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proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:47 AM
I need a new location and sig to match my avatar... :D
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:48 AM
I always liked "Why is chewing elephant s*** more enjoyable than shopping at your store?!?!?!!"
PrideTrombone
3/19/2006, 01:50 AM
I always liked "Why is chewing elephant s*** more enjoyable than shopping at your store?!?!?!!"

That was a classic rant.
pb4ou
3/19/2006, 01:53 AM
I don't know about a certain quote, but there was a thread once where his neighbors were fighting a long time then finally settled down.

Then dolemite wanted to go over there and get them all fired up again.

Classic thread
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:54 AM
DUDE. we thought PT was a toad. :eek:
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:54 AM
Holy crap, when did I get 10,000 more posts than you?
PrideTrombone
3/19/2006, 01:59 AM
Holy crap, when did I get 10,000 more posts than you?

Since you lost that inner monologue that tells you when something you're about to post is dumb? :D
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 02:01 AM
Oh yeah. Man, that thing was just wasted space.
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 02:02 AM
zang
Norm In Norman
3/19/2006, 11:08 PM
Robster Craw
Norm In Norman
3/19/2006, 11:10 PM
Ok, let's see here ... what have I said ...
Norm In Norman
3/19/2006, 11:11 PM
How about "I got yer Robster Craw!"

No no no no. Not good.
Cam
3/19/2006, 11:17 PM
FPOMF

I think that's right any way.

There's always "Best Buy is the Debil". Can't really go wrong with that.
Norm In Norman
3/19/2006, 11:24 PM
I don't recall ever actually saying debil though.

How about this:

Flapjacks must give me a different mental image than everyone else.

See? That's pretty good.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 11:26 PM
I'd say "I hate when it cheats!" but I'm pretty sure that was someone else.
Norm In Norman
3/19/2006, 11:31 PM
Ok - here's one.


So I'm flipping through the channels and I come across the community channel (channel 20 in Norman on cox). They are talking about the new trashcans. Well, they aren't new anymore. You know what I meant. ANYWAY, they are talking about where NOT to put your trash can and lo and behold they are using MY trash can as an example of what not to do! I used to put the trash can right by my mailbox and I guess I put it too close that day. They went on and on about how the trashman would have to get out and move my trash can so the truck doesn't knock my mailbox over. Then they start complaining that my trash can is too full! Unbelievable. I guess they filmed it this summer, because my grass was nice and green.

Anyway, it's not every day that you flip through the channels and see your house on TV. Well, except for me I guess.
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 11:44 PM
Ok - here's one.
sigs can only be 500 characters :(
Octavian
3/19/2006, 11:45 PM
not a specific quote but a picture is worth a thousand words ;)

(courtesy of Rhino)
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8858/threadkiller0me.th.jpg (http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=threadkiller0me.jpg)

gotta click it cause I'm an imageshack novice :O
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 11:50 PM
meh, it'll do :D
Cam
3/20/2006, 09:46 PM
My bad. I know sucks was in there at some point.


I don't recall ever actually saying debil though.

How about this:

Flapjacks must give me a different mental image than everyone else.

See? That's pretty good.