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GottaHavePride
3/21/2006, 12:22 AM
http://drmcninja.com/index.html

This is funny as hell. If you mouse hover over the comic panels you get even more silliness. And they used the word "asshat".

and 13K, beyonces!
proud gonzo
3/21/2006, 12:28 AM
"Boy if those employees hadn't been robots, I would have looked like some kind of serial killer or something, eh?"

HEEHEE!!
proud gonzo
3/21/2006, 12:30 AM
"No! The McDonald maneuver is when Ronald McDonald punches you in the back of the head!"
GottaHavePride
3/21/2006, 12:35 AM
"that smells like maple syrup. REAL maple syrup. Like lumberjacks enjoy... on their FLAPJACKS! Boy, have you been lumberjacking?"
Frozen Sooner
3/21/2006, 01:16 AM
That's awful.

Awfully good that it. Sweet.
GottaHavePride
3/21/2006, 01:23 AM
"I'll. Have. Anumber8withranchsauceplease."
GottaHavePride
3/22/2006, 05:19 PM
I thought this deserved a bump - Bri might have missed out on this.
proud gonzo
3/22/2006, 06:59 PM
Who's Bri? :confused:
Declan McManus
3/22/2006, 10:55 PM
THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
1) Jump off a tall building and improvise way into safe landing.
2) Go to Mars and find the cure for cancer.
3) Find true love awwwwwwww.
4) Punch out a dinosaur.
proud gonzo
3/22/2006, 10:57 PM
hehehehe
GottaHavePride
3/22/2006, 10:58 PM
Mama said knock you out!
Declan McManus
3/22/2006, 11:04 PM
Holy crap, that's awesome.

Like a ninja.

That reminds me, I watched some dopey show about ninjas on the History Channel or one of those nerdling stations. Anyway, they had some old guy who was a self-professed 10th degree ninjitsu black belt and "ninja expert". The dude kept saying "neen-ja". For a whole f***ing hour, "neen-ja" this and "neen-ja" that.

A real ninja would have cut his head off. And it would have been TOTALLY AWESOME.
proud gonzo
3/22/2006, 11:05 PM
dude, that ninja dude is TOTALLY going to break into your imperial bedroom and then flip out on you.
GottaHavePride
3/22/2006, 11:05 PM
I think I've seen that guy before. Guys that actually have to bust heads for a living make fun of the poser-ninjas.
Declan McManus
3/22/2006, 11:07 PM
dude, that ninja dude is TOTALLY going to break into your imperial bedroom and then flip out on you.

The only thing that tool is going to be breaking is his hip. Feh.
GottaHavePride
3/23/2006, 01:10 AM
What would Batman do?
GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 11:07 PM
New update!

I shall name you Yoshi!
bri
4/14/2006, 11:14 PM
My new laundry detergent smells like Jolly Ranchers.
bri
5/10/2006, 09:12 AM
That is a surprised dinosaur.
bri
5/24/2006, 09:21 AM
I love that they're using MySpace to tell the story. Now Rupert Murdoch PWNZ them. ;)

I DON'T love the erratic updating. Who do they think they are, The Monkey Project?
GottaHavePride
12/11/2006, 01:30 AM
-- Oh, JEEZE O PEETS what an awkward situation! I went and upset ALL the pirates in the bar, (http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=14&issue=5%22) GULP.

-- You're the best ninja ever.

-- I still want to burn this place down! DO YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T CARE!
snp
12/11/2006, 01:58 AM
That's awful.

Awfully good that it. Sweet.

That guy is a poster over at somethingawful.com, btw.
NormanPride
12/11/2006, 10:54 AM
The pirates with the peg-faces made me spit out my drink allll over my keyboard. Damnit.