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TopDaugIn2000
3/17/2006, 02:50 PM
Top Bun
Mayo
Pickles (so they stick to the mayo)
Tomato
Lettuce
Cheese
Meat
Bottom Bun
boomersooner28
3/17/2006, 02:52 PM
top bun
cheese
A1 Steak Sauce
grilled onions
cavenders seasoning
meat
mayo
bottom bun
silverwheels
3/17/2006, 02:53 PM
Top bun
Mustard
Tomatoes
Lettuce
Cheese
Bacon
Patty
Onions
Mayo
Bottom bun
King Crimson
3/17/2006, 02:54 PM
head country

smash a clove of garlic and dice it. mix it in with the ground beef when making patties.

grilled onions are key, too
TopDaugIn2000
3/17/2006, 02:54 PM
no, see, I have to put the cheese next to the meat, so it gets all melty (and I usually put it on the grill). And the mayo can't be on the bottom bun, cause the meat heats it up.




(I have a feeling this thread will get ugly in 5...4...3...)
silverwheels
3/17/2006, 02:55 PM
no, see, I have to put the cheese next to the meat, so it gets all melty (and I usually put it on the grill). And the mayo can't be on the bottom bun, cause the meat heats it up.

The bacon goes under the cheese so it will stay in place. Mayo is less important than mustard so it goes on the bottom with the onions.
BeetDigger
3/17/2006, 02:56 PM
no, see, I have to put the cheese next to the meat,

:eek:





(I have a feeling this thread will get ugly in 5...4...3...)

:D
TopDaugIn2000
3/17/2006, 02:56 PM
The bacon goes under the cheese so it will stay in place. Mayo is less important than mustard so it goes on the bottom with the onions.

I can deal with that. I was referring to boomersooner28's post though.
silverwheels
3/17/2006, 02:58 PM
I can deal with that. I was referring to boomersooner28's post though.

I skipped over his post because he puts steak sauce on his burgers, and under the cheese, no less. :rolleyes: :D
Mjcpr
3/17/2006, 02:58 PM
Bun
Hot meat
Bun
TopDaugIn2000
3/17/2006, 02:58 PM
I skipped over his post because he puts steak sauce on his burgers, and under the cheese, no less. :rolleyes: :D

skipping was a good idea
oumartin
3/17/2006, 03:03 PM
roll it between your index finger and thumb to get into nice round ball and to rid it of stickiness!


oh, you said burger.
mdklatt
3/17/2006, 03:32 PM
Bun
Hot meat
Bun



Are you still talking about a hamburger? :eek:
KC//CRIMSON
3/17/2006, 03:34 PM
Top Bun
Mayo
Pickles (so they stick to the mayo)
Tomato
Lettuce
Cheese
Meat
Mayo
Bottom Bun

perfect.
yermom
3/17/2006, 03:36 PM
Lid
Pickles
Tomatoes
Trash Can

other than that you are pretty close :D
1stTimeCaller
3/17/2006, 03:59 PM
Lid
Pickles
Tomatoes
Trash Can

other than that you are pretty close :D

You eat Lid on your burgers? Or is that Lid juice :eek:
TopDaugIn2000
3/17/2006, 03:59 PM
gross
mdklatt
3/17/2006, 04:03 PM
You eat Lid on your burgers? Or is that Lid juice :eek:

Lid juice, mayo...what's the difference?
yermom
3/17/2006, 04:18 PM
i knew my diction was going to cause problems when i typed that...
1stTimeCaller
3/17/2006, 04:18 PM
but you are correct that pickles and maters have no place on a burger
SoonerInKCMO
3/17/2006, 04:40 PM
Mayo?!?! Are you people crackheads or something?
phead903
3/17/2006, 04:41 PM
Toasted Bun
Mayo
Barb-Q-Sauce
Pickle
Shredded Cheddar Cheese
Meat
Mayo

Perfect Theta Burger - Spicy BBQ Sauce and sharp cheddar cheese complimented by the tangy mayo and dill pickles. And as a bonus the fats in the mayo keep the meat from making the bun soggy!
mdklatt
3/17/2006, 04:43 PM
tangy mayo

Or, substitute the tangy white viscous substance of your choice.

Mayo = NASTY
Big Red Ron
3/17/2006, 04:50 PM
BBQ sauce
Mayo
American Cheese
Pickles
SicEmBaylor
3/17/2006, 05:15 PM
Mayo on a burger = UnAmerican
mdklatt
3/17/2006, 05:19 PM
Mayo on a burger = UnAmerican

Mayonnaise is a French invention, after all.
Big Red Ron
3/17/2006, 05:36 PM
Mayo on a burger = UnAmericanNever had a Theta w/cheese before have ya?
Big Red Ron
3/17/2006, 05:36 PM
And no, I'm not talking about one year at band camp either. :D
TopDaugIn2000
3/17/2006, 07:28 PM
when I say "Mayo" I really mean MIRACLE WHIP.
Flagstaffsooner
3/17/2006, 07:40 PM
bun
mustard
Jalapenos
meat
Jalapenos
meat
Jalapenoes
mustard
bun

Later a soothing aloe based lotion on the aggie hole.
SicEmBaylor
3/17/2006, 07:42 PM
Never had a Theta w/cheese before have ya?

I could use a Theta with cheese right now.
Jimminy Crimson
3/17/2006, 07:46 PM
Toasted Bun
Mayo
Barb-Q-Sauce
Pickle
Shredded Cheddar Cheese
Meat
Mayo

Perfect Theta Burger - Spicy BBQ Sauce and sharp cheddar cheese complimented by the tangy mayo and dill pickles. And as a bonus the fats in the mayo keep the meat from making the bun soggy!

Actually, a perfect Theta burger would have hickory sauce, not bbq.
...but bbq sauce works in a pinch

:texan:
SicEmBaylor
3/17/2006, 07:52 PM
Actually, a perfect Theta burger would have hickory sauce, not bbq.
...but bbq sauce works in a pinch

:texan:

Oh, a Theta is a burger......

I'm out then.
sanantoniosooner
3/17/2006, 08:15 PM
I clicked on this thread and then realized I couldn't care less how the rest of you eat a burger.

I didn't realize I was that adamant about not caring until it was too late.
SicEmBaylor
3/17/2006, 08:19 PM
I clicked on this thread and then realized I couldn't care less how the rest of you eat a burger.

I didn't realize I was that adamant about not caring until it was too late.

But do you care how we eat a Theta?
sanantoniosooner
3/17/2006, 08:19 PM
But do you care how we eat a Theta?
sounds brokeback.
Jimminy Crimson
3/17/2006, 08:33 PM
sounds brokeback.

furthest from it, unless you're a chick

i've eaten many #9's and also Thetas in my day :texan: