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slickdawg
3/21/2006, 08:12 PM
I sometimes wonder if the reason they ended up handicapped is due to
the horrible driving that they demonstrate.

I was behind one on the way home from work, doing 50 in the left lane on
I-10. I stayed back 4-5 car lengths for a while, but the wouldn't move
over.

So I got closer, and closer, they wouldn't budge.

So I have to pass on the right, just beating out another slow driver that
was in the proper lane.

After I pass, dude turns on his right turn signal, but never moves over to the
left lane.

I'm watching in the rear view mirror, and dude about runs off the road on the
left side, still with his right blinker on.

Then he finally decides to move over to the right, RIGHT IN FRONT OF AN
18 WHEELER. The truck almost jack-knifed trying to not hit the idiot.
oumartin
3/21/2006, 08:13 PM
if they got boobies they are handicapped drivers!
IB4OU2
3/21/2006, 08:17 PM
I sometimes wonder if the reason they ended up handicapped is due to
the horrible driving that they demonstrate.

I was behind one on the way home from work, doing 50 in the left lane on
I-10. I stayed back 4-5 car lengths for a while, but the wouldn't move
over.

So I got closer, and closer, they wouldn't budge.

So I have to pass on the right, just beating out another slow driver that
was in the proper lane.

After I pass, dude turns on his right turn signal, but never moves over to the
left lane.

I'm watching in the rear view mirror, and dude about runs off the road on the
left side, still with his right blinker on.

Then he finally decides to move over to the right, RIGHT IN FRONT OF AN
18 WHEELER. The truck almost jack-knifed trying to not hit the idiot.

How'd you know he was handicapped? Car tag?

I got "handicapped" just so I could park closer to entrances.....:rolleyes:
slickdawg
3/21/2006, 08:18 PM
How'd you know he was handicapped? Car tag?

I got "handicapped" just so I could park closer to entrances.....:rolleyes:


Yep, handicapped tag.
mrssoonerhubler
3/21/2006, 08:20 PM
if they got boobies they are handicapped drivers!


if they have testes they are just plain and simply handicapped;)
oumartin
3/21/2006, 08:21 PM
testes are those things my wife keeps in her purse right? ;)
IB4OU2
3/21/2006, 08:22 PM
I must say I don't care for your generalization of physically challenged people in the first sentance of your post. Maybe he was just drunk.
mrssoonerhubler
3/21/2006, 08:30 PM
testes are those things my wife keeps in her purse right? ;)

yeah...pretty much :D
BoogercountySooner
3/21/2006, 08:39 PM
I must say I don't care for your generalization of physically challenged people in the first sentance of your post. Maybe he was just drunk.

Some folks are handicapped in a different way!
yermom
3/21/2006, 08:54 PM
Yep, handicapped tag.

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