View Full Version : Today is a Special Day!
Pieces Hit
3/10/2006, 09:24 AM
It's Carrie Underwood's 23rd Birthday!
I am eating celery and petting a cow in her honor.
Here's looking at you, kid!
I am petting a cow in her honor.
I bet it isn't the first time either.
Pieces Hit
3/10/2006, 09:34 AM
She udderly moo'vs me.
She udderly moo'vs me.
Hey crawfish, you're up.
:D
Pieces Hit
3/10/2006, 09:39 AM
I bet if I like tracked her down to give a gift some big dudes would beat the shyt out of me and pepper spray me in the eyes.
It would be worth it though to give her my hand-made Carrie bear.
Sooner in Tampa
3/10/2006, 09:52 AM
Our paper said that she was 21 today...whatever...she has the world on string
Pieces Hit
3/10/2006, 09:54 AM
And unlike Bo, can actually sing.
BeetDigger
3/10/2006, 10:05 AM
I bet if I like tracked her down to give a gift some big dudes would beat the shyt out of me and pepper spray me in the eyes.
It would be worth it though to give her my hand-made Carrie bear.
Carrie bear? More like a TV Guide bouquet. :mack:
Pieces Hit
3/10/2006, 10:06 AM
She's young enough to be my daughter.
Think she'd consider adoption?
Okla-homey
3/10/2006, 10:12 AM
Simon said he likes Kellie Dawn Pickler better than last years winner.
I think you should kill him.
Pieces Hit
3/10/2006, 10:14 AM
I heard that and there's now a pee stain on my couch.
He had to have meant her hillbilly innocence and tight jeans because she couldn't touch CU's voice.
Pieces Hit
3/10/2006, 10:58 AM
His exact words were,
"Actually, I prefer you to last year's winner."
Translated: Carrie wouldn't give me head.
His exact words were,
"Actually, I prefer you to last year's winner."
Translated: Carrie wouldn't give me head.
I always wanted to be able to speak British.
Pieces Hit
3/10/2006, 11:09 AM
I - think Simon is by far the best of the 3 so-called judges.
I don't like how they always talk over him after their turn.
He's still a butthole though.
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