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Al Gore
3/12/2006, 03:22 PM
.....big for some reason.....maybe I can sneak a snapshot to prove it......

oumartin
3/12/2006, 03:30 PM
only in a thong thanks

IronSooner
3/12/2006, 03:32 PM
We have faith in you Al, go to it

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 03:34 PM
It must be the color?????

oumartin
3/12/2006, 03:38 PM
not wearing horizontal stripes is she?

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 03:42 PM
nope...it's a solid color.....

oumartin
3/12/2006, 03:43 PM
brothers like a big butt!

jeremy885
3/12/2006, 03:43 PM
.....big for some reason.....maybe I can sneak a snapshot to prove it......

Welcome to everyday of my life. http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/icon9.gif

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 03:53 PM
Strange...this am it wasn't and now it is.....help solve the mystery......

oumartin
3/12/2006, 03:57 PM
you put yer glasses on? ;)

Cam
3/12/2006, 03:59 PM
Spanking can cause swelling. :eek:

oumartin
3/12/2006, 04:00 PM
oh yeah, Cam is on the right track... Knew I liked you from some reason

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 04:31 PM
...anyone cheering for my jayhawks????

oumartin
3/12/2006, 04:32 PM
get real AG!
I'm editing new video.

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 04:37 PM
Hell....they are playing Texas.....

oumartin
3/12/2006, 04:42 PM
i know but this video is too good to not edit. ;)

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 04:53 PM
Is it the type of video I think???

oumartin
3/12/2006, 04:55 PM
probably

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 04:59 PM
You da man....

oumartin
3/12/2006, 04:59 PM
:D

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 05:17 PM
Can't wait.....

olevetonahill
3/12/2006, 05:30 PM
Can't wait.....
DITTO :D

oumartin
3/12/2006, 05:37 PM
hope you like purple.

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 05:49 PM
hope you like pink....it's all pink...:D

Newbomb Turk
3/12/2006, 05:50 PM
You guys are pigs - and I mean that in the best possible way. :D

olevetonahill
3/12/2006, 05:51 PM
hope you like purple.
You been beatin it ? say it aint so :eek:

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 05:56 PM
My wife's butt still looks big.......

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 05:57 PM
After the selection show, we will change for dinner and I will let you know if it still looks big.....oink oink for Newbomb Turk

oumartin
3/12/2006, 06:03 PM
AG, if your wifes butt looks big I think I may need to come inspect it.

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 06:06 PM
Maybe we can have a line of inspectors.....

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 06:06 PM
objects may be bigger than they appear!

Newbomb Turk
3/12/2006, 06:09 PM
Maybe we can have a line of inspectors.....

I'll volunteer.

oumartin
3/12/2006, 06:10 PM
toot toot!

wife's favorite word!

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 06:16 PM
oumartin...you on nights again tonite??

oumartin
3/12/2006, 06:17 PM
yep. last one.. heading to work in 15.

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 06:18 PM
right on...I'll be with ya all nite playa!!

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 06:19 PM
I'll volunteer.line up and take a number...

oumartin
3/12/2006, 06:20 PM
Peace OUt.
back on shortly

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 06:22 PM
take her sleazy!!

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 06:50 PM
Looks better at the moment......

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 06:53 PM
Looks better at the moment......

How many beers you had??.........I keed, I keed!!:D

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 06:58 PM
Not enough.....

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 07:03 PM
hehe yeah....

oumartin
3/12/2006, 07:15 PM
made it to work.
anyhow, its as nasty looking outside as I have seen it. fire, dust, red sun.

so, that butt can any hand prints on it?

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 08:53 PM
Where do you live????

oumartin
3/12/2006, 08:55 PM
in a house :D

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 08:58 PM
Near what town?

SoonerBorn68
3/12/2006, 09:22 PM
made it to work.
anyhow, its as nasty looking outside as I have seen it. fire, dust, red sun.

so, that butt can any hand prints on it?

Heh, I left the window open this morning and woke up this afternoon with a moderate coating of dust and sand all over me. :mad:

OU-HSV
3/12/2006, 09:24 PM
Martin...how many nights in a row now have you worked?

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:25 PM
I never work more than 4 in a row. this is #4. I get four days off starting tomorrow morning.

I figured you started the fire out there sb68.

OU-HSV
3/12/2006, 09:27 PM
I never work more than 4 in a row. this is #4. I get four days off starting tomorrow morning.

I figured you started the fire out there sb68.
Dang, I bet the weeks of 4 in a row get old or at least eff up your schedule

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 09:28 PM
One more night watch for me and i get 2 Days off!! yay....Its supposed to be around 80 tomorrow so im thinking a beach trip!

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:29 PM
well it goes like this.
work 4 days- get one week off.
work 4 night-get 4 days off
work 3 days-24hours off
work 3 nights-4 days off

do it over again.

bigdsooner
3/12/2006, 09:30 PM
where are the pics :mad:












:D

OU-HSV
3/12/2006, 09:30 PM
One more night watch for me and i get 2 Days off!! yay....Its supposed to be around 80 tomorrow so im thinking a beach trip!
Virginia Beach?

I went on that long azz bridge several years ago out there. (the one that has underwater tunnels.

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:30 PM
I used to work this ****.
3 days- 1 day off
3 days- 3 days off
1 day- 3 days off
3 nights- 1 day off
3 nights-3 days off
1 night- 3 days off

back to the beginning.


now that was f'ed up. you dent know if you were coming or going.

OU-HSV
3/12/2006, 09:32 PM
well it goes like this.
work 4 days- get one week off.
work 4 night-get 4 days off
work 3 days-24hours off
work 3 nights-4 days off

do it over again.
Man, that's not too bad then with all the days off and all that. Sounds like some Baker Hughes shifts that I've seen job openings for.

Oh and I'm not trying to thread jack AG...just waiting for the pics like everyone else.

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 09:33 PM
Virginia Beach?

I went on that long azz bridge several years ago out there. (the one that has underwater tunnels.

Yeah VA beach....Maybe down to the Outer Banks...All depends on the mood Im in when i get off :D

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:34 PM
well, might as well thread jack it.
AG's probably knockin boots right now.

bigdsooner
3/12/2006, 09:34 PM
dang oumartin, thats one of the most f'd up schedules ive seen. how long did you work that

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:34 PM
All depends on the mood Im in when i get off


I generally roll over and fall asleep :D

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 09:35 PM
GO AG!!

KC//CRIMSON
3/12/2006, 09:36 PM
I used to work this ****.
3 days- 1 day off
3 days- 3 days off
1 day- 3 days off
3 nights- 1 day off
3 nights-3 days off
1 night- 3 days off

back to the beginning.


now that was f'ed up. you dent know if you were coming or going.

Where do you work, 7-11?;)

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:36 PM
I worked it for almost 5 years.
may someday work it again.

generally u hoped that someone took a day off and you just worked 7 in a row. then you could take a compensation day and take 7 off in a row. if someone would work with you on it you would end up working 7 on 7 off.

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 09:36 PM
I generally roll over and fall asleep :D

haha and how long you been married?? :D

OU-HSV
3/12/2006, 09:37 PM
Yeah VA beach....Maybe down to the Outer Banks...All depends on the mood Im in when i get off :D
I remember when I was there the Jelly fish were horrible and stinging a lot of people.

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:37 PM
We're do you work, 7-11?


actually a company called Tessenderlo Kerley.. Chemical company.

OU-HSV
3/12/2006, 09:38 PM
well, might as well thread jack it.
AG's probably knockin boots right now.
Well then he ought to be back in a couple minutes tops ;)

SoonerBorn68
3/12/2006, 09:38 PM
well it goes like this.
work 4 days- get one week off.
work 4 night-get 4 days off
work 3 days-24hours off
work 3 nights-4 days off

do it over again.

Well it goes like this:

29 days and counting.
I'll get home when I get home.
I'll stay home til I get called out.
Do it all over again.
:D

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:38 PM
I've been married 12 years this July.
actually, I'm married but my wife's not.

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 09:38 PM
I remember when I was there the Jelly fish were horrible and stinging a lot of people.

Yeah i got stung once last year....But the waves were too good to get out! so i dealt with the pain and kept goin....hurt like a b!tch though

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 09:39 PM
I've been married 12 years this July.
actually, I'm married but my wife's not.

And she lets you get away with that!! :eek:

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:39 PM
yeah, but remember sb68,
You chose this job! :D

You rich turd

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:40 PM
And she lets you get away with that!!


you mean I let her get away with it... ;)

got free cable for years

OU-HSV
3/12/2006, 09:40 PM
actually a company called Tessenderlo Kerley.. Chemical company.
Well do they have slurpies like 7-11's do?? That's what matters.

OU-HSV
3/12/2006, 09:41 PM
Yeah i got stung once last year....But the waves were too good to get out! so i dealt with the pain and kept goin....hurt like a b!tch though
Your more a man than me...I couldn't get myself to get in the water when I saw a couple people come up stung!

SoonerBorn68
3/12/2006, 09:41 PM
Rich? My wife is doing the spring cleaning & remodeling while I've been gone...Money spent so far, the last paycheck. :eek:

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:41 PM
nope, but if you want a big serving of H2S gas you were at the right place.

SoonerBorn68
3/12/2006, 09:42 PM
But, I can't complain. :D

OU-HSV
3/12/2006, 09:42 PM
nope, but if you want a big serving of H2S gas you were at the right place.
Now we're talking!

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:44 PM
But, I can't complain


you just haven't found the right guy to do the remodeling.
my wife would get it done for free

SoonerBorn68
3/12/2006, 09:45 PM
Hey martin, since got back to drilling yesterday we've only got 50 ft.

Last night I worked for 15 minutes out of 12 hrs. :D

& tonight, 0.

SoonerBorn68
3/12/2006, 09:47 PM
you just haven't found the right guy to do the remodeling.
my wife would get it done for free

Oh, she's doing it all...That's the wallpaper, the new rug, shelves, paint, furniture, etc., etc., etc. All I said I wanted out of it was a full fridge of beer when I get home...and it better be there.

KC//CRIMSON
3/12/2006, 09:48 PM
Hey martin, since got back to drilling yesterday we've only got 50 ft.

Last night I worked for 15 minutes out of 12 hrs. :D

& tonight, 0.

You ain't a real man till you drill a global killer asteroid.

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:48 PM
50ft. I don't know about drilling but that seems awful slow.

so like your work though consists of doing what? looking at a computer screen. even when you work

SoonerBorn68
3/12/2006, 09:52 PM
You ain't a real man till you drill a global killer asteroid.

It'd prolly drill faster. ;)

oumartin
3/12/2006, 09:53 PM
I've been spending my nights drawing out process flows for the guys to use for quick reference. so much easier to follow than P&ID's

SoonerBorn68
3/12/2006, 10:00 PM
50ft. I don't know about drilling but that seems awful slow.

so like your work though consists of doing what? looking at a computer screen. even when you work

Oh, it's painfully slow. Most of the time you can plan on about 15-20ft per hour in the lateral.

My job is basically being the steering wheel of the pipe string. I don't make any of the decisions on what direction we'll take, but our tool tells the angle and direction of the bit and motor down hole. I give the directional drillers the information after every pipe joint & they make the decision where to go from there. We also track the gamma radiation of the formations. We can tell when we move in and out of each. Basically I'm just along for the ride--however long that may be.

I watch a computer screen that detects the pulses of the tool and make sure everything's cool. The screen is kind of like a radar screen with an EKG read out.

It's not a hard job, but not a lot of people are willing to be on call 24/7 & being away from home for long periods of time.

The toughest thing I've had to adjust to is staying up sometimes up to 30 hrs at a time.

oumartin
3/12/2006, 10:02 PM
gotcha..
we pretty much stare at a computer watching pressures and flows and babysit until something goes wrong. then we bust hiney.
right now the wind is causing me all sorts of problems(I keep losing my dish satelite signal) :D

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 10:07 PM
well, might as well thread jack it.
AG's probably knockin boots right now.Nope.....we are taking a virtual tour of some beachfront property in FL....

oumartin
3/12/2006, 10:08 PM
oh yeah, going for a vacation home?

OU-HSV
3/12/2006, 10:09 PM
gotcha..
we pretty much stare at a computer watching pressures and flows and babysit until something goes wrong. then we bust hiney.
right now the wind is causing me all sorts of problems(I keep losing my dish satelite signal) :D
I was on the phone to a buddy of mine in Tulsa a while ago and he said they had some good sized hail tear through there. He said it looked like Nowata was getting hit pretty hard. If I remember correctly from the other night, you said you work North of Bartelsville right? So you're probably getting the storm that Nowata was getting I'm guessing?

SoonerBorn68
3/12/2006, 10:12 PM
gotcha..
we pretty much stare at a computer watching pressures and flows and babysit until something goes wrong. then we bust hiney.
right now the wind is causing me all sorts of problems(I keep losing my dish satelite signal) :D

Oh yeah, me too. :D

http://www.geocities.com/soonerborn91/farks/well.JPG

The top well plan is what we were suppose to do...the bottom is what we actually did. We lost the bit downhole and had to sidetrack so that's there's a burr at the end of the angle...which is making it tough to put any weight on the bit to make it drill faster...the dog legs are killing us.

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 10:13 PM
oh yeah, going for a vacation home?Yep....we spend a lot of time down there........

oumartin
3/12/2006, 10:15 PM
panhandle or where AG?

I'm waitin' on the wife to find a sugar daddy to send us down to florida every year.

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 10:25 PM
Indian Rocks......Gulf side South of Clearwater and North St. Petes........and I need to find a sugar daddy also......

oumartin
3/12/2006, 10:27 PM
i kinda want one in the Destin area.. I think I need a vacation.

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 10:35 PM
We were down in the Marco Island area......big $$$$$$ to buy down there...

OU-HSV
3/12/2006, 10:35 PM
i kinda want one in the Destin area.. I think I need a vacation.
My buddy's girlfriends' parents own a vacation home in Destin and they freaking love it there.

SoonerBorn68
3/12/2006, 10:36 PM
My aunt & uncle retired to Bradendon (or however you spell it)...So far, no invitations. :(

oumartin
3/12/2006, 10:37 PM
hmmm, so are you sayin' you can hook me up OU-HIV?

SoonerBorn68
3/12/2006, 10:38 PM
hook you up with HIV? Dude, that's just wrong. ;)

oumartin
3/12/2006, 10:38 PM
I'd invite you down sb68. in fact I extended an invite for steak if i recall.

KABOOKIE
3/12/2006, 10:39 PM
http://www.geocities.com/soonerborn91/farks/well.JPG




This whole damn thread and the only pic is an X-Y plot of SB68's sex life since marriage? WTF?

:mad: bastages!!!!

SoonerBorn68
3/12/2006, 10:40 PM
& I'll take it too when I get closer than 150 miles from you.

oumartin
3/12/2006, 10:40 PM
sorry kabookie but I cleaned out my webspace. ask again tomorrow.

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 10:41 PM
This whole damn thread and the only pic is an X-Y plot of SB68's sex life since marriage? WTF?

:mad: bastages!!!!

Damn sb68....i feel sorry fer ya!:D

oumartin
3/12/2006, 10:42 PM
where were you chris? have to do some work?

OU-HSV
3/12/2006, 10:42 PM
hmmm, so are you sayin' you can hook me up OU-HIV?
Before you called me HIV I might have been able to. :D


Honestly though, Nah I doubt there'd be any hook ups cause I think they spend an awful lot of time there. But I'll check it out for ya man..maybe it's a time share type place. I'll let ya know when I find out.

oumartin
3/12/2006, 10:43 PM
oh, thats okay dude, I was just kiddin' yeah.

I must have mistyped. the I and S are so close on the keyboard :D

OU-HSV
3/12/2006, 10:44 PM
oh, thats okay dude, I was just kiddin' yeah.

I must have mistyped. the I and S are so close on the keyboard :D
Yeah, that's a common mistake :rolleyes:

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 10:45 PM
where were you chris? have to do some work?

i had to give sn Air Mass Thunderstorm training brief

Al Gore
3/12/2006, 10:52 PM
This whole damn thread and the only pic is an X-Y plot of SB68's sex life since marriage? WTF?

:mad: bastages!!!!hmmmm...I wonder how mine would plot????

oumartin
3/12/2006, 10:53 PM
off the chart Al.
off the chart.

chriscappel
3/12/2006, 10:59 PM
And now i must go Buff the floors (typical damn Navy shat) So ill be back on in few hours....PEACE!

olevetonahill
3/12/2006, 11:00 PM
off the chart Al.
off the chart.
:D

oumartin
3/12/2006, 11:00 PM
make that brass shine too recruit!

olevetonahill
3/12/2006, 11:01 PM
off the chart Al.
off the chart.
:D
Since my divorce 7 yrs ago Im gettin more than ever ;)

oumartin
3/12/2006, 11:03 PM
how was the weather there today vet?

is your right arm like way more built than your left? :D

olevetonahill
3/12/2006, 11:05 PM
how was the weather there today vet?

is your right arm like way more built than your left? :D
The weather wAS great
And Im ambidextrous :D

oumartin
3/12/2006, 11:06 PM
it takes both hands? :eek:

I bow down to you master(bater)

OUinFLA
3/13/2006, 09:29 AM
:D
Since my divorce 7 yrs ago Im gettin more than ever ;)

if "more than ever" refers to more than you were when you were married.........

that could be as little as 4 times per year and still satisfy your statement.

or..............did you mean off-hand?

olevetonahill
3/13/2006, 11:43 AM
if "more than ever" refers to more than you were when you were married.........

that could be as little as 4 times per year and still satisfy your statement.

or..............did you mean off-hand?
The 1st one
My last ex accused me off being a sex maniac
said i wanted it at least 4 times a yr :eek:

Al Gore
3/14/2006, 10:09 PM
Update......wifes butt looks normal today.......

SoonerBorn68
3/14/2006, 10:51 PM
prove it. ;)

bigdsooner
3/14/2006, 10:56 PM
prove it. ;)


exactly! their brutal. never any pics...never :(

oumartin
3/14/2006, 11:51 PM
oh, I got picks.

Norm In Norman
3/15/2006, 12:05 AM
I don't know what's in this thread, but i'm going to lock it without reading it.