ladies...what do you think of this line I will be using tonight?

[Hatfield]

did you just fart, cause you blew me away.

[jk the sooner fan]

and you wonder why you're still single? ;)

[SoonerWood]

that line stinks

[mdklatt]

did you just fart, cause you blew me away.

That line's so good you should put a second condom in your wallet.

[1stTimeCaller]

you wanna borrow my svelte white jacket?

[Mjcpr]

Is that a Geoducks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Sex-eeeee.

[Hatfield]

1. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3. My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6. If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.
8. Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
9. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

[Harry Beanbag]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e8/WillFerrell.jpg/200px-WillFerrell.jpg

[ChickSoonerFan]

<shakes head>

[mrowl]

if said target has had 5 green beers, line will work great.

[Mjcpr]

<shakes head>

Your disgust says no, but your eyes say yes.

[yermom]

<shakes head>

remind you of someone? :D

[Sooner in Tampa]

Is that a mirror in your pocket??? Because I can see me in your pants.

[Sooner in Tampa]

Your disgust says no, but your eyes say yes.So...you are used to this reaction?

[OU Adonis]

Do you know what would look GREAT on you?

Me......

[mdklatt]

4. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.


This doesn't even make sense. Shouldn't that be, "are you a library book..."?

[Viking Kitten]

A guy used that line on me once.

He moderates the Fark Board now. Dreams do come true, you know.

[Sooner in Tampa]

A guy used that line on me once.

He moderates the Fark Board now. Dreams do come true, you know.Dreams ??

[Mjcpr]

Dreams ??

His, not hers.

Obviously.

[BeetDigger]

Unfortunately, with a bunch of green beer and some brisket and cabbage, this line my be much closer to the thruth than you would care. Cabbage and beer farts - I'm sure she'll blow you away.

[Tailwind]

Ooooh baby....works for me. :rolleyes: