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Sooner in Tampa
3/17/2006, 06:16 AM
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Green Beer for everyone.

ChickSoonerFan
3/17/2006, 08:52 AM
Everybody wearing something green?! You better be! :D

Harry Beanbag
3/17/2006, 08:57 AM
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Cheers.

Sooner in Tampa
3/17/2006, 09:00 AM
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Cheers.

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Ditto

Pieces Hit
3/17/2006, 09:11 AM
Regarding wearing of the green - do yeast infections count?

OklahomaTuba
3/17/2006, 09:16 AM
Lá Fhéile Phádraig Sona Dhaoibh!

Czar Soonerov
3/17/2006, 09:16 AM
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OUthunder
3/17/2006, 09:19 AM
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Sooner in Tampa
3/17/2006, 09:20 AM
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Corned beef and cabbage is the SUC!!!!!

1stTimeCaller
3/17/2006, 09:33 AM
The first pub we could stagger to was twelve steps from the plane
A Virgin flight to Shannontown the day it didn't rain
The laughing eyes of Ireland sparkling blue and green
With hair as black as Guinness stout and barely seventeen

We're back out on the cobblestones
Whiskey drunk and high again
Liquored up and gearing up for seven nights in Ireland

The corner booth is waiting for the session to begin
It's quiet as a mother's prayer 'till we all stumble in
And it's fifty happy voices mixed with whistles made of tin
And a piper man is blowing like the North Atlantic wind

And an Aran island beauty is sawing on the violin
I wonder will she miss me after seven nights in Ireland

It's Ladies' Day in Galway and we watched the ponies run
Fifty pounds against the odds and came in six to one
McSwiggin heard the race report, he invited us on in
So we drank Catholic whiskey with all our newfound friends

They raised a glass to all of us and we all toasted them
Here's to Michael, Tom and Pat and seven nights in Ireland

Well we kissed all the girls goodbye and gathered in our gear
And when she walked me to the gate I swear I saw a tear
But then she looked into my eyes I knew she felt my pain
And only then I realized we were standing in the rain

So save our places at the pub and when the eyes are dry again
We'll come back another day for seven nights in Ireland

Reckless Kelly wishes the Sooner nation a Happy Saint Patrick's Day. So do I.

Sooner in Tampa
3/17/2006, 10:00 AM
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda.

There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me.."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."

Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my, dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, no Brenda... no. Fact is, he got out three times to pee."

OU Adonis
3/17/2006, 10:07 AM
I am going to be at the nw expressway hudsons tonight, whats everyone else doin?

Okla-homey
3/17/2006, 10:34 AM
Arnies and Macnellies in beautiful downtown Tulsey.

By the way, hear the one about the two Brokeback Irish guys?

William Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzwilliam. <rimshot>

Okla-homey
3/17/2006, 10:39 AM
oh yeah, in yo face Fenians!

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OklahomaTrombone
3/17/2006, 10:40 AM
I will be enjoying mucho green beer here in the lovely cold *** city of Chicago.

Mjcpr
3/17/2006, 10:41 AM
I will be enjoying mucho green beer here in the lovely cold *** city of Chicago.

Is the river green?

OklahomaTrombone
3/17/2006, 10:45 AM
I dunno...I haven't been downtown yet.

I doubt it though...because they actually had the parade/green river thing on the 11th.

sooneron
3/17/2006, 11:00 AM
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Ditto
That's a British wuss drink that dates back to the old occupation. The Brits couldn't handle the strong stouts that were poured in Ire., so they had the bartenders mix the stout with a british ale.

Erin go Bragh

Sooner in Tampa
3/17/2006, 11:03 AM
Is the river green?According to Yahoo News...it is.


Workers dye the Chicago River green as part of the city's annual St. Patrick's day celebrations in Chicago March 11, 2006.


http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060311/i/r3217516013.jpg?

TUSooner
3/17/2006, 01:11 PM
Whew. The %$#@& bagpipes in the street finally stopped. I guess they all went into Mass at St Patrick's Church just down the block.
By my count there are about 6 St Patrick's Day parades in New Orleans and vicinity. The best ones were last weekend; they threw cabbages and potatoes. This weekend the Irish merge with the Italians for St Pat / St Joseph (March 19) parades.

sooneron
3/17/2006, 01:14 PM
I wish I had the time to take up the bagpipes. I could really **** off my neighbors. Then again, I have Irish across the street to the left and to the right, plus my neighbors next door.I'd prolly be elected mayor....








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