South Oval Showdown

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

So anyway I can't sleep and I have drunk enough that I need to stay busy. Anyway I cam up with an elaborate seeding system in which you take people's Spek and put them into their groups (such as Summer of George or Throws a Shoe like David Earl) And then factoriing in post count. Spek should show popularity which means higher in polls and posting shows good effort. The first level is "can cuss better than Dean" This is where the high seeds are

Drum Roll the 4 #1 seeds and their opponents.

#1 jk the sooner fan vs. #16 Beano's Fourth Chin
#1 mjcpr vs. #16 Frozen Sooner
#1 yermom vs. #16 Norm in Norman
#1 OUthunder vs. #16 leavingthezoo

These are exciting matchups and i was shocked to see that Beano, Frozen and Norm were merely just neato, please Spek them more often. If we have a play in game, Beano gets to face Rhino and we could all agree that would be a classic. anyway, I have the rest of the matchups figured out if you guys are curious :O :O Anyway we look at it though a #1 would fall because there is no way Pat beats Frozen ;)

[Cam]

You'd have to take out the Vbookie winnings to show the true spek numbers. You're standings would change quite dramatically if you did that.

Go with what you've got though. Could be kind of funny.

[Beef]

I think leavingthezoo left us. Haven't seen her post since the IT went public. :(

[OUthunder]

IT?

[leavingthezoo]

i'm still here, beef. just watching the freakshow more than participating. present company excluded. maybe. heh.

this match up with thunder could be a monumental letdown. my point gaurds eye has been poked out, and everyone else has dislocated knees. :P

[Sooner_Bob]

the boxing kitty returns!!

[Czar Soonerov]

I see a couple first round upsets...

[yermom]

:norm:

you're going down buddy

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

#2 Scott D Vs. #15 Tailwind
#2 Sooner Bob Vs. #15 Bama/OU
#2 Gotta Have Pride Vs. #15 Olevetonahill
#2 StoopTroup Vs. #15 Newbomb Turk

#3 Howzit Vs. #14 Oldnslo
#3 DCSooner Vs. #14 Penguin
#3 Crawfish Vs. #14 OUDoc
#3 Proud Gonzo Vs. #14 KC//CRIMSON

#4 Flagstaff Sooner Vs. #13 dolemitesooner
#4 oumartin vs. #13 Ike
#4 sooneron vs. #13 C&CDean
#4 Czar Soonerov vs. #13 Sooner Born Sooner Bred

#5 OUinFLA vs. #12 OU4LIFE
#5 Harry Beanbag vs. #12 mdklatt
#5 Okla-Homey vs. #12 Viking Kitten
#5 Widescreen vs. #12 OUSAEMom

#6 Veritas vs. #11 silverwheels
#6 critical phil vs. #11 BajaOklahoma
#6 1stTimeCaller vs. #11 IB4OU2
#6 Al Gore vs. #11 Soonerus

#7 sanantoniosooner vs. #10 jkm, the stolen pitwafi
#7 BillyBall vs. #10 Picasso
#7 Hublah vs. #10 Stanley1
#7 soonerhubler vs. #10 BlondeSoonerGirl

#8 colleyvillesooner vs. #9 OklahomaTrombone
#8 Jimminy Crimson vs. #9 OU-HSV
#8 Beef vs. #9 soonerbrat
#8 Big Red Ron vs. #9 Blue

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I am amazed i managed to do that while drunk :P

[soonerbrat]

i'm impressed :)

[OU-HSV]

Yes, I'm a 9 seed! :D

That is impressive since you were drunk.

[soonerbrat]

what is vbookie?

seriously. i've never seen it but everyone talks about it.

[sanantoniosooner]

what is vbookie?

seriously. i've never seen it but everyone talks about it.
One of the ways you could spend your spek a while back.

Long gone........like vhooker also.

[Czar Soonerov]

You have to be an Extreme Elite Platinum Super Sponsor to see it.

[ChickSoonerFan]

out?? :(


;)

[soonerbrat]

i feel so left out :(

[Beef]

#8 Beef vs. #9 soonerbrat
You're going down, brat. :O :D

[soonerbrat]

You're going down, brat. :O :D




careful. someone might get jealous.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I'm a 13 seed. I'll just show Czar my hidden assets.

[OU-HSV]

Watch out Jimminy I may use my numchux skillz

[ChickSoonerFan]

You better watch out! .... uh... nm

I know how you feel.


You and me? Bring it on!

Even though I am not sure what we are doing...but I think I can take you...I have some very special fighting skills...ask Stanley.

[Newbomb Turk]

I made the big dance! :)

#15 seed though - I'm like Winthrop or something like that. :(

[49r]

I'm afraid I'm not even good enough to make the NIT this year.

God, I suck.

[Cam]

If only we got to keep the spek from deleted threads.

I coulda been a contenda.

[JohnnyMack]

I turn my spek back on and I'll go Jimmy Chitwood on all you sorry punks.

[sanantoniosooner]

Isn't that Joey Chitwood? ;)
You'll be first.

[GottaHavePride]

Oh man, up against olevet in the first round? I smell a trap.

[Rhino]

I ain't no Monmouth, Beano.

[jk the sooner fan]

wait........1) how did i miss this thread....and 2) a #1 seed has never lost to a 16, and now you put me up against beano/rhino?

you're just dying to make me look bad arent you? ;)

nobody from the dallas crew ever trumps the norman "cool/smart" guys...just doesnt happen

[mdklatt]

#5 OUinFLA vs. #12 OU4LIFE
#5 Harry Beanbag vs. #12 mdklatt
#5 Okla-Homey vs. #12 Viking Kitten
#5 Widescreen vs. #12 OUSAEMom


At least one #5 goes down to a #12 every year. I'm stoked.

How is the winner of each match-up determined?

Please let it be post count, please let it be post count, please let it be post count....

[BajaOklahoma]

#6 critical phil vs. #11 BajaOklahoma

Hmmmmmm. I am hoping CP is too busy working in Tenn to participate - that would work like a bye, right? I might stand a chance to advance. w00t!

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I went all the way to the final four a few years ago. I'm ready to rumble.

[SoonerBorn68]

I didn't make it? I'm firing my coach! :mad:

[Jimminy Crimson]

I didn't make it? I'm firing my coach! :mad:

Give him a 'vote of confidence' first! :eddie:

[SoonerBorn68]

Give him a 'vote of confidence' first! :eddie:

No worries. I'll be down at the mall charging $99 per photograph.

[BoogercountySooner]

I didn't even make the High school playoff's!:( :D

[ouflak]

There will be an SoonerFans NIT (Not In the Tournament)! Just like last year. If you guys want, I'll put together the brackets for 'big' tournament as well. I'm throwing the NIT brackets together now....

[BoogercountySooner]

There will be an SoonerFans NIT (Not In the Tournament)! Just like last year. If you guys want, I'll put together the brackets for 'big' tournament as well. I'm throwing the NIT brackets together now....

In I guess:)

[Harry Beanbag]

At least one #5 goes down to a #12 every year. I'm stoked.

How is the winner of each match-up determined?

Please let it be post count, please let it be post count, please let it be post count....


You sound like a filthy horn. We beat you guys in 1912 so we're a better program than you. :texan: :)

[IB4OU2]

Won't be the first time 1tc's been beat by an old man with a cane........;)

[BoogercountySooner]

Won't be the first time 1tc's been beat by an old man with a cane........;)

Get to work you got visitors!!;)

[1stTimeCaller]

Won't be the first time 1tc's been beat by an old man with a cane........;)

:( I was gonna throw the game out of respect but it's on now buddy!!!!

Pink hat > Pimp cane. just sayin' :D

[HoserSooner]

Guess I'm NIT bound again this year....

My recruiting base sucks up here....all I got to choose from is knuckle-dragging hockey players and potheads. ;)

[silverwheels]

#6 Veritas vs. #11 silverwheels

I don't see much of Vertisais anymore. Even if he has disappeared, he'd probably still win.

[Oldnslo]

At least one #5 goes down to a #12 every year. I'm stoked.

How is the winner of each match-up determined?

Please let it be post count, please let it be post count, please let it be post count....
But on the other hand, those 12's go down, too. Lucky Homey and Widescreen.

[Oldnslo]

I'm a 14?

That means I finished...what, 6th in the Big 10? I guess I'm okay as long as Howzit doesn't go all Brokeback on me.

[colleyvillesooner]

8 seed, I'll take it.

[mdklatt]

8 seed, I'll take it.

Too bad you didn't get a 10 seed.

[Penguin]

#3 Howzit Vs. #14 Oldnslo
#3 DCSooner Vs. #14 Penguin
#3 Crawfish Vs. #14 OUDoc
#3 Proud Gonzo Vs. #14 KC//CRIMSON


When determinig the winners, let's keep in mind that DC is on a completely different continent and couldn't possibly participate! :D


I need to smother any sort of sentimental, patriotic junk that people may be feeling! Remember, he's not a soldja! :kellenwinslowjr:


(just kidding, please take no offense!)

[Ike]

a 13 seed huh?

and how are the wieners determined? cookoff?

[Al Gore]

I'm a 13 seed. I'll just show Czar my hidden assets.Can I watch????

[OU-HSV]

When do we "play" this thing out?

[Sooner in Tampa]

I guess I too am bound for the NIT...DAMMIT!

[ouflak]

http://www.ukflak.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/SoonerFansPostalChampionship1.jpg

Damn this sucker's big. Hope you all have high-speed connects!

[Mjcpr]

Man, I got a ****ty draw.

[Harry Beanbag]

I'm just honored to be a part of the Phil Regional.

[crawfish]

As an underachieving #3, I fully expect to win this thing.

[Harry Beanbag]

That bracket has more quality depth than the real NCAA tournament.

[ouflak]

That bracket has more quality depth than the real NCAA tournament.

Strong words considering that I'm not in the bracket.

Anyway, the NIT drawings should be up in a bit. That consists basically of all those hear who bitched about not being in the big tournament on this thread, sponsors and old-timers who have lot's of spek to bribe me with (the NIT is run a little differently), and a few noobs who I'll pick at random here and there. That bracket might not be up until tomorrow though....

[Harry Beanbag]

Strong words considering that I'm not in the bracket.

Anyway, the NIT drawings should be up in a bit. That consists basically of all those hear who bitched about not being in the big tournament on this thread, sponsors and old-timers who have lot's of spek to bribe me with (the NIT is run a little differently), and a few noobs who I'll pick at random here and there. That bracket might not be up until tomorrow though....


Coming off a first round NIT loss last year, I played my way into a 5 seed in the Big Dance this season. It took a lot of hard work and determination, but the dream can come true for anyone. :)

[Sooner in Tampa]

Screw you tree huggers and your bracket. ;)

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Yermom's bracket is loaded, whoever comes out of that regional is going to be a stud or studette

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Yermom's bracket is loaded, whoever comes out of that regional is going to be a stud or studetteThat's Dolemite

[NormanPride]

I think GHP needs to pull a Pat Summitt and bitch that a #2 is a slap in the face. Thunder's overrated anyway. :D

I got snubbed, but then again, I'm like BYU, except without the mormons. Lots of spek and a quickly rising post count, but who have I played? I just recently joined the big boys in the SO, and I've regularly gotten my rear handed to me.

Heck, SAS beat me on my own turf a little back. That one still stings. :eek:

[ouflak]

NIT brackets are up! (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=64571)

[TexasLidig8r]

No Lid?

No GDC?

bah.. humbug.. HUMBUG I say!!!!!

[mdklatt]

No Lid?



The women's bracket hasn't been posted yet.

[colleyvillesooner]

BOOM! HEAD SHOT!

[SicEmBaylor]

No Lid?

No GDC?

bah.. humbug.. HUMBUG I say!!!!!

Non-Sooner Discrimination :D

[Octavian]

I feel so left out :(

[OUthunder]

Heh.

[OU-HSV]

I'm just honored to be a part of the Phil Regional.
Word!

[TexasLidig8r]

The women's bracket hasn't been posted yet.

They're all lesbosians any way..

See.... Sheryl Swoopes. :mad:

[Penguin]

Dolemite is playing in his own regional? That's not right!

[Howzit]

When I'm a higher seed than Beano, and Norm, and Dean, and Czar, and BSG, and VK something ain't right.

Just sayin'.

[Penguin]

How is the winner of each match-up determined?


I hope avatars help determine the score. I might have a chance.

[sanantoniosooner]

Heck, SAS beat me on my own turf a little back. That one still stings. :eek:
Just being funny, or is there more to this?

[Scott D]

I think he's referring to that sausage eating contest you had ;)

[sanantoniosooner]

I think he's referring to that sausage eating contest you had ;)
If you have the misfortune to meet me in the tournament....watch out.:mad:

[OUTromBoNado]

The women's bracket hasn't been posted yet.

YMSRRA

[ouflak]

Dolemite is playing in his own regional? That's not right!

Well, sure it is, I mean...:

Obviously, Dolemite in the dolemite bracket, critical phil in the Phil bracket, err... Czar has been a major farker of Stunned Aggie... so ofcourse that bracket fits,... and ... ummmm... if you take out the letters in IB4OU2, you get '42', Rufus Alexander's number.

See? Perfectly logical when you look at it right.

[OUinFLA]

#5 OUinFLA vs. #12 OU4LIFE




Talk about home court advantage!

4LIFE has no chance after spending less than quality time in Clearwater, Fl during Spring break and not being able to go to the beach! Work suxs, doesn't it?

The major depression of knowing you are within minutes of thousands of nearly nekid college babes and not being able to relieve your eye strain, combined with the age and experience I have earned by living down here so long that those visual enticements are not as important as a decent fishing trip, all leads to long disjointed sentences without proper structure, which I will use to bore my opponent to death.

Im certainly moving up in the bracket.

Bring it on 4LIFE.

[sooneron]

Screwed again. Last year, if I made it past craw, I had Bri waiting. This year, Dean in the fuggin first round!

[OU-HSV]

So, how's this thing work. Are we following the real bracket...For instance I'm a 9 seed in the spot of Bucknell. Do I keep going as long as Buck keeps winning?

[Harry Beanbag]

Screwed again. Last year, if I made it past craw, I had Bri waiting. This year, Dean in the fuggin first round!


Dean's gonna ugga bugga you. :dean:

[sooneron]

I can take him if I have my game on.

[sooneron]

Crown and coke, pffft!

[Harry Beanbag]

I can take him if I have my strap-on.


:eek:

[sooneron]

:eek:
dead





to








me





I won't take him if he keeps starting these bleeding heart protecting the homeless threads. How transparent.:texan:

[Viking Kitten]

I gotta get past Homey to get to Dean.

Mr. History has got some skillz, I'll give him that. But luckily, I've got a secret weapon, er... weapons.

[sooneron]

I gotta get past Homey to get to Dean.

Mr. History has got some skillz, I'll give him that. But luckily, I've got a secret weapon, er... weapons.
rar!

[KC//CRIMSON]

I gotta get past Homey to get to Dean.

Mr. History has got some skillz, I'll give him that. But luckily, I've got a secret weapon, er... weapons.

Go VK!


ps. I'd knock the bottom out of your avatar.

[Crimson_Balls]

Look Ma, no Balls!

[NormanPride]

Just being funny, or is there more to this?

The whole bratwurst thing. I could make a joke about a blowout, but that would just make things worse.

:D

[proud gonzo]

hehehe.... i completely missed this thread until now :O


I'm gonna kick KC//Crimson's ***! .....as soon as somebody explains how these things are going to work :D

[Soonerbabeinbama]

Okay guys - let this little lady throw some logic into this weird thing. Don't know if this has been mentioned before or not, but why don't you have the SF posters represent real teams in the brackets? So when a real team goes down, the poster in that place goes down. Make sense? Otherwise, how do you know what poster wins or loses? What determines a win or a loss?

[Newbomb Turk]

why don't you have the SF posters represent real teams in the brackets? So when a real team goes down, the poster in that place goes down. Make sense? Otherwise, how do you know what poster wins or loses?

sounds good - I think I should be UConn.

[OU-HSV]

Okay guys - let this little lady throw some logic into this weird thing. Don't know if this has been mentioned before or not, but why don't you have the SF posters represent real teams in the brackets? So when a real team goes down, the poster in that place goes down. Make sense? Otherwise, how do you know what poster wins or loses? What determines a win or a loss?
That's exactly what I was asking in my post on the last page...I wondered if that's how we did this thing..or if it's just a popularity contest:confused:

[Soonerbabeinbama]

That's exactly what I was asking in my post on the last page...I wondered if that's how we did this thing..or if it's just a popularity contest:confused:
Well, this is the SO - I'll put my money on a popularity contest;)

[mdklatt]

or if it's just a popularity contest:confused:

It's the SO...what do you think? :D

[OU-HSV]

It's the SO...what do you think? :D
True..true. Although I would be Bucknell with a good shot to at least make it to the 2nd round.

[critical_phil]

#6 critical phil vs. #11 BajaOklahoma

Hmmmmmm. I am hoping CP is too busy working in Tenn to participate - that would work like a bye, right? I might stand a chance to advance. w00t!


i will bitch slap you all the way from chattanooga!


pencil me in for the elite 8.............

[mdklatt]

So, how's this thing work. Are we following the real bracket...For instance I'm a 9 seed in the spot of Bucknell. Do I keep going as long as Buck keeps winning?

Bucknell? More like Sucknell.


(I have no opinion on Bucknell one way or the other, I've just always wanted to say that.)

[proud gonzo]

Okay guys - let this little lady throw some logic into this weird thing. Don't know if this has been mentioned before or not, but why don't you have the SF posters represent real teams in the brackets? So when a real team goes down, the poster in that place goes down. Make sense? Otherwise, how do you know what poster wins or loses? What determines a win or a loss?

pfffff! logic has no place on the SO.

[silverwheels]

So how does this work, exactly?

[KC//CRIMSON]

hehehe.... i completely missed this thread until now :O


I'm gonna kick KC//Crimson's ***! .....as soon as somebody explains how these things are going to work :D

I'm already all up in your grill, bring it!

[Penguin]

So how does this work, exactly?

Rule #1 of South Oval Showdown is you don't talk about South Oval Showdown.

[OU-HSV]

Bucknell? More like Sucknell.


(I have no opinion on Bucknell one way or the other, I've just always wanted to say that.)
Haha...well in my bracket that stands the best I'm 95% accurate and I need Arkiesaw to beat Buck and ORU to beat Memphis. In my second best bracket I'm 80 something% correct and I need Buck and Memphis to win. So one of my best brackets is going down today.

[BeetDigger]

pfffff! logic has no place on the SO.


On the other hand, alcohol, non-sense, sexual innuendo, ....:mack:

[Scott D]

On the other hand, alcohol, non-sense, sexual innuendo, ....:mack:

not to mention staunchly embedded political views, the obsession with being right all of the time, and the innate ability to fan flames without trying ;)

[olevetonahill]

Oh man, up against olevet in the first round? I smell a trap.
Since I just found and read this thread , I dont think you have to worry much aboit me .
On the other hand , I just might be able to set up an ambush :P

[Beef]

On the other hand, alcohol, non-sense, sexual innuendo, ....:mack:
I had PF Chang lettuce wraps with my roommate and 2 of her sisters last night. Are lettuce wraps Chinese tacos? TIA.

[ouflak]

Well just let me know what the results are so I can update the bracket! :)

[Jimminy Crimson]

Well just let me know what the results are so I can update the bracket! :)

everyone advances! :texan:

take a drink

[mdklatt]

Well just let me know what the results are so I can update the bracket! :)

I'm pretty sure I made it to the Sweet 16.

[Mjcpr]

Won't be the first time 1tc's been beat by an old man with a cane........;)

What ever happened to IB4OU2 ?

:mack:

[proud gonzo]

You can't hear me right now, but i'm doing a killer casio accompanied rendition of a song that goes a little something like this.


[wesley willis]
KC//CRIMSON got on my nerves
He was running me amok
He really killed me calling me a bum.

I WHUPPED
KC//CRIMSON'S A5S!!!
I WHUPPED
KC//CRIMSON'S A5S!!!
I WHUPPED
KC//CRIMSON'S A5S!!!
I WHUPPED
KC//CRIMSON'S A5S!!![/wesley willis]

[Sooner_Bob]

I had PF Chang lettuce wraps with my roommate and 2 of her sisters last night. Are lettuce wraps Chinese tacos? TIA.

I had some yesterday too . . . mmmmmmm. :D

[Sooner_Bob]

I had no idea I was a 2 seed . . . just as long as I'm not Tennessee or Texas that's cool. :D

[IB4OU2]

What ever happened to IB4OU2 ?

:mack:

I'm bbbbbaaack!

[Big Red Ron]

We feel it was a slap in the face to be listed as only an eight seed. However when we saw our bracket we felt we were looking at sweet sixteen at a minimum and could go all the way! :D

Nice thread!

[proud gonzo]

so uh.... when's the next round? hmmmm???



...AND WHERE THE HECK IS vBOOKIE?!?!?! :mad:

[OUTromBoNado]

You can't hear me right now, but i'm doing a killer casio accompanied rendition of a song that goes a little something like this.


[wesley willis]
KC//CRIMSON got on my nerves
He was running me amok
He really killed me calling me a bum.

I WHUPPED
KC//CRIMSON'S A5S!!!
I WHUPPED
KC//CRIMSON'S A5S!!!
I WHUPPED
KC//CRIMSON'S A5S!!!
I WHUPPED
KC//CRIMSON'S A5S!!![/wesley willis]


[wesley willis]"Rock and Roll McDonald's!"[/wesley willis]

[Harry Beanbag]

so uh.... when's the next round? hmmmm???



...AND WHERE THE HECK IS vBOOKIE?!?!?! :mad:


Did I miss the first round?

[proud gonzo]

I think everyone posting in the pathetic thread should advance :D

hehe...

[Ike]

I think everyone posting in the pathetic thread should advance :D

hehe...


I had completey forgotten about this.

I really just don't care anymore. just get the damn thing over with already so that this thread can go back to page 923

[Veritas]

How the hell did I get a sucky numba 6 seed?!!? I gots more spek than anybody 'cept for thunder! And don't tell me it's cuz I've been inabsentia a lot lately. The man's been keepin' me down.

So did I beat silverwheels or what? :texan:

[Big Red Ron]

How the hell did I get a sucky numba 6 seed?!!? I gots more spek than anybody 'cept for thunder! And don't tell me it's cuz I've been inabsentia a lot lately. The man's been keepin' me down.

So did I beat silverwheels or what? :texan:Sorry no. ;)

[OU-HSV]

Did I win yet?

[BillyBall]

I'm a 7 seed?? Completely overrated.....

[Sooner_Bob]

die thread


die

[olevetonahill]

die thread


die
Lost out in the 1st round huh ?;)

[sanantoniosooner]

I've been watching ESPN and haven't seen results.

Where do we find out what happened?

[ChickSoonerFan]

I've been watching ESPN and haven't seen results.

Where do we find out what happened?

If the rules here are the same as the NIT brackett, ESPN has nothing to do with it.

Maybe I am still confused though. :confused:

[soonerbrat]

did i win?

[Scott D]

you will all have to wait another week. you know, when Gandalf posts again ;)

[OU-HSV]

did i win?
That's what I asked...no one seemed to answer, so maybe that means we're in the finals and no one has won yet;)

[GottaHavePride]

They decided to abandon the tournament format and go to a Battle Royale - last poster standing is King of the SO.

[OUinFLA]

They decided to abandon the tournament format and go to a Battle Royale - last poster standing is King of the SO.


I've never posted while standing, am I already disqualified?

[GottaHavePride]

OK - last poster sober, er, loses?

[BajaOklahoma]

Hey, since we haven't started, it means I haven't lost yet.
(I think they are just waiting for CP to come back from Tenn so he can defeat me.)

[Jimminy Crimson]

Did I win yet?

Sorry, you lost. :texan:

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

soonerbrat won, she had two assets that just couldn't be controlled in the post area.

[soonerbrat]

soonerbrat won, she had two assets that just couldn't be controlled in the post area.


:eek:

[olevetonahill]

OK - last poster sober, er, loses?
I win hands down then :D

[ouflak]

Ok, I got the go ahead so here's the second round!

http://www.ukflak.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/SoonerFansPostalChampionship2.jpg

[soonerbrat]

i'm up against yermom? that's just not fair

[soonerbrat]

who decides who wins anyway?

[yermom]

i'm up against yermom? that's just not fair

i'll go easy on ya ;)

i'm kinda surprised there wasn't a separate girl's bracket

[sooneron]

Bring on VK!!!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Heck if I know, I just came up with the seedings, I didn't have a clue after that :P

[yermom]

wait, who's yermon?

[Howzit]

i'm kinda surprised there wasn't a separate girl's bracket

Do the girls in this bracket have to play with big balls?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

If VK loses, the Czar Conference really sucked this year ;) Maybe we can get JKM to break down his and everyone's defeat ;)

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

We all know that Pat is going to have to forfeit all of his victories because of suspicious recruiting habits :P

[Beef]

who decides who wins anyway?
apparently whoever has the bigger cans, wins. :( :D

[silverwheels]

apparently whoever has the bigger cans, wins. :( :D

There's no way I have bigger cans than Veritittays. :eddie:

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Some questionable officiating in some of these matchups!!!

[Howzit]

Do the girls in this bracket have to play with big balls?

'Cause...see...women's BB uses a ball with a smaller diameter...

[Mjcpr]

Do the girls in this bracket have to play with big balls?

Pipe down Anus Young.

[mdklatt]

'Cause...see...women's BB uses a ball with a smaller diameter...

Really? I did not know that.

[Howzit]

Pipe down Anus Young.

Hesh up Palmer.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

All 2 seeds should be eliminated for not pulling a "Pat Summit" ;)

[Oldnslo]

I got screwed. By Howzit.

But at least he's got nice hands.

[mdklatt]

What did we have to do to win the first round? I need to know so I can put Ike in the hurt locker like I did with Harry Beanbag.

[Howzit]

I got screwed. By Howzit.

But at least he's got nice hands.

You still talk purdy. Punkin.

[colleyvillesooner]

So, can I be the miracle 8 seed that pulls out the win over the #1 seed?
#8 Alabama beats #1 Stanford, 2004
#8 CVS beats #1 JK, 2006

I've been to Alabama. Coincidence? I think not.

I believe. :D

[Ike]

What did we have to do to win the first round? I need to know so I can put Ike in the hurt locker like I did with Harry Beanbag.

you mean you don't even know how you won??? sheesh. And here I thought you were observant.

[mdklatt]

you mean you don't even know how you won??? sheesh. And here I thought you were observant.

Oh, I know all right. But I'm not going to let everybody else know that I know.

[Harry Beanbag]

What did we have to do to win the first round? I need to know so I can put Ike in the hurt locker like I did with Harry Beanbag.


F'n 12 seeds. :mad: :kelvin:

[mdklatt]

F'n 12 seeds. :mad: :kelvin:

Don't hate the playa, hate the game. :cool:

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Czar never had a chance. I went all "Claire" on him.

[Czar Soonerov]

Czar never had a chance. I went all "Claire" on him.

So did I lose? I guess height advantage doesn't account for squat!

[OU-HSV]

Sorry, you lost. :texan:
I smell private message bribery...Jimminy posted this before Flak posted the round one results. And somehow I lost...I've been jobbed! I want a rematch or a loser's tournament bracket. :D

[Big Red Ron]

Ok, I got the go ahead so here's the second round!

http://www.ukflak.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/SoonerFansPostalChampionship2.jpgThunder, all coolness aside. I will dominate you from the backcourt!

[Big Red Ron]

I can't believe Czar didn't make it. Now I really like my chances! ;)

[mdklatt]

I can't believe Czar didn't make it.

Two words: Parity.

[BajaOklahoma]

Penguin and I must really suck. Our competition isn't even around and they beat us!


I knew it was going to happen. Recount!!!!

[mdklatt]

Penguin and I must really suck. Our competition isn't even around and they beat us!


DC Sooner got the committee's sympahthy vote.

[Harry Beanbag]

Two words: Parity.


I was a little confused until I realized this didn't say Panty.

[jk the sooner fan]

i beat beano........no matter what happens, the season is a success

[mdklatt]

i beat beano........no matter what happens, the season is a success

Aggy. :eddie:

[proud gonzo]

damn. even if I make it past this round, I'll never get past the Hillbilly Queen :rolleyes:

[soonerbrat]

Do the girls in this bracket have to play with big balls?



errr...

who told?

[sanantoniosooner]

I AM GODZILLA......YOU ARE JAPAN!!!!!!

[soonerbrat]

Godzirra?

[sanantoniosooner]

Godzirra?
obviously don't know where the quote is from.

[soonerbrat]

You'd have to take out the Vbookie winnings to show the true spek numbers. You're standings would change quite dramatically if you did that.

Go with what you've got though. Could be kind of funny.



i don't have any vbookie points.

[OUthunder]

Thunder, all coolness aside. I will dominate you from the backcourt!


Take it easy on me Red... my knees are sore and I've been told that I rub some folks (the clique) on the SO the wrong way.:texan:

Like there's a right ****ing way to begin with.

However, I played my JV team to beat leavingthezoo, so my troops are well rested. :D

Good luck.

[Scott D]

I AM GODZILLA......YOU ARE JAPAN!!!!!!

In the American version, King Kong pwns Gojira, and KING KONG AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON ME!.

[sanantoniosooner]

Kong ALWAYS dies.

[IB4OU2]

I barely made it to the second round so take it easy on an old guy Craw.......

[soonerbrat]

obviously don't know where the quote is from.



Critical. Bill.

[Scott D]

And Gojira always tries to go drown his radioactive self.

[sanantoniosooner]

He can swim.

He can burrow.

He shoots fire out of his mouth......and after a little mexican food I might be shooting it out of the other end.

[OUthunder]

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[leavingthezoo]

However, I played my JV team to beat leavingthezoo, so my troops are well rested. :D


yeah, whatever. you almost got beat and my team never even took the floor. :P

[dolemitesooner]

1. you guys ....suck you aint got nothing if i was here i would pone this ****ing tourny

[proud gonzo]

1. you guys ....suck you aint got nothing if i was here i would pone this ****ing tourny

DC didn't need to be here. :P

[olevetonahill]

OK - last poster sober, er, loses?
GHP avoided my ambush and set his own and I walked into it :eek: Been drunk for a week just to win this :mad:
Damn ya I say GHP , Ill drink to your victory , or my loss ,who cares? :confused: :)

[ouflak]

http://www.ukflak.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/SoonerFansPostalChampionship16.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

bah.

good old boy system wins again.

[bri]

Ooh, hot girl-on-girl action in the bottom half of the SAF region! We should get Stevie Ray to call that game.

YAKFIGHT! YAKFIGHT!!!

[Penguin]

Penguin and I must really suck. Our competition isn't even around and they beat us!


:(

[silverwheels]

Howzit paid the refs. I saw the hand-to-hand exchange. :eddie:

[colleyvillesooner]

I got dibs on replacing Thunder! ;)

I was screwed by the refs against JK! They were all ex-cops!!! :D

[Howzit]

Howzit paid the refs. I saw the hand-to-hand exchange. :eddie:

Nuh uh. I was buying black market viagra - one of the refs is my dealer.

[bri]

I got dibs on replacing Thunder! ;)

Shouldn't I get that spot? ;)

[colleyvillesooner]

Shouldn't I get that spot? ;)

Yeah, if you wanna be a dick about it. ;)

[sanantoniosooner]

;)
;)

[bri]

Yeah, if you wanna be a dick about it. ;)

I think history has shown that I'm cool with that. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

I think history has shown that I'm cool with that. :D
More or less than 7 pounds?

[proud gonzo]

****. I'm in for an ear-poking.

[bri]

Heh. Not if you shoot your way to a victory. ;)

SKEET, SKEET, SKEET!!!

[proud gonzo]

:D

[Ike]

I've never been so happy to be out of a tournament so early before in my life. It means I don't have to pay attention to this thread anymore. :)

[Big Red Ron]

So does Thunder's bannage mean I actually won?

[Sooner_Bob]

bah.

good old boy system wins again.

exactly . . . :mad:

[MamaMia]

This might be the proper time for me to give you all my hot wing recipe. :D

SOONER DEVIL DIVA HOT WINGS

The Sauce
Of the ingredients below there is 1 key, beyond the obvious Louisiana hot sauce, the white vinegar. This sauce will be hot for the uninitiated. However if you like them hotter then add 1 dried and ground habanero pepper. This should make enough sauce for 40 wings.

6 ounces Louisiana Hot Sauce
1/2 stick of butter
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon white vinegar
1 tablespoon lemon juice
2 tablespoon sugar
2 teaspoon Dijon mustard

Cooking your wings
The wings are best when crisp and dry. Deep-frying is popular. However I have found that grilling works even better. Grilling is less messy and healthier. Tip - Don't bother turning each individual wing. Simply use a spatula and "Flip". Randomness will insure that all sides will get their turn facing towards the heat source since you will be turning your wings every 15 minutes,

On a grill, place frozen wings.
Grill for 1 hour 15 minutes turning every 15 minutes.
Cook until crisp and dry.
Sauce the wings
Do not put sauce onto your wings while cooking on the grill. Dip the wings into the sauce, while hot, after they have completed cooking and have been taken from the grill.

Take the wings off the grill and place into a bowl.
Take the sauce off of heat.
Using thongs, submerge 4-5 wing at a time in the sauce.
Remove wings to serving platter.
Poor any remaining sauce directly onto wings.

Enjoy!

[Scott D]

bah.

good old boy system wins again.

gojira always tryin to keep a brotha down...I tell ya :mad:

[ouflak]

http://www.ukflak.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/SoonerFansPostalChampionship8.jpg

[jk the sooner fan]

DOWN GOES FRAZIER, DOWN GOES FRAZIER

[mdklatt]

My Final Four picks are Scott D v. Pat, and yermom v. OUSAEMom--the mother of all showdowns.

Ahem. :O

[Harry Beanbag]

My Final Four picks are Scott D v. Pat, and yermom v. OUSAEMom--the mother of all showdowns.

Ahem. :O


I don't know, a 12 seed has never reached the Final Four...

[swardboy]

Using thongs, submerge 4-5 wing at a time in the sauce.



Great...I have to buy a thong to dip my wings in!

[Harry Beanbag]

Great...I have to buy a thong to dip my wings in!

I heard Al Gore has some for sale, slightly used.

[mdklatt]

I don't know, a 12 seed has never reached the Final Four...

George Mason is a #11--close enough.

[yermom]

http://dest.travelocity.com/website/destinations/photos/055_101.jpg

all i need now is some hot sauce :D

[Viking Kitten]

All I'll say is that some of the officiating was questionable.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:mad: I got taken out BY A GIRL!!! :mad:

[mdklatt]

I got taken out BY A GIRL!!!

I could...but I won't.

[Harry Beanbag]

:mad: I got taken out BY A GIRL!!! :mad:


So did I. :mad: ;)

[C&CDean]

The only thing sooneron can beat me at is fagging up the joint. This tournament is b.s.

[yermom]

All I'll say is that some of the officiating was questionable.

take it up with the Big 12 Office

BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Scott D]

:mad: I got taken out BY A GIRL!!! :mad:

pikshurs?

[OUinFLA]

Scott D, although I respect that you have eeked your way so far into this tournament and I am honored to be competing against such an enlightened opponent, you might as well book your passage home as I intend to be ruthless from here on out.
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
I feel competitive....er comprehensive... or constipa.........
Well that settles it, Im full of it and you're gonna lose.

[proud gonzo]

The only thing sooneron can beat me at is fagging up the joint. This tournament is b.s.

no joke. seriously, I was going to forfeit against BSG--I like my earholes intact! somethin' ain't right....

[MamaMia]

Great...I have to buy a thong to dip my wings in!
Sorry, that should have read..."While wearing" a thong. :D

[Scott D]

Scott D, although I respect that you have eeked your way so far into this tournament and I am honored to be competing against such an enlightened opponent, you might as well book your passage home as I intend to be ruthless from here on out.
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
I feel competitive....er comprehensive... or constipa.........
Well that settles it, Im full of it and you're gonna lose.

For you my esteemed opponent....a case of http://www.metamucil.com/images/samples/minisite_left.jpg is on the way to you.

Hope that problem gets worked out before the game ;)

[ouflak]

http://www.ukflak.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/SoonerFansPostalChampionshipFF.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

ScottD obviously has compromising photos of somebody.

;)

[Big Red Ron]

That tourney is rigged...OUslack has some down trodden frieds here. Pat and Gonzo? WTF???

;)

[Scott D]

ScottD obviously has compromising photos of somebody.

;)

[insert random wisecrack about having video of sas' wife before she was bereft of a sex drive]

;)

[Czar Soonerov]

I thought mjcpr was disqualified. How can a baned user make it to the final four? :confused:

[ouflak]

Obviously, the sponsor of this contest did not hear about this baneing! :mad:

[OUinFLA]

Im incensed!
Well, a hearty congratulations to Scott D for eleminating me from the tournament and for emailing me the Metamucil. (works great!)

Even though I am certain you bribed the bracket official as I cant see how you could have beat me legitimately, I wish you good luck in the rest of the tourny. And unless someone else offers me some form of bribe, I hope you win it all.

[ouflak]

http://www.ukflak.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/SoonerFansPostalChampionshipFinal.jpg

[ouflak]

Ok guys, it's just about time....

[Scott D]

this could be very amusing or very scary.