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Fugue
3/15/2006, 02:28 PM
frrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :eddie:

surely this has been done already, no?
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 02:30 PM
I drive these ***gas crazy
I do it on the daily
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 02:35 PM
Sing with me Fugue. You know the words.
Fugue
3/15/2006, 02:35 PM
poot reported :mad:
Fugue
3/15/2006, 02:40 PM
Sing with me Fugue. You know the words.

I watched the video the other day. :(
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 02:44 PM
Did you get love drunk?
Fugue
3/15/2006, 02:46 PM
Did you get love drunk?

no but I started some drama. I was just trying to dance and....
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 02:49 PM
We are the only people reading this thread. We could totally trash all the other posters if we wanted to. No one would ever know.
Fugue
3/15/2006, 02:51 PM
We are the only people reading this thread. We could totally trash all the other posters if we wanted to. No one would ever know.

you start and I'll be right behind ya.

people know that my threads aren't worth a pi5s. I don't blame them.
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 02:55 PM
Well... I bet that one poster named "Guest" probably has stinky feet and toe fungus. HA HA, Guest!
Beef
3/15/2006, 02:57 PM
Has that Beef tard ever contributed anything to this board?
Beef
3/15/2006, 02:58 PM
Has that Beef tard ever contributed anything to this board?
:mad:
Fugue
3/15/2006, 03:01 PM
VK gets pwned by melons and curling irons. oh wait.....
Beef
3/15/2006, 03:02 PM
VK's avatar is doing a great impression of mine.
Mjcpr
3/15/2006, 03:04 PM
VK gets pwned by melons and curling irons. oh wait.....

And cucumbers......she "hates" cucumbers.
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 03:05 PM
Cucumbers ARE melons, or can't you ****sticks keep up?
Hatfield
3/15/2006, 03:05 PM
natalie portman is hawt.

real.
hawt.
Fugue
3/15/2006, 03:10 PM
Cucumbers ARE melons, or can't you ****sticks keep up?

how's your forhead?
OUDoc
3/15/2006, 03:14 PM
Cucumbers ARE melons, or can't you ****sticks keep up?
Are we still talking about produce?
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 03:16 PM
how's your forhead?

Do you mean the curling iron burn or the zit that's been there so long I'm starting to think it's actually my twin fetus that I ate in the womb?
Mjcpr
3/15/2006, 03:16 PM
Do you mean the curling iron burn or the zit that's been there so long I'm starting to think it's actually my twin fetus that I ate in the womb?

That's hawt.
OUDoc
3/15/2006, 03:19 PM
Do you mean the curling iron burn or the zit that's been there so long I'm starting to think it's actually my twin fetus that I ate in the womb?
Link?
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 03:21 PM
I figured I'd bring it up before Czar started a ****ing thread about it. :mad:
OUDoc
3/15/2006, 03:28 PM
Dropping a lot of F-bombs today. Must be that time....
1stTimeCaller
3/15/2006, 03:33 PM
I figured I'd bring it up before Czar started a ****ing thread about it. :mad:

he has apparently learned how to use the PM function.:texan:
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 03:38 PM
Dropping a lot of F-bombs today. Must be that time....

I think the posters who've met me in person will vouch for me when I say my tendency to drop the F-bomb is completely independent of the ol' reproductive system. And I feel I can say this in complete confidence to a medical professional.
KC//CRIMSON
3/15/2006, 03:40 PM
Yep, she's a dirty little pirate.
Mjcpr
3/15/2006, 03:41 PM
She's a mink.
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 03:43 PM
"Look at my new coat! I had to pay extra for the acne."
skycat
3/15/2006, 03:51 PM
Have you tried cauterizing the pimple?
Mjcpr
3/15/2006, 03:54 PM
Have you tried cauterizing the pimple?

She would but he's the major bread winner in the household.

I've already asked.
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 03:55 PM
Have you tried cauterizing the pimple?

I tried, but it was a home job. And you always get what you pay for.
OUDoc
3/15/2006, 03:57 PM
I think the posters who've met me in person will vouch for me when I say my tendency to drop the F-bomb is completely independent of the ol' reproductive system. And I feel I can say this in complete confidence to a medical professional.
:D
skycat
3/15/2006, 04:00 PM
This:


She would but he's the major bread winner in the household.

I've already asked.

followed immediately by this:


I tried, but it was a home job. And you always get what you pay for.

is pure gold. :D
BlondeSoonerGirl
3/15/2006, 04:13 PM
VK is freakin' ON today.

I'm just gonna hang around and watch...
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 04:29 PM
Three more posts and the spoof thread will rival the original. Four more and the pupil will become the master. We can do it!

I did this all for you Fugue. ALL FOR YOU!!

HOW ELSE WILL YOU EVER LOVE ME????
Czar Soonerov
3/15/2006, 04:31 PM
I figured I'd bring it up before Czar started a ****ing thread about it. :mad:

You don't want me to start any more threads about all the marks on your body?
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 04:33 PM
That's it! 37! Take that, PG.
NormanPride
3/15/2006, 04:54 PM
Fugue's thread stinks. Pincushion for the win. Free Tibet.
Viking Kitten
3/15/2006, 07:47 PM
Oh no you don't, cupcake.
Fugue
3/16/2006, 10:00 AM
Fugue's thread stinks.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Fugue
3/16/2006, 10:17 AM
dagnabbit, VK fought bravely yesterday and made this a solid thread but I had to go work. :mad:

By the way, if you do feel the need to carry around large chunks of crack cocaine in your pocket while driving, it would be a good idea if you signaled and it would also be wise to remove the open bottles of Wild Turkey :eddie: and bags of pot from plain view.