the mud?

No, it's 'cause he was one stupid sumbitz.

LF

LoyalFan
3/23/2006, 04:18 AM
Speaking of quagmires...

http://www.familyguyquotes.com/images/quagmire_tn.jpg

Awwwwwriiiight!

LF

olevetonahill
3/23/2006, 05:47 AM
How could he not be pulled out?


http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/2498371.html
Doc ya must remember this was :texan: s chasing a :texan:
nuff said ;)

RacerX
3/23/2006, 07:34 AM
Peritz says it's not known why the man died

You think it's because he drowned in the mud?

You may be on to something.

And to pay tribute to the CSI thread...Mud of DEATH!!!!!