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Pieces Hit
3/14/2006, 12:50 PM
1. Just hop on the plane Dwayne.
soonerbrat
3/14/2006, 12:51 PM
slip out the back, jack.
jk the sooner fan
3/14/2006, 12:53 PM
make a new plan, stan
bellefay1
3/14/2006, 12:53 PM
stop answering the phone
Pieces Hit
3/14/2006, 12:54 PM
Get caught with a boy, Roy.
soonerbrat
3/14/2006, 12:54 PM
or you could start acting weird and make her break up with you so you won't have to do it.
OUthunder
3/14/2006, 12:56 PM
On the side of the road next to a toad.
Pieces Hit
3/14/2006, 12:58 PM
You gotta hitch hike, Mike.
Petro-Sooner
3/14/2006, 12:58 PM
Tell her your gay.

NTTAWWT
SoonerInKCMO
3/14/2006, 01:00 PM
or you could start acting weird and make her break up with you so you won't have to do it.

Dammit, they're on to us guys. :mack:
bellefay1
3/14/2006, 01:00 PM
fool around w/ her friends could work.

but i guess, you're not leaving your lover but making them leave you.
Czar Soonerov
3/14/2006, 01:03 PM
It's not you, It's me.
Czar Soonerov
3/14/2006, 01:04 PM
Neg her with a curling iron. :eddie:
Czar Soonerov
3/14/2006, 01:05 PM
Cancel your Viagra prescription.
bellefay1
3/14/2006, 01:06 PM
spreak only through quotes from the movie "anchorman"

"honey, i love you so much" lover
"i love lamp" you
soonerbrat
3/14/2006, 01:06 PM
Dammit, they're on to us guys. :mack:






It's not you, It's me.




blonde. but. not. stupid.
Pieces Hit
3/14/2006, 01:09 PM
Tie her butt to the bed, Fred.
Czar Soonerov
3/14/2006, 01:13 PM
Eat crackers in bed, Ned.
Czar Soonerov
3/14/2006, 01:14 PM
Choke the b****, Mitch.
OUthunder
3/14/2006, 01:15 PM
Tell her you just want to be friends.
Czar Soonerov
3/14/2006, 01:17 PM
"We have to talk."
bellefay1
3/14/2006, 01:21 PM
"We have to talk."

<shudders at the thought of those 4 words.
Flagstaffsooner
3/14/2006, 01:33 PM
act like a prick, Nick:D
Stanley1
3/14/2006, 01:34 PM
Give her the juice, Bruce.
Pieces Hit
3/14/2006, 01:36 PM
Make a pass at her Mom, Tom.
Howzit
3/14/2006, 01:37 PM
Cut off her head.
slickdawg
3/14/2006, 02:28 PM
Play naked twister with her mother and sister
OklahomaTrombone
3/14/2006, 02:30 PM
**** her cat, pat
Oldnslo
3/14/2006, 03:48 PM
"It's not you; it's me".

"Okay. It's you."

"You're very ugly. You couldn't give a Great Dane a boner".
Jimminy Crimson
3/14/2006, 04:00 PM
Give her an STD, GHP! :texan:
Jimminy Crimson
3/14/2006, 04:17 PM
Kick her in the jimmy, Timmy!
Jimminy Crimson
3/14/2006, 04:17 PM
Cut off his balls, Holls!
Skysooner
3/14/2006, 04:31 PM
Tell her she looks fat, Matt.
Jimminy Crimson
3/14/2006, 04:34 PM
Kick her pet, Chet.
OklahomaTrombone
3/14/2006, 04:36 PM
Do 'er in the pooper, Scooter!
OU Adonis
3/14/2006, 04:37 PM
Nail her in the poop and say oops
Then do it again.