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oumartin
3/10/2006, 12:51 AM
I just heard that for the first time since I was like 12 years old.
Any of you play that game when you were younger?

SoonerBorn68
3/10/2006, 01:19 AM
Well, if it was anything like Tackle The Man, then yes. ;)

pb4ou
3/10/2006, 01:22 AM
Well, if it was anything like Tackle The Man, then yes. ;)

Let me guess...you were the only caucassian in your class at Booker T?

Jimminy Crimson
3/10/2006, 01:24 AM
I hope they still call it that on the playgrounds of America! :D

bigdsooner
3/10/2006, 01:40 AM
yep, at school we would play after lunch everyday

Sooner in Tampa
3/10/2006, 06:23 AM
I think the list would be shorter if you asked...who did NOT play this game.

oumartin
3/10/2006, 06:24 AM
well soonerfans is full of such young pups that are all politically correct so I figgered that those that played it or knew of it would be rather small.

SoonerBorn68
3/10/2006, 06:27 AM
so what you're saying is that it would be something like "dismount the homosexual ball carrier"? :eek:

Sooner in Tampa
3/10/2006, 06:27 AM
well soonerfans is full of such young pups that are all politically correct so I figgered that those that played it or knew of it would be rather small.I guess I figured that boys still played to this day. You may be right though.

oumartin
3/10/2006, 06:32 AM
its probably called.
touch the boy with the fashion sense these days.

jrsooner
3/10/2006, 06:34 AM
I just heard that for the first time since I was like 12 years old.
Any of you play that game when you were younger?All the time! BUT since Tag isn't allowed at my son's school at recess, I doubt he will ever have the pleasure of playing that game at school while he is young.

Taxman71
3/10/2006, 08:52 AM
so what you're saying is that it would be something like "dismount the homosexual ball carrier"? :eek:


Doesn't that assume that the homosexual ball carrier is already mounted? I never played that version.

OU-HSV
3/10/2006, 08:58 AM
I figure smear the queer was played by all of us at one point in time growing up.

ou4me
3/10/2006, 08:58 AM
What! No tag? That's just wrong.

Harry Beanbag
3/10/2006, 09:00 AM
Smear the Queer rawked.

Taxman71
3/10/2006, 09:03 AM
The pinnacle of smear the queer was the helicopter tackle by swinging a guy around by his collar resulting in a facefull of dirt. College football needs more of that. TRRW had it down.

sooneron
3/10/2006, 09:03 AM
How can you outlaw tag??? That's friggin stupid.

I think we called it tackle the man/butch chick, with the sub name being smear the queer used occaisionally.

Taxman71
3/10/2006, 09:06 AM
They outlawed dodgeball.....then wonder why kids like to kill cops in video games to take out their aggression.

OU-HSV
3/10/2006, 09:11 AM
Me and my friends made up a game we called wall ball, anyone else out there play that one??

Taxman71
3/10/2006, 09:12 AM
Is that the one where you face the firing squad if you catch the ball with two hands? Yep, played that one growing up. The worst thing about the firing squad was...do you protect your face or your jewels?


FYI - wouldn't kids be tougher today if they played Smear the Queer and faced the firing squad?

sooneron
3/10/2006, 09:22 AM
Me and my friends made up a game we called wall ball, anyone else out there play that one??
I think that was called ***-up or something. You had to face the wall and grab em. Tackle the man was much cooler.

Pieces Hit
3/10/2006, 09:26 AM
Never heard of it.
I smoked pot at recess though.

leftfield
3/10/2006, 09:29 AM
smear the queer was awesome, the biggest pu$$y always tried to aviod the ball so eventually everyone would just throw the ball at him and then proceed to pummel and maim him. AWESOME, as was dodgeball.

Jimminy Crimson
3/10/2006, 12:23 PM
Red Rover got outlawed, too, when a girl had her arm broken. :(

IronSooner
3/10/2006, 12:27 PM
We played smear the queer in middle school gym when the teachers were gone or just didn't want to do anything.
That had to be the coolest game we played, followed by Nuke 'em.

slickdawg
3/10/2006, 12:29 PM
Oh yeah, many afternoons of smear the queer. It was part of growing up.
I'm sure a kid would get suspended for even saying it today.

Sooner in Tampa
3/10/2006, 12:57 PM
It's sad what the kids of today are being cheated out of due to the PC police.

slickdawg
3/10/2006, 12:59 PM
It's sad what the kids of today are being cheated out of due to the PC police.


It really is tragic.

OU Adonis
3/10/2006, 01:07 PM
We played smear the queer.

We also played wal ball. We got a tennis ball and threw it against a garage. If you went to catch it (with 1 hand) and dropped it, then you had to run and touch the garage. While the other people would try to get the ball and beam you in the back with it.

It was awesome to let the guy run up and touch the garage then throw it as hard as you can at the garage in hopes of it bouncing off and hitting him in the nuts.

We were evil back then.

We also played "gobble gobble" in high school. If you said gobble gobble that was a warning that you were about to hit someone in the nuts.

Soonrboy
3/10/2006, 01:29 PM
the kids at our school call it rugby...

jrsooner
3/10/2006, 06:58 PM
It's sad what the kids of today are being cheated out of due to the PC police.Yep, it's pretty bad down here with all the "new" policies being put into place by the school districts.

It's so bad here, a girl on the school bus threatened my oldest son (2nd grade) with telling the school that he was harrassing her. His crime.... His undesirable act....

Saying "Boomer Sooner" and flashing the horns down, on favorite sports team day at school. All the other kids were wearing longhorn stuff and flashing him the horns. I think my boys are the only Sooners in the whole school.

Daddy's advice.... "Son, if they send you home for 3 days for that type of harrassment, it'll be the most fun days you've had in a looong time." :)

OU-HSV
3/10/2006, 07:19 PM
That's awesome that so many of us played wall ball.

bigdsooner
3/10/2006, 07:47 PM
put the slow kids in the back :D

OUthunder
3/10/2006, 08:08 PM
Lid nip.

oumartin
3/10/2006, 08:13 PM
Hey, lets throw Nick Zep the ball.

leftfield
3/10/2006, 09:45 PM
We played smear the queer.

We also played wal ball. We got a tennis ball and threw it against a garage. If you went to catch it (with 1 hand) and dropped it, then you had to run and touch the garage. While the other people would try to get the ball and beam you in the back with it.

It was awesome to let the guy run up and touch the garage then throw it as hard as you can at the garage in hopes of it bouncing off and hitting him in the nuts.

We were evil back then.

We also played "gobble gobble" in high school. If you said gobble gobble that was a warning that you were about to hit someone in the nuts.

I guess all kids really DO think alike:D