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I'm on my 2nd beer and my 4th load of laundry, bitches. Cleaned one of the bathrooms and ran the vacuum earlier.
RAWK!
Sooner_Bob
3/18/2006, 10:46 PM
That's our Pat . . . domestic engineer.
That's our Pat . . . domestic engineer.
I CAN BARELY WALK STRAIGHT!!1111
:O
Oh, and suck it Bob. :D
GottaHavePride
3/18/2006, 10:50 PM
I re-organized our kitchen today. Tomorrow, the living room and my bathroom.
I re-organized our kitchen today. Tomorrow, the living room and my bathroom.
YOU are my idol, wild man!
:D
I did have Thai food for the first time today though.
Sooner_Bob
3/18/2006, 10:53 PM
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/1240/patclean8cs.jpg
Here I am being wacky and having a Guiness.
http://photobucket.com/albums/v191/INurdreams02/?action=view¤t=2006_0317stpats0081.jpg
IB4OU2
3/18/2006, 10:59 PM
I'm on my 2nd beer and my 4th load of laundry, bitches. Cleaned one of the bathrooms and ran the vacuum earlier.
RAWK!
Hey, You missed a spot over by the corner........Beyotch.....;)...:D
Sooner_Bob
3/18/2006, 11:01 PM
Pfffffft.
oumartin
3/18/2006, 11:04 PM
looks like you crapped a beehive!
gosh you're handsome ;)
Here's my pet rabbit, Dusty.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v614/DiGiglio/dusty.jpg
oumartin
3/18/2006, 11:08 PM
at least it aint a gerbil..
gee, can I share my pics?
You have a rabbit too??? What a small world.
Actually, I'm taking a suggestion from Fark Central and browsing the Recent pics from Photobucket.
I did have Thai food for the first time today though.
Here we are....
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/The_JMa/School/NasherHAE16.jpg
slickdawg
3/18/2006, 11:19 PM
I'm on my 2nd beer and my 4th load of laundry, bitches. Cleaned one of the bathrooms and ran the vacuum earlier.
RAWK!
Well damn, I'm impressed!
Caught a ballgame this afternoon with the Mrs
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g58/ChronDUBs420/f8_edited.jpg
slickdawg
3/18/2006, 11:27 PM
Is that farked, or $10K
:eek:
No, I'm really wearing a stocking cap.
bigdsooner
3/18/2006, 11:36 PM
Here I am being wacky and having a Guiness.
http://photobucket.com/albums/v191/INurdreams02/?action=view¤t=2006_0317stpats0081.jpg
bichin shorts man :D . guiness is an aquired taste beer, ive kinda aquired the taste, a few more and i think im there.
the wife and i did laundry this mornin before the kids soccer games. its on tonight :D
slickdawg
3/18/2006, 11:37 PM
On, ha ha ha.
How about the massive melons?
Howzit
3/18/2006, 11:38 PM
I'd knead 'em.
Knead, want.......we're only human.
Al Gore
3/18/2006, 11:40 PM
You need to hire a hot housekeeper.....
What am I, chopped liver?
slickdawg
3/18/2006, 11:44 PM
Anyone ever shop in the Radio Shack in Norman, circa 1973-1977?
The guy that ran it was Sam McCullough. He moved to Mississippi
to run Hooper's Electroinics. He was a very influential person
in my formative years. I called it the McCullough Institute of Technology -
MIT.
Three of the most important things I learned from Sam:
Boobs - Anything over a mouthfull is a waste
Bootys - The best one is one that looks like an upside down heart
Sex - Make sure to keep a towel near the bed, nobody wants to sleep
in the wet spot.
He was a wise man, at 16, I didn't realize just how smart he was.
Another classic from MIT - "He who drinks a fifth on the on the 4th shall
not walk forth on the 5th"
slickdawg
3/18/2006, 11:47 PM
MIT sounds like a perv.
He also told me a story from his Norman days
"There's nothing like doing two chicks at once, and they flip a coin
to see who gets the award"
bigdsooner
3/18/2006, 11:48 PM
He also told me a story from his Norman days
"There's nothing like doing two chicks at once, and they flip a coin
to see who gets the award"
tell us the story...please :) .
slickdawg
3/18/2006, 11:54 PM
Here goes:
Two young coeds from OU had come in the store (radio shack) wanting a
stereo. They flirted with him and bought one, offering him dinner if he would
come over and set the system up for him.
He gets over, they eat dinner (which he said was very good, steak grilled out)
and he installs the stereo. they invite him to stick around and party.
they break out drinks and a bad of weed. Needless to say, in an hour or
so they were all feeling real good. One of the chicks get nekkid and starting
loving him seriously. The other got jealous, as stripped down too, and took
his clothes off.
So he would hit one, then the other, back and forth until his moment
arrived. He asked what they would prefer, one of them said flip a coin and we'll call it. The chick that called "tails" was the "winner".
He said it was the bext night of his life.
So he would hit one, then the other, back and forth until his moment arrived.
He said it was the bext night of his life.
Best 2 minutes of their lives.
:D
slickdawg
3/18/2006, 11:58 PM
Best 2 minutes of their lives.
:D
If I wasn't a naive 1 year old, I would have come back with something
like that. Instead, I stood there im complete awe.
bigdsooner
3/19/2006, 12:05 AM
awesome story slickdawg. many moons ago when i was delivering pizza, a couple hotties invited me in to party, i was loyal and declined...im such a loser. anyway, they asked me if i wanted to drink outta their c**k cups, no lie, they had 3ft c**k cups. as tempting as it was, i couldnt bring myself to drink from a c**k cup. besides, there was this guy there with one of the girls and he never said a word, thats what freaked me out more than anything, he never said a word.
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 12:11 AM
Where should I start.....
slickdawg
3/19/2006, 12:29 AM
Wherever you like.....
Stanley1
3/19/2006, 12:45 AM
I'm on my 2nd beer and my 4th load of laundry, bitches. Cleaned one of the bathrooms and ran the vacuum earlier.
RAWK!
Don't you have a wife?
Homo.
Yes, she's busy doing the logo for our golf tournament/drunkfest so STFU.
:D
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:29 AM
On this wild Saturday night....I am trying to book a deep sea fishing trip......
Do you do anything besides go on vacation? :D
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:30 AM
Yes, she's busy doing the logo for our golf tournament/drunkfest so STFU.
:D
Heh. You saig logo.
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:32 AM
Do you do anything besides go on vacation? :DPimping.....
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 01:33 AM
And in the immortal words of Dolemite - Pimping Texass is easy.
I got your logo right here... :D
:eek:
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:40 AM
.....and we haven't been anywhere in a while!!!!!
Sooner_Bob
3/19/2006, 09:48 AM
So how'd Saturday night turn out?
:D
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/19/2006, 12:09 PM
I'm on my 2nd beer and my 4th load of laundry, bitches. Cleaned one of the bathrooms and ran the vacuum earlier.
RAWK!How you doin?
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 12:14 PM
He is bumming......his thread lost out to "poop sandwiches" and "bloated coyotes"....
olevetonahill
3/19/2006, 01:39 PM
Caught a ballgame this afternoon with the Mrs
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g58/ChronDUBs420/f8_edited.jpg
Why is that kid staring at your hat :confused:
I think she hopes to have a couple of them some day.
Al Gore
3/19/2006, 01:44 PM
I would chew on those melons until I was bloated.....
GottaHavePride
3/19/2006, 03:12 PM
I re-organized our kitchen today. Tomorrow, the living room and my bathroom.
My bathroom is now clean enough that picasso could eat in it. Wait a minute...
olevetonahill
3/19/2006, 05:49 PM
My bathroom is now clean enough that picasso could eat in it. Wait a minute...
Is that a poop sammich kinda statement ?
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