I'm obese

[afs]

I weigh 217, am 5' 11' tall

can run 1.5 miles in under 11 minutes, 55+ situps and 60 pushups in a minute

my blood pressure is 112/64, resting pulse of 65.


but i'm obese???

thanks government!!

[crawfish]

Whatever, lardass.

[IronSooner]

You must be mistaken. According to my handy BMI chart here, you must be of higher density than a normal person. Since we all know fat is 10 times as dense as muscle, you must be solid fat, hence obese. It's all solid science.

[Fish]

what does the rope-n-choke say...or do they still do that?

fought that battle the whole time I was in...I think DC posted something about his girth as well a while back.