View Full Version : Why Would She Say Such A Thing?
ChickSoonerFan
3/9/2006, 09:54 PM
My 5th grade daughter came home from school today saying this:
My very entertaining mother just sat upon nine puppies.
:eek:
Can anyone guess why?
royalfan5
3/9/2006, 09:57 PM
Is it a typing drill?
JohnnyMack
3/9/2006, 09:58 PM
Mars Venus Earth....
I thought it was "my very educated mother just showed us nine planets."? No?
mdklatt
3/9/2006, 09:59 PM
My 5th grade daughter came home from school today saying this:
My very entertaining mother just sat upon nine puppies.
:eek:
Can anyone guess why?
Either she's learning about the planets, or you should check her room for drugs when she's not around.
served us nine pizzapies?
I thought it was a version of a great Lewis Black joke -
If weren't for that horse, I never would have gone back to college...
proud gonzo
3/9/2006, 10:02 PM
Most Valuable Earth Must Jump Straight Up North Pole
OklahomaTrombone
3/9/2006, 10:03 PM
No matter which why I typed what I typed...its just didn't sound right.
ChickSoonerFan
3/9/2006, 10:04 PM
Mars Venus Earth....
I thought it was "my very educated mother just showed us nine planets."? No?
Maybe your mother was very educated.
I, however, am very entertaining. ;)
But I have not ever sat upon a puppy, much less nine of them.
JohnnyMack
3/9/2006, 10:05 PM
But I have not ever sat upon a puppy, much less nine of them.
Well you do have one piece of evidence that I would use to argue that. She's in 5th grade.
ChickSoonerFan
3/9/2006, 10:05 PM
Most Valuable Earth Must Jump Straight Up North Pole
If she could remember that, she could remember Mercury, Venus, Earth....
:D
doesn't Ura-hole switch places with Pluto every now and then?
oumartin
3/9/2006, 10:08 PM
mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn youranus neptune pluto
seemed to work for me.
ChickSoonerFan
3/9/2006, 10:10 PM
No matter which why I typed what I typed...its just didn't sound right.
Try again...s l o w l y
sooneron
3/9/2006, 10:13 PM
Uranus, there I said it. Now I can go to bed.
OklahomaTrombone
3/9/2006, 10:15 PM
klingons?
GottaHavePride
3/9/2006, 10:17 PM
doesn't Ura-hole switch places with Pluto every now and then?
No, Neptune and Pluto, about every 73 years, if I'm remembering right. But they just re-classified Pluto as "Not A Planet" a couple of years ago, so they need to revise their mnemonics anyway.
EDIT: I double-checked, and it's not official about Pluto, but a lot of people are tending to call Pluto a "Trans-Neptunian Object" since there are some other things out in the Kuiper belt with Pluto that are actually larger than Pluto.
OklahomaTrombone
3/9/2006, 10:24 PM
i think we should name the next discovered object "peni5"
GottaHavePride
3/9/2006, 10:35 PM
A5S
IronSooner
3/9/2006, 10:40 PM
I double-checked, and it's not official about Pluto, but a lot of people are tending to call Pluto a "Trans-Neptunian Object" since there are some other things out in the Kuiper belt with Pluto that are actually larger than Pluto.
Yeah that's quite the controversy at the moment. There's one object in particular out there they've already named and are considering deeming a planet as well, since it seems somehow harsh to strip Pluto of its planetary status. Of course there are many bigger than Pluto floating around in that area, so I'm not sure how they'll go about deciding. We could have anywhere from 8 to probably 20 planets or more.
One of my profs always said " On old olympus' towering top a Fin and German vend at hops." I always thought it was strange they had to go to a mountain top to sell necessary beer ingredients. Tell 'em what it means
OUDOC.
My mother always said "Georgie eats old grey rats and paints houses yellow."
Tell 'em why Rhino.
Ain't Menomic Devices A. Fun, B. Wierd, C. Great ?
GottaHavePride
3/9/2006, 11:08 PM
Every Good Boy Does Fine? All Cows Eat Grass? FACE? Gravy Boats Don't Float in Applesauce?
proud gonzo
3/9/2006, 11:12 PM
Kids Playing Carelessly On Freeways Get Splattered!
OklahomaTrombone
3/9/2006, 11:14 PM
Fun Udders Coffee Kill
OklahomaTrombone
3/9/2006, 11:15 PM
Soon His Intestines Travel
OklahomaTrombone
3/9/2006, 11:18 PM
God a Dog On Call and Duty While Investigating
GottaHavePride
3/9/2006, 11:22 PM
Farriers Pound On Metal Flanges.
proud gonzo
3/9/2006, 11:26 PM
Ferret-Infested Neon Arena
I like this one (for remembering something completely different...spek to the first to guess it):
Ack! I need a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics.
proud gonzo
3/9/2006, 11:53 PM
Now I defy a tenet gallantly
Of circle canon law: these integers
Importing circles' quotients are, we see,
Unwieldy long series of cockle burs
Put all together, get no clarity;
Mnemonics shan't describeth so reformed
Creating, with a grammercy plainly,
A sonnet liberated yet conformed.
Strangely, the queer'st rules I manipulate
Being followéd, do facilitate
Whimsical musings from geometric bard.
This poesy, unabashed as it's distressed,
Evolvéd coherent - a simple test,
Discov'ring poetry no numerals jarred.
OklahomaTrombone
3/10/2006, 12:02 AM
Oh Be a Fine Girl Kiss Me
proud gonzo
3/10/2006, 12:02 AM
No Thanks
Now I defy a tenet gallantly
Of circle canon law: these integers
Importing circles' quotients are, we see,
Unwieldy long series of cockle burs
Put all together, get no clarity;
Mnemonics shan't describeth so reformed
Creating, with a grammercy plainly,
A sonnet liberated yet conformed.
Strangely, the queer'st rules I manipulate
Being followéd, do facilitate
Whimsical musings from geometric bard.
This poesy, unabashed as it's distressed,
Evolvéd coherent - a simple test,
Discov'ring poetry no numerals jarred.
and here's your spek. (although nobody needs that much of it)
proud gonzo
3/10/2006, 12:04 AM
nah, I'd deserve it if I actually remembered (or had written) that though :D
OklahomaTrombone
3/10/2006, 12:05 AM
No Thanks
Apparently you know nothing about our stars
proud gonzo
3/10/2006, 12:07 AM
apparently you know nothing about humor :P
Apparently you know nothing about our stars
I didn't even remember what that one was for, although I remember hearing it in an astronomy lecture.
Must Vagarious ElsworthToohy Marvelously Jilt Stanley1 Under Norm’s Package?
proud gonzo
3/10/2006, 12:41 AM
heh
Stanley1
3/10/2006, 12:58 AM
F U
:D
Stanley1
3/10/2006, 01:17 AM
heh
Where ya been big guy, you haven't been around much.
Just got back from vacation
TUSooner
3/10/2006, 09:46 AM
Why do you hate our solar system ?!?!
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