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Pieces Hit
3/13/2006, 02:32 PM
http://www.insidejoke.tv/images/200210/fredcar.jpg

Was busy making the donuts.
picasso
3/13/2006, 02:35 PM
I was at Crabtown with Sooner44. Then we went to the free clinic.
Pieces Hit
3/13/2006, 02:39 PM
"I was at the airport that day but will not rest till I find who did it."

http://www.cedmagic.com/home/oj-sft100.jpg
JohnnyMack
3/13/2006, 02:43 PM
I was -12.
mdklatt
3/13/2006, 02:49 PM
I was in an ovary all day.
Pieces Hit
3/13/2006, 02:51 PM
http://www.kcet.org/media/uploads/programs/todays/ray_charles_1_az.jpg

"Well, don't look at me.
I didn't shoot no damn President!"
Pieces Hit
3/13/2006, 02:56 PM
"I shot the Sheriff."

http://musikbibliotek.dk/images/17/2884-6368.jpg

"But I didn't shoot no JFK."
Mjcpr
3/13/2006, 02:57 PM
I was in an ovary all day.

Anyone we know?
SOONER44EVER
3/13/2006, 02:59 PM
I was at Crabtown with Sooner44. Then we went to the free clinic.
I got your back too man. :D
Pieces Hit
3/13/2006, 03:02 PM
http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/03/11/14/jackiepriest.jpg
chriscappel
3/13/2006, 04:57 PM
well....i wasnt born for another...er....23 yrs later!! does that count??
slickdawg
3/13/2006, 05:01 PM
http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/03/11/14/jackiepriest.jpg

Yeah, I guess she had a good one.
Oldnslo
3/13/2006, 05:32 PM
I was almost ready to be conceived.
TUSooner
3/13/2006, 05:33 PM
My first grade teacher, Mrs Zarkos, will vouch for me. She was quite a hottie, BTW.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/13/2006, 05:46 PM
I was but a star in the sky
mdklatt
3/13/2006, 06:20 PM
I was but a star in the sky

It's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees....
Okla-homey
3/13/2006, 07:04 PM
My kindergarten teacher had my back but she's dead now. I got a sworn affadavit from her on her deathbed. I was almost 90 miles away in "time-out" and standing in the corner when it all went down.
mikeelikee
3/13/2006, 10:21 PM
I was 12. We got news of the shooting while I was in History class, and the principal announced he had died while I was in Study Hall.
slickdawg
3/13/2006, 10:25 PM
I was -5 at the time, so I'm clear.

I was a month old for RFK, so I'm clear there too.
FaninAma
3/13/2006, 10:56 PM
I was in an ovary all day.
Only 23 of your 46 chromosomes. Can you account for the whereabouts of your other 23 chromosomes at the time of the shooting?
homerSimpsonsBrain
3/14/2006, 01:11 AM
Only 23 of your 46 chromosomes. Can you account for the whereabouts of your other 23 chromosomes at the time of the shooting?


The other 23 are claiming insanity. Cuz their nuts.. I got nuthin.
BoogercountySooner
3/14/2006, 07:02 AM
http://www.csdm.qc.ca/stejarc/dictionnaire/imagesdicotu/tricycle.jpg


I was cruisin on one of these!:)
Pieces Hit
3/14/2006, 08:50 AM
"I was busy spanking the Beaver."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Hugh_Beaumont.jpg

"Just ask June."
Pieces Hit
3/14/2006, 09:07 AM
"I was quite drunk at the time."

http://www.cyberzoid.com/curse/emk.jpg
Pieces Hit
3/14/2006, 09:09 AM
"I was at the movies, I tell you!"

http://www.cyberzoid.com/curse/lho.jpg
Pieces Hit
3/14/2006, 09:17 AM
"Let me make this perfectly clear..."

http://www.punditguy.com/images/bc.jpg

"I did not have sex with that man."