Don't leave your child unattended while in a strip club! [Archive]

oumartin

3/21/2006, 06:06 AM

some idiot has been arrested in Tulsa for leaving his son in a cold car while he went into the club. Christopher Killion from kansas told his toddler son to stay in the car or monsters would eat him.. This guy needs to be shot

william_brasky

3/21/2006, 06:14 AM

well, at least he warned the kid about the monsters.

Okla-homey

3/21/2006, 06:51 AM

Strip clubs should have on-site child care available. They could call it "Tiddie Kiddies" or something snappy. They could use older strippers who are no longer pole quality for the "TK" workers. It could be huge! It would be great PR for the boobie industry too because there is obviously a need for it.;)

Casinos too. Call them "Uncle Blackjack's Kids Club." People with gambling problems can't be expected to find a safe place for their children when the need hits to play the slots. That's a cruel choice for a parent to make. Plus, it would help get toddlers used to the casino scene and thus ensure the next generation become casino patrons when they grow up!

OUinFLA

3/21/2006, 07:14 AM

Pure Genius Homey.

TheHumanAlphabet

3/21/2006, 07:46 AM

A while back Homey, a couple in Australia left their kids in the car while they gambled for multiple hours. The police found them and arrested the 'rents. Scandalous in Aussie land...Made the casinos work harder at gambling anonomous...

soonerbrat

3/21/2006, 08:01 AM

Strip clubs should have on-site child care available. They could call it "Tiddie Kiddies" or something snappy. They could use older strippers who are no longer pole quality for the "TK" workers. It could be huge! It would be great PR for the boobie industry too because there is obviously a need for it.;)

Casinos too. Call them "Uncle Blackjack's Kids Club." People with gambling problems can't be expected to find a safe place for their children when the need hits to play the slots. That's a cruel choice for a parent to make. Plus, it would help get toddlers used to the casino scene and thus ensure the next generation become casino patrons when they grow up!

i've seen a few casinos with on-site child care.

Stanley1

3/21/2006, 08:53 AM

When you need to see a tiddie, you need to see a tiddie.

IB4OU2

3/21/2006, 09:03 AM

When you need to see a tiddie, you need to see a tiddie.

Well then don't leave the room the next time your associate breast pumps..........

HoserSooner

3/21/2006, 09:11 AM

When they opened the casino just north of here about 10 years ago, they had huge problems with parents leaving the kids in the car while the parents went inside had played a few hands.

They couldn't figure out what the problem was.

Okla-homey

3/21/2006, 09:23 AM

The thing is, we need to figure out a way to require a permit before being allowed to breed. See my sig below.

yermom

3/21/2006, 09:27 AM

Strip clubs should have on-site child care available. They could call it "Tiddie Kiddies" or something snappy. They could use older strippers who are no longer pole quality for the "TK" workers. It could be huge! It would be great PR for the boobie industry too because there is obviously a need for it.;)

Casinos too. Call them "Uncle Blackjack's Kids Club." People with gambling problems can't be expected to find a safe place for their children when the need hits to play the slots. That's a cruel choice for a parent to make. Plus, it would help get toddlers used to the casino scene and thus ensure the next generation become casino patrons when they grow up!

they can watch the strippers' kids too :)

OklahomaTuba

3/21/2006, 09:39 AM

Seriously, don't they have a family nite at the cherokee casino?

sanantoniosooner

3/21/2006, 09:41 AM

Gambling brings a family together.

Mjcpr

3/21/2006, 09:52 AM

Gambling brings a family together.

The families that parlay together, stay together.

(Don't even think about it, craw!) :D

TheHumanAlphabet

3/21/2006, 10:41 AM

The thing is, we need to figure out a way to require a permit before being allowed to breed. See my sig below.

As I said before, my Father used to say they need to put a contraception chemical in the water and make people apply for the antidote to have kids. I thought he was awful in my youth, called him a Hitler or something like that. You know what, I think he was a man ahead of his time...

yermom

3/21/2006, 10:43 AM

who drinks water out of the tap anyway?

Stanley1

3/21/2006, 11:21 AM

who drinks water out of the tap anyway?

<raises hand>

yermom

3/21/2006, 11:24 AM

i can't stand the stuff in Norman

sanantoniosooner

3/21/2006, 11:34 AM

i can't stand the stuff in Norman
aggie.

Jimminy Crimson

3/21/2006, 11:36 AM

i can't stand the stuff in Norman

Mmmm, arsenic! ;)

Cam

3/21/2006, 08:46 PM

some idiot has been arrested in Tulsa for leaving his son in a cold car while he went into the club. Christopher Killion from kansas told his toddler son to stay in the car or monsters would eat him.. This guy needs to be shot
Blame it on the bad titty bars in Kansas. He'd have a baby sitter if there were a decent close to the house.

bigdsooner

3/21/2006, 08:55 PM

what the hell is wrong with people leaving their kids in cars. they leave em at work, the tittay bar, wherever. it used to "accidental", now its on purpose. good god people, take care of your chidren ya fu**in losers

oumartin

3/21/2006, 08:56 PM

thats why I have a stripper at home!

bigdsooner

3/21/2006, 09:10 PM

ya lucky *******:D

oumartin

3/21/2006, 09:12 PM

I'm lucky, my friends are lucky :D

bigdsooner

3/21/2006, 09:14 PM

:D