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Rogue
3/19/2006, 10:08 AM
Dads have some doozy sayings. Some have been more useful to me than others.

- "Quit that before I give you something to cry about."

- "Save it for a rainy day."

- "We're not heating the outside, close that damn door."

- "I wasn't sleeping, just resting my eyes."

- "You have wax in your ears or something?"

- "Do it right the first time."

- "Say what you mean and mean what you say."
Big Red Ron
3/19/2006, 10:14 AM
"Son, a man's gotta eat and a man's gotta work to buy food."

"Don't **** in the wind"

"Do what ya gotta do and dump her, she's bad news."
Okla-homey
3/19/2006, 10:15 AM
you musn't forget...

"Straighten-up! I made you and I can take you out and make another one just like you"
Big Red Ron
3/19/2006, 10:20 AM
Or while driving in the car..."Don't make me come back there!"
Okla-homey
3/19/2006, 10:28 AM
"You 'want' <insert wanted thing>? So what? People in hell 'want' ice water!"

"Stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about."

To daughters when they reach puberty: "Remember, no matter how cute, smart, nice the boy is, he is motivated by only one thing. His intentions are not pure. Trust me on this. I know what I'm talking about. I used to be one."

"Poop on one hand and 'wish' on the other. See which one fills up faster"
Howzit
3/19/2006, 10:32 AM
"I'll put a lump on your head a calf could suck."

"I'll knock you into the middle of next week."
VeeJay
3/19/2006, 10:40 AM
My favorite: I'm gonna blister you!"
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 11:02 AM
I wish you were never born!!


Man, that'n always makes me cry.




Not really, my dad never said that.
Big Red Ron
3/19/2006, 11:10 AM
"Fix me a chicken pot pie." :D "What about you dad..."
Hatfield
3/19/2006, 11:15 AM
-"I never loved your mom."
BillyBall
3/19/2006, 11:29 AM
Quitters are pussies
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 11:30 AM
-"I never loved your mom."

Oooh, that's a good one too. I can almost smell the scotch on his breath when I read it.
oumartin
3/19/2006, 11:41 AM
You freaking retard!
User Name
3/19/2006, 11:50 AM
"Do as I say, not as I do."

hypocrite
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 12:00 PM
"You will be ok....it's a long ways from your heart"........when we got injured...
leftfield
3/19/2006, 12:01 PM
'what does that have to do with the price of tea in china?'...he always said that no matter what I said, then tell me to mow the yard
oumartin
3/19/2006, 12:05 PM
you can't cry until the blood reaches your toe
Sooner_Bob
3/19/2006, 12:13 PM
"Because I said so, that's why."
BillyBall
3/19/2006, 12:13 PM
"Problems" are opportunities, you just need to change your filter
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 12:20 PM
You need a "insert something you are begging for" like you need a hole in your head....
oumartin
3/19/2006, 12:25 PM
this is what AG's dad says these days.

Damn son, when do I get hit that? ;)
Hatfield
3/19/2006, 12:25 PM
-Don't worry, I am just going out for some milk....I'll be right back
Howzit
3/19/2006, 12:30 PM
"Fix me a chicken pot pie." :D "What about you dad..."

Oh mine? Its real easy. Stupid worthless no good goddamn free loadin' son of a bitch retarded big mouth know it all ******* jerk! You forgot ugly lazy and disrespectful- shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie! What about you dad? **** you. No, dad, what about you? **** you. No dad what about you?! **** you!
oumartin
3/19/2006, 12:34 PM
how in the world can you remember that entire scene? I suppose you even got the cigar burn

classic film
Howzit
3/19/2006, 12:59 PM
It struck a chord.

;)
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2006, 01:03 PM
I think parts of that movie struck a chord with anyone who watched it.

Good movie.
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:04 PM
What's the movie?
Howzit
3/19/2006, 01:05 PM
Dean's favorite.
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:05 PM
Dean's favorite.

Beaches?
Newbomb Turk
3/19/2006, 01:07 PM
"you think money grows on trees?"
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2006, 01:32 PM
Beaches?

Close
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:48 PM
Mermaids? :confused:
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2006, 01:49 PM
Mermaids? :confused:

hehehe...that is close to Beaches but I was joking.

Breakfast Club
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:51 PM
http://www.riverblue.com/hughes/bendersmile.jpg
KC//CRIMSON
3/19/2006, 01:53 PM
you couldn't have came from my loins...
BoogercountySooner
3/19/2006, 01:53 PM
Boy I'll put something on you Bonami won't take off!

Boy want in one hand and crap in the other and see which one has something in it!

You want to cut me a switch!
OUTromBoNado
3/19/2006, 02:05 PM
"Hey, Son. When you're making out with your girl in the car, if you get cold, just stick your hands up her blouse."

<said in the presence of my girlfriend>
KC//CRIMSON
3/19/2006, 02:10 PM
Never trust whitey.

If you catch it, see a doctor, get rid of it.
BillyBall
3/19/2006, 02:12 PM
If you get arrested, don't call me
afs
3/19/2006, 02:13 PM
You're the worst mistake I ever made, right next to your mother.
Octavian
3/19/2006, 02:25 PM
I'll turn this damn car around right now!
Newbomb Turk
3/19/2006, 02:31 PM
Never trust whitey.

If you catch it, see a doctor, get rid of it.

God loves a workin man.
sanantoniosooner
3/19/2006, 02:58 PM
If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his rear.

Don't **** in my ear and tell me it's raining.

The first rule of holes is stop digging.
Okieflyer
3/19/2006, 03:08 PM
I'm mean when I'm drinkin' and I'm sippin' a little all the time!:mad:
OUTromBoNado
3/19/2006, 03:08 PM
I'll be in the Reading Room if anyone needs me.

<code for going to drop a deuce>
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/19/2006, 03:08 PM
"Go ask your mother".
Shaddup or I'll give ya two heads, already"(a Bronx favorite)
Okieflyer
3/19/2006, 03:13 PM
"Boy if I tell you a red rooster can pull a frieght train, you just hook him up."
Okieflyer
3/19/2006, 03:16 PM
"Boy, I'll put knots on your head faster than you can rub'em."
Chuck Bao
3/19/2006, 03:41 PM
"Go get my 322 rifle"
"Get your thumb out of your a5s, that's not my 322."
"You little chickensh1t, that's not it either."
"For f**k's sake, how can a boy not know guns? I'm gonna whip you if you bring me the wrong gun next time."
"You little b*stard. You deserve what you're gonna get."
"You're going to be the death of me."
"Why wasn't I born rich?"
soonercody
3/19/2006, 05:10 PM
Go ask your mother.
olevetonahill
3/19/2006, 05:23 PM
Dont do as I do ! do as I say
Boy your as worthless as tits on a boar hog
I miss my daddy ;)
walkoffsooner
3/19/2006, 07:12 PM
when I was a kid we had to eat so much polk salad we had to put coal oil rags around our ankles to keep the cut worms off.
walkoffsooner
3/19/2006, 07:14 PM
We would cut watermelons in half and stand in them in the sun so they would curl up around or feet for shoes.
Okla-homey
3/19/2006, 07:23 PM
when I was a kid we had to eat so much poke salad we had to put coal oil rags around our ankles to keep the cut worms off.

fixed it for you. I heard that from my grandpaw a time or two.

google up pokeweed and you'll see what he was taking about.
BudSooner
3/19/2006, 07:28 PM
Scared? Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around those ankles so the ants don't climb up there and eat that candy ***!

BOY!!!! Where are my wrenches???

I know you just didn't do that....tell me you didn't!!!

Oh ****..........go get the tools, i'll fix it.

You know son, your step mom and I just don't **** that much anymore.





















ok, so I could have left that last part out------blech!