soonermark
3/14/2006, 02:44 AM
Kelvin's got it easy compared to these guys.
Believe me, it is possible. Our board gets particularly ugly after watching the team score about 20 points in a half because we pass the ball around the perimeter for the entire shot clock, don't have players cutting or attacking the basket, etc. Our offense can get downright offensive.
Sound familiar?
So, let me summarize for you Cal fans. Other than a lack of fundamentals, no interest in rebounding, deployment of our patent pending 6 minute scoring drought's, and consistently taking low percentage shots, we can be a real threat. You may be confused by our positionless offense - so I'll help. When we set up our "O", the guy the furthest away from the basket is our Center - stick your big man on him. Our other 4 guys will stand outside the 3 point line - which is where they will shoot from - so have your other 4 guys stand in the lane for the rebounds, and you should be good to go. But don't worry, afterwards we will rejoice in our body of work and the relationships which we have built…...
Outstanding!
Hilarious thread (http://mb17.scout.com/fnorthcarolinastatefrm1.showMessageRange?topicID=5 4395.topic&start=1&stop=20)
Believe me, it is possible. Our board gets particularly ugly after watching the team score about 20 points in a half because we pass the ball around the perimeter for the entire shot clock, don't have players cutting or attacking the basket, etc. Our offense can get downright offensive.
Sound familiar?
So, let me summarize for you Cal fans. Other than a lack of fundamentals, no interest in rebounding, deployment of our patent pending 6 minute scoring drought's, and consistently taking low percentage shots, we can be a real threat. You may be confused by our positionless offense - so I'll help. When we set up our "O", the guy the furthest away from the basket is our Center - stick your big man on him. Our other 4 guys will stand outside the 3 point line - which is where they will shoot from - so have your other 4 guys stand in the lane for the rebounds, and you should be good to go. But don't worry, afterwards we will rejoice in our body of work and the relationships which we have built…...
Outstanding!
Hilarious thread (http://mb17.scout.com/fnorthcarolinastatefrm1.showMessageRange?topicID=5 4395.topic&start=1&stop=20)