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Stanley1
3/19/2006, 12:48 AM
It is nearly midnight on a Saturday night, and I'm sitting at home in my underwear finishing up some budgeting reports and evaluations for work. I'm also eating pumpkin bread that my mama made me.

All the while my girl is out tearin' up the town in the OKC.

<sigh>
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 12:50 AM
Words couldn't possibly describe.

Oh, that was probably a rhetorical question wasn't it? :D

So drink a beer and save your work for Monday.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 12:53 AM
Hey, you have a girl. You're ahead of me. I should do something about that...
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 12:56 AM
i just wanted to post in this thread. i'm bored. and not tired.


and bored.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 12:58 AM
You should play Halo.
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 12:58 AM
hmmm...... that might be a good idea :D
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 12:59 AM
i just wanted to post in this thread. i'm bored. and not tired.

and bored.

You could browse the photobucket pics. I did that earlier on a suggestion from Fark Central.
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:00 AM
I am laying in bed with 2 girls..........
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:00 AM
I had to sound not boring.......wife and daughter.....
Stanley1
3/19/2006, 01:05 AM
Hey Goober Siblings, please don't jack my thread, its my pathetic attempt at getting some attention around here.

Thanks, and God bless!
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:07 AM
You should play Halo.Are playing Xbox live????
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:07 AM
Sorry. Yes, indeed, that Stanley guy is pretty pathetic.


;)
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:08 AM
did somebody just say something? I was too busy paying attention to me to notice.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:08 AM
Are playing Xbox live????

No, I'm out of practice. I have live, but I haven't played in months. I probably won't really have a chance to play until summer.
Stanley1
3/19/2006, 01:09 AM
Sorry. Yes, indeed, that Stanley guy is pretty pathetic.


;)

Thank you, thats all I asked for. :D
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:11 AM
i refuse to acknowledge your patheticness.
pb4ou
3/19/2006, 01:12 AM
I got your back Stan
pb4ou
3/19/2006, 01:14 AM
You want me to handle this for you Stan?

:D
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:14 AM
It is nearly midnight on a Saturday night, and I'm sitting at home in my underwear finishing up some budgeting reports and evaluations for work. I'm also eating pumpkin bread that my mama made me.

All the while my girl is out tearin' up the town in the OKC.

<sigh>
wait a minute, TMI!

post reported
PhxSooner
3/19/2006, 01:14 AM
Which is worse, being pathetic, or being the one who comments on it?;)

And I'm so pathetic I'm sitting here eating cookies and reading threads about coyotes and watermelons.
Stanley1
3/19/2006, 01:16 AM
i refuse to acknowledge your patheticness.

Quit flirting with me.
Stanley1
3/19/2006, 01:17 AM
Which is worse, being pathetic, or being the one who comments on it?;)

And I'm so pathetic I'm sitting here eating cookies and reading threads about coyotes and watermelons.

Are you in your underewear? :O :D
pb4ou
3/19/2006, 01:18 AM
Which is worse, being pathetic, or being the one who comments on it?;)

And I'm so pathetic I'm sitting here eating edible underware and reading threads about coyotes and watermelons.

:eek:
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:18 AM
Quit flirting with me.
you wish, squeak :P
PhxSooner
3/19/2006, 01:19 AM
Are you in your underewear? :O :D
Heh. And no.:D
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:20 AM
Which is worse, being pathetic, or being the one who comments on it?;)

And I'm so pathetic I'm sitting here eating cookies and reading threads about coyotes and watermelons.You learned something new today...
PhxSooner
3/19/2006, 01:21 AM
And it says so much about my day that your trivia was the highlight.
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:22 AM
hehe
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:25 AM
here's a story about pathetic:

I've been wanting the fried onion brick from Al Eschbach's place for THREE WEEKS. so we finally went over there today for lunch (so we could keep watching the game). a couple minutes after we ordered the waitress told me they were out of onions.
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:26 AM
This is kicking my Wild Sat Night thread's ***.
pb4ou
3/19/2006, 01:26 AM
Did Al get Irate? It cracks me up when he would get worked up on the air.
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:27 AM
This is kicking my Wild Sat Night thread's ***.It was the coyotes......
Stanley1
3/19/2006, 01:27 AM
This is kicking my Wild Sat Night thread's ***.

Me > U ;)
crimsonrose
3/19/2006, 01:27 AM
Quit flirting with me.


you only wish...
pb4ou
3/19/2006, 01:28 AM
heh
PhxSooner
3/19/2006, 01:28 AM
How can you run out of onions? Although, one day the Wendy's down the street from me ran out of carbonated water in the middle of the day. Losers. I can not eat my fattening hamburger without a Diet Coke.
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:28 AM
I could tell my peeing story from lunch today but I gave away the ending in another thread.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:29 AM
How can you run out of onions? Although, one day the Wendy's down the street from me ran out of carbonated water in the middle of the day. Losers. I can not eat my fattening hamburger without a Diet Coke.

Hey, I worked at an Italian restaurant one summer and they managed to run out of spaghetti.
Stanley1
3/19/2006, 01:30 AM
I worked at a water park one summer, and they ran out of water.

Top that.
pb4ou
3/19/2006, 01:31 AM
uhh...I worked for a radio station who ran out of listeners?
PhxSooner
3/19/2006, 01:32 AM
Well, I ...I got nuthin'. Back for more cookies.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:32 AM
Well, I worked at a waterpark and we, uh, ran out of electricity.
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:32 AM
I could tell my peeing story from lunch today but I gave away the ending in another thread.
did you pee in the kiddie pool?
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:32 AM
uhh...I worked for a radio station who ran out of listeners?

Jelly?
Stanley1
3/19/2006, 01:33 AM
did you pee on the kiddie?

:eek:
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:33 AM
did you pee in the kiddie pool?

Like it was going out of style.
PhxSooner
3/19/2006, 01:33 AM
I worked at the Hollywood in Norman when it was a dollar theater and we ran out of heat, but that's because the owner was broke.
Stanley1
3/19/2006, 01:33 AM
Jelly?

Great, now you're making me hungry.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:34 AM
Jelly?

pb is jelly? heh.
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:34 AM
Great, now you're making me hungry.
time for a poop sandwich
Okla-homey
3/19/2006, 01:34 AM
I worked for the Strategic Air Command and we ran out of enemies. It went out of business shortly thereafter.
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:35 AM
I worked at the Hollywood in Norman when it was a dollar theater and we ran out of heat, but that's because the owner was broke.

When he was fixed did the heat start working?


Whoa, man, it's late......that was bad. :O
Stanley1
3/19/2006, 01:35 AM
time for a poop sandwich

Hopefully I've got alot of bread. You know, so I can use less poop.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:35 AM
I'm not nearly drunk enough for this thread.
Stanley1
3/19/2006, 01:35 AM
I worked for the Strategic Air Command and we ran out of enemies. It went out of business shortly thereafter.

No real-life examples allowed here Bucko. :D
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:36 AM
Hopefully I've got alot of bread. You know, so I can use less poop.

As long as your both here, I don't think that quote is technically correct is it?
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:36 AM
I worked for the Strategic Air Command and we ran out of enemies. It went out of business shortly thereafter.A5S Kicking Spek.....
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:36 AM
Hang on a sec...
pb4ou
3/19/2006, 01:37 AM
pb is jelly? heh.

:eek:
jelly belly maybe :D
PhxSooner
3/19/2006, 01:37 AM
When he was fixed did the heat start working?


Whoa, man, it's late......that was bad. :O
Shouldn't you be working on some laundry?:rolleyes: :D
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:38 AM
I'm not nearly drunk enough for this thread.I am suppose to be drinking????
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:38 AM
Hang on a sec...

In honor of the drunkytown-ness of this thread, I have re-invented my image.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:39 AM
Holy cow! 67 posts to 13K!
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:39 AM
I am proud of that fark.
Stanley1
3/19/2006, 01:39 AM
I am suppose to be drinking????

Yes. Alot.
PhxSooner
3/19/2006, 01:41 AM
I am suppose to be drinking????
All I've got is Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke. Hence the pathetic.
Okla-homey
3/19/2006, 01:41 AM
As long as your both here, I don't think that quote is technically correct is it?

well technically, the weight of the poop sandwich is a constant, so more bread = less poop. Conversely, less bread = more poop. It's like science and stuff.
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:42 AM
The amount of poop would not change no matter how much bread you put on it right? So you're still eating the same amount of poop.

I've been meaning to bring this up.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:42 AM
Wait, does the poop include any gas? Because P=VT. which I always thought sounded like a small fart if you try to pronounce it.
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:42 AM
Yes. Alot.Milk....
Mongo
3/19/2006, 01:43 AM
you would need a bagette to eat my poo samich
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:44 AM
I am proud of that fark.

The Robster Craw is back
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:45 AM
well technically, the weight of the poop sandwich is a constant, so more bread = less poop. Conversely, less bread = more poop. It's like science and stuff.Hold on.....let me get my TI84 to figure this one....
PhxSooner
3/19/2006, 01:46 AM
I was led to understand there would be no math.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:46 AM
So the other day my mom asks "If it's long and longer, why isn't it wrong and wronger?" I said "It is in Japan."

:D
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:47 AM
urg
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2006, 01:51 AM
It is nearly midnight on a Saturday night, and I'm sitting at home in my underwear finishing up some budgeting reports and evaluations for work. I'm also eating pumpkin bread that my mama made me.

All the while my girl is out tearin' up the town in the OKC.

<sigh>

:rolleyes:
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:52 AM
Is there any town left?
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:53 AM
Chick = Godzirra? :confused:
Okla-homey
3/19/2006, 01:53 AM
The amount of poop would not change no matter how much bread you put on it right? So you're still eating the same amount of poop.

I've been meaning to bring this up.

Example: the poop sandwich always has a total weight of exactly 2 pounds. IOW, its a Two Pound Pooper. If it's mostly bread, there's less poop. e.g. 29 oz of bread = 3oz of poop. If, OTOH you only have 10 oz of bread in your 2 pounder pooper, that means you end up with 22 oz of poop. Note: I realize this is not how burger joints reason when they declare a "quarter pounder" but the scatalogical sandwich industry operates by different standards. clear?
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:55 AM
I get it now, yes. I was unaware of the SSI rule change.

:D
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 01:55 AM
I don't know, I think I agree with Pat on this. proportionally you will be eating less poop per bite... but there's still the same amount of poop. not even ketchup will help.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:55 AM
Wait, now there's a scatological sandwich industry? I don't want to know their take on the Philly cheesesteak.
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:56 AM
I don't know, I think I agree with Pat on this. proportionally you will be eating less poop per bite... but there's still the same amount of poop. not even ketchup will help.

Okay, I've got MENSA on my side now so I'm not quitting so easily.

That's what I was saying...the PPB is less, sure but the overall amount of poop remains the same.
Okla-homey
3/19/2006, 01:57 AM
I get it now, yes. I was unaware of the SSI rule change.

:D

Good. Now I'm going to bed.
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:57 AM
Bedtime......
Mongo
3/19/2006, 01:57 AM
what weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of pewp?!?!?!


I am wise:D
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2006, 01:58 AM
Is there any town left?

Plenty.

I tore up nothing.

:D
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:58 AM
Bedtime......

That's not even close to the right answer.
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 01:58 AM
Plenty.

I tore up nothing.

:D

I tore up some laundry.

:O
PhxSooner
3/19/2006, 01:59 AM
It's only midnight here. More time to waste before I go to bed.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:59 AM
I don't think you can get a ton of poop, I think you have to order it by the metric crapload.
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:59 AM
That's not even close to the right answer.It is if Mrs is naked......
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 02:00 AM
Someone move your daughter!!
Mongo
3/19/2006, 02:00 AM
give me three days and i'll give you an official weight.
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2006, 02:02 AM
I tore up some laundry.

:O

You walk on the wild side....don't you?
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 02:03 AM
I tore up some laundry.

:O

http://www.bryanshulkpage.com/Images/s10017.jpg
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 02:04 AM
PAT SMASH!
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 02:05 AM
Stan, why did you leave as soon as Chick got here?

That's odd.
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 02:07 AM
...I'm hungry. :mad:
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 02:07 AM
Did I mention I had thai food earlier?
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 02:08 AM
Well, I think Pat and Homey have just about got that sandwich ironed out.
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2006, 02:08 AM
Stan, why did you leave as soon as Chick got here?

That's odd.

:(


He went to bed.
PhxSooner
3/19/2006, 02:08 AM
Did I mention I had thai food earlier?
Ooh, now I want pad thai from Pei Wei.
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2006, 02:09 AM
Did I mention I had thai food earlier?


Is it bothering you now?
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 02:09 AM
:(

He went to bed.

Puss.
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 02:11 AM
Well, I think Pat and Homey have just about got that sandwich ironed out.
I'm not interested!
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 02:11 AM
is it possible to choke on air? because I think I just did.
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 02:12 AM
Are you a fish?
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 02:16 AM
not to my knowledge
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 02:17 AM
Then I don't think you can choke on air. I'm sorry.
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 02:18 AM
it must have been a cough gone awry
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 02:18 AM
Gimme those books! Fat-fat-fatty!
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2006, 02:20 AM
it must have been a cough gone awry

ouch. that sounds painful
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 02:20 AM
BOOKS! FAT! BOOKS! FAT! BOOKS! FAT! BOOKS! FAT!
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 02:21 AM
ouch. that sounds painful
yes--quite alarming, really
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 02:22 AM
Ever had a beer burp go through your nose?

It tastes like burning.
pb4ou
3/19/2006, 02:27 AM
http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/4990/25mn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Mjcpr
3/19/2006, 02:29 AM
I don't think it's the first time Stan has done work in his boxers. As a kid, I heard upwards of 10 times a day.
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 02:32 AM
Ever had a beer burp go through your nose?

It tastes like burning.

I hate that.
proud gonzo
3/19/2006, 02:32 AM
ewww.... I can imagine. soda's bad enough
Mongo
3/19/2006, 02:35 AM
I don't think it's the first time Stan has done work in his boxers. As a kid, I heard upwards of 10 times a day.

I have fallen short of that mark, is that fact provided by a Gallup Poll?
crimsonrose
3/19/2006, 02:36 AM
Ever had a beer burp go through your nose?

It tastes like burning.

I really hate that feeling
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 02:36 AM
Aight, I'm out. Gots to git up early to clean my house.

Heh. "clean my house".
ChickSoonerFan
5/2/2006, 04:52 PM
bump

:)
Stanley1
5/2/2006, 05:03 PM
bump

:)

:mad: :D