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Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/15/2006, 10:08 AM
A few days ago I was sitting in the company break room at a table directly behind this smokin' hot guy at another table.

He was leaning over a bit and I saw a bit o plumber's crack. I was like "woa". So I glance over a second time and he's still doin it. I look over a third time and then realise I gotta go, cuz I am in dirty old woman territory.
BlondeSoonerGirl
3/15/2006, 10:09 AM
:les: SPACKLE!!!
nmsoonergirl
3/15/2006, 10:10 AM
But was he wearing a thong?
Czar Soonerov
3/15/2006, 10:22 AM
I'll pull up my britches next time.
OU Adonis
3/15/2006, 10:22 AM
I really get no love here anymore. Makes me cry on the inside.
IronSooner
3/15/2006, 10:22 AM
Glad there weren't any pencils nearby.
OU Adonis
3/15/2006, 10:29 AM
That reminds me about a story about male camel toe.

Can we say that here?
slickdawg
3/15/2006, 10:31 AM
You can, but I don't know that anyone wants to hear it.
Pieces Hit
3/15/2006, 10:32 AM
It's all good until this happens with your 19 year old niece. :eek:
Sooner_Bob
3/15/2006, 10:34 AM
whale tail?
IronSooner
3/15/2006, 10:35 AM
That reminds me about a story about male camel toe.

Can we say that here?

No. It's 9:30 in the morning, I haven't done anything yet to be sentenced to read that.
BeetDigger
3/15/2006, 10:53 AM
You should have poured some water down his crack. Just think of the reaction plus he would have had to walk around with that wet mark back there. Good stuff.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/15/2006, 10:55 AM
Glad there weren't any pencils nearby.No, but I did drop a quarter in the slot machine.
BlondeSoonerGirl
3/15/2006, 11:05 AM
True story:

When I was a kid we were at my uncle's house (don't remember why) and he was bent over doing something and his crack was showing. So my little cousin was playing in the dirt and stuff and he thought it would be funny to get a handful of dry, dry sand and slowly pour it in my uncle's crack.

Oh, man...it was good. Mud butt fo sho...
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/15/2006, 11:14 AM
True story:
In my Spanish class earlier this year, I got flayshed with plumber's crack by not one, but two girls when they sat in front of me. Still don't know why guys think that's hawt.
OUDoc
3/15/2006, 11:20 AM
True story:
In my Spanish class earlier this year, I got flayshed with plumber's crack by not one, but two girls when they sat in front of me. Still don't know why guys think that's hawt.
Some don't.
Czar Soonerov
3/15/2006, 11:22 AM
Some don't.

speak for yourself. :eddie:
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/15/2006, 11:27 AM
speak for yourself. :eddie:You didn't see these cracks.
Czar Soonerov
3/15/2006, 11:40 AM
You didn't see these cracks.

HELLO? CAMERA PHONE?!?!

You dissapoint me SBSB....
Harry Beanbag
3/15/2006, 11:48 AM
True story:
In my Spanish class earlier this year, I got flayshed with plumber's crack by not one, but two girls when they sat in front of me. Still don't know why guys think that's hawt.


Depends on the chick the crack is attached to and how hairy it is.
OU Adonis
3/15/2006, 12:04 PM
If there is some sort of mohawk coming out of that thing I don't find it attractive.