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Okla-homey
3/10/2006, 08:26 AM
The Air Force vet and Ryan Oklahoma native is 66 today. You are commanded to sing Happy Birthday to Chuck Norris in a loud and clear voice when you read this.

BTW, Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pees.

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/6973/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz16.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Little four year old Chuck Norris on his birthday. After this picture was taken, he dismounted and roundhouse kicked this forlorn looking pony to death because it would not buck.

For many Chuck Norris random facts, go here:

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
colleyvillesooner
3/10/2006, 08:36 AM
Chuck Norris's birthday is whatever day he ****ing wants it to be. :D
Okla-homey
3/10/2006, 08:39 AM
Chuck Norris's birthday is whatever day he ****ing wants it to be. :D

And the mods will not move this post to the birthday thread because even Dean is scared of Chuck Norris

BTW, Chuck Norris once swam in the ocean. He did not get wet. The ocean got Chuck Norris-ed.
Okla-homey
3/10/2006, 10:09 AM
No love for Chuck Norris?:(
Pieces Hit
3/10/2006, 10:12 AM
I thought Bruce Lee killed him?

http://www.unsignedphotos.com/images/c01822.jpg
colleyvillesooner
3/10/2006, 10:13 AM
If you don't know who your father is, he's probably Chuck Norris.
Okla-homey
3/10/2006, 10:13 AM
Chuck Norris has hunks of of guys like Bruce Lee in his crap.
picasso
3/10/2006, 10:34 AM
I thought Bruce Lee killed him?

http://www.unsignedphotos.com/images/c01822.jpg
no no, go back and rewatch that scene. the feral cats killed both of them.