A little stressed

[1stTimeCaller]

Man, I'm not ****ed but a little stressed to say the least. I started the 28th of Feb and today is payday. Will be my first here. I gave them my direct deposit info and everything on the 28th. I just checked the old bank account and my money wasn't in there.

The main office says that they will try to courier my paper check down here today:confused:

[mdklatt]

Tell them if they don't rectify the situation immediately you'll be forced to look for a new job. ;)

[Howzit]

Yeah, be sure they understand that you have left jobs over $43...

[TopDaugIn2000]

it took my former place of employment 2 or 3 pay periods to get it right. My current place of employment got it right on the FIRST PAY PERIOD.

Since they are jerking you around about it tell em you want it in quarters.

[1stTimeCaller]

Nope, I know that things happen and they are working to rectify the situation.

And the girl that's here doing the field payroll looks like she knows things, if ya know what I mean. I think you do.

[oumartin]

don't tell me you don't have 3 months pay put back in savings for such issues

[Howzit]

Nope, I know that things happen and they are working to rectify the situation.

And the girl that's here doing the field payroll looks like she knows things, if ya know what I mean. I think you do.

You mean, like, knows things?

[1stTimeCaller]

I had about $3 put back for emergencies. I used that and some nickles for a can of Copenhagen yesterday.

[1stTimeCaller]

You mean, like, knows things?

eggzachary. I can see it in her eyes, when I'm not looking at her chest or a$$.

[Beef]

eggzachary. I can see it in her eyes, when I'm not looking at her chest or a$$.
Women have eyes?

[mdklatt]

eggzachary. I can see it in her eyes, when I'm not looking at her chest or a$$.

Does she know how to work the copy machine?

[VeeJay]

You need help with a letter to HR?

[SOONER44EVER]

I had about $3 put back for emergencies. I used that and some nickles for a can of Copenhagen yesterday.
If you were out or getting low it was definitely an emergency. :D

[1stTimeCaller]

mmmmmm. I bet she smells like peppermints.

I keep calling her Kim Possible. I think she thinks I'm refering to the cartoon and not the possibility of me learning things.

[Harry Beanbag]

Women have eyes?


Brown ones.

[Hamhock]

don't tell me you don't have 3 months pay put back in savings for such issues


Dave Ramsey does.

[1stTimeCaller]

don't tell me you don't have 3 months pay put back in savings for such issues

I'm slow today.

I don't keep $300,000 cash in the bank, I have it invested making money, suckas

[ChickSoonerFan]

mmmmmm. I bet she smells like peppermints.

I keep calling her Kim Possible. I think she thinks I'm refering to the cartoon and not the possibility of me learning things.

Are you actually calling her Kim Possible? Out loud? Is her name Kim?

Smooth...girls like pet names. But I'd let her keep thinking you are refering to the cartoon.

Speaking of which...how do you know about Kim Possible?

[1stTimeCaller]

her name is Kim. She seems to like it.

I have no idea as to how I know about the cartoon. I think I've watched it while nursing a hangover.

[Pieces Hit]

You have to be direct with these corporate types.
Pull a pistol out and tell them you mean business.

[1stTimeCaller]

the wedding ring might get in the way, hers not mine

[OUinFLA]

help me out here?

you left a job that paid you more than you made at the previous job and
paid you on time. But didn't think you should be reimbursed over $43 for an errand you ran while probably visiting some strip club on the other side of town. With a hot part time copy girl who everyone was lusting over..........

For a new job that promised you pie in the sky, and now refuses to issue you a paycheck for work done over 3 weeks ago, with a married woman who "knows things"..............

Are you me?

[ChickSoonerFan]

the wedding ring might get in the way, hers not mine

:eek:


You're married?

[1stTimeCaller]

no no no. I make more at this place. $4k more. I have a paper check 'on the way', direct deposit will start next pay day. The last two places I worked had DD and both issued a paper check for the first pay period.

Kim Possible is fun to look at and flirt with but she's married and even I have rules.

Really, is there anything hotter than a smoking hot 40 year old? I think not.

[1stTimeCaller]

:eek:


You're married?

no, I'm happy:D

She's married. I am not.

[1stTimeCaller]

I get to go help her with the copy machine again. She's all bent over and stuff...

brb

[crawfish]

SERENITY NOW

[TexasLidig8r]

no, I'm happy, I'm single. :D

She's married. She is not.

Fixed it for you there hombre.

So... let's get the playas straight here.. we need a program.

There was Ms. Uptighty McTight Tight, yet hawt, part time copy chick at your old place.. who... you passed on (or.. vice versa)...

Then.. there is Chickity McChick Chick whom you are going to squire around Uptown at some undetermined time...

Then.. there is Ms. Kimberly Married Chick, who probably looks upon you as the "cute, pink hat wearin' new hillbilly in the office."

Now... what do all three ladies have in common?

Well.. hmmm.. oh yes.. No sexual interaction with our hero!

I'm beginning to see a pattern emerge....

Oh.. the next class in "Lid's Guide to Metrosexuality in the Metroplex.. How to be Successful While Using Other's Names So They Can't Track You Down Afterwards.".. takes place this weekend. :D

[1stTimeCaller]

I have a date with the lovely strawberry blonde headed girl aka Chickity McChick Chick, no relation to ChickSoonerFan, this Saturday.

We are going to a Piano bar in Fort Worth. humpers!!!!!

[1stTimeCaller]

OK peeps, I got my check in hand. Off to the bank to make a deposit.