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OU Adonis
3/14/2006, 04:35 PM
A few days ago I was sitting in the company break room at a table directly behind this smokin' hot girl at another table.

She was leaning over a bit and I saw a bit o plumber crack and thong. I was like "woa". So I glance over a second time and she's still doin it. I look over a third time and then realise I gotta go, cuz I am in dirty old man territory.


Ok, so this isn't as entertaining as a 'mite story, or a 1TC story, but hey, its a slow tuesday.
IronSooner
3/14/2006, 04:39 PM
At least you got to see a hot girl at work. I pretty much work with guys when there's anyone around at all. Besides, hot girl + thong is sweet no matter what your age. And as long as theirs is 18+ ;)
1stTimeCaller
3/14/2006, 04:44 PM
when I see plumber's crack at work it's really a plumber. A 50 year old man, not a hottie in a thong.
Okla-homey
3/14/2006, 07:38 PM
tramp stamp? Tribal or flowery?
Sooner_Bob
3/14/2006, 07:48 PM
whale tail?
VeeJay
3/14/2006, 07:50 PM
At my daughter's sixth b'day last month, there was her friend's mom in attendance. She was on the floor putting on roller skates for the kid. She was bending over with plumber crack - a lot of it - and thong. I got busted, as usual - but by my 19 year old. I tried to deflect it by saying "Heh, Callie's mom needs some larger underwear."

I don't consider myself a perv for lookin.' Flesh is flesh, man.
KC//CRIMSON
3/14/2006, 07:55 PM
I usually just yell out BUTT FLOSS!!
slickdawg
3/14/2006, 08:03 PM
At my daughter's sixth b'day last month, there was her friend's mom in attendance. She was on the floor putting on roller skates for the kid. She was bending over with plumber crack - a lot of it - and thong. I got busted, as usual - but by my 19 year old. I tried to deflect it by saying "Heh, Callie's mom needs some larger underwear."

I don't consider myself a perv for lookin.' Flesh is flesh, man.

How do you NOT look? It's impossible!
Al Gore
3/14/2006, 08:18 PM
...and the problem with being a perv?????
oumartin
3/14/2006, 08:23 PM
you disgust me ;)
Al Gore
3/14/2006, 09:43 PM
How did the video turn out???
oumartin
3/14/2006, 09:45 PM
bad, poor lighting in the dungeon. gotta reshoot.
gotta find another actor too.
Al Gore
3/14/2006, 09:53 PM
I'm "up" for the part......
oumartin
3/14/2006, 09:54 PM
you wouldn't like. you like em thin.
Al Gore
3/14/2006, 10:03 PM
She looks thin to me???????
oumartin
3/14/2006, 10:05 PM
she aint your wife thin buddy. :D
Al Gore
3/14/2006, 10:11 PM
.....just have her wear high heels...
oumartin
3/14/2006, 10:12 PM
oh hell yeah buddy. you know that! always. :D :D
slickdawg
3/14/2006, 10:33 PM
Do I want to know about this? :D
Al Gore
3/14/2006, 10:38 PM
Do I want to know about this? :DSo far....I am the high bidder......
oumartin
3/14/2006, 10:40 PM
like he dent know the wife was an actress.
bigdsooner
3/14/2006, 10:50 PM
its a way of life to check out a hotties panties, i like tryin to guess which kind they have on. if anyone has kids in sports, you know you can see this on a regular basis, the guys get together and help eachother out. i went to 2 practices and 2 games today and i seen a white pair of silky ones, 1 thong , and some pink cotton....mmmmmmmmmmmm. it was a good day

your not a perv, your a dude
oumartin
3/14/2006, 11:50 PM
I hope you are talking about the soccer moms.
my wife own nothing but thongs there bidg.
mostly white and lacey
OU Adonis
3/15/2006, 10:28 AM
Ok, I don't feel so bad now.. and it was definately a whale tail.

No stamp though. So I guess its one of those you gotta work for. ;)
oumartin
3/15/2006, 10:38 AM
Dude, its all about the bracelet. bracelet on the right ankle man. They're game with that bracelet man.
mrsoumartin.
http://www.jnmplace.com/bracelet.jpg
BeetDigger
3/15/2006, 10:55 AM
A few days ago I was sitting in the company break room at a table directly behind this smokin' hot girl at another table.

She was leaning over a bit and I saw a bit o plumber crack and thong. I was like "woa". So I glance over a second time and she's still doin it. I look over a third time and then realise I gotta go, cuz I am in dirty old man territory.


Ok, so this isn't as entertaining as a 'mite story, or a 1TC story, but hey, its a slow tuesday.


You should have poured water down the crack. She would have jumped plus she would have had to walk around all day with that wet spot back there. Good times.
OU Adonis
3/15/2006, 12:05 PM
You should have poured water down the crack. She would have jumped plus she would have had to walk around all day with that wet spot back there. Good times.

I'm having deja vu.
Pricetag
3/15/2006, 02:25 PM
What I really hate is when you're hit with a sight like that and you aren't expecting it or weren't looking for it. Your body shuts down for a second, leaving you temporarily paralyzed and vulnerable to being busted.