View Full Version : Hey South Oval: You Now Have Only THREE Degrees of Separation from Natalie Portman
Viking Kitten
3/9/2006, 07:13 PM
And I have only two, bitchez. I'm thinkin' about hittin' her up for a loan.:cool:
From last Saturday's SNL:
http://x10.putfile.com/3/6718070915.jpg
Okla-homey
3/9/2006, 07:14 PM
explain please for us troglodytes who are out of the loop.
sanantoniosooner
3/9/2006, 07:15 PM
Yoda is my uncle.
picasso
3/9/2006, 07:16 PM
that's nothing. my uncle used to get high with Lorne Michaels.
Czar Soonerov
3/9/2006, 07:17 PM
explain please for us troglodytes who are out of the loop.
Explanation for the troglodytes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_degrees_of_separation)
Viking Kitten
3/9/2006, 07:18 PM
that's nothing. my uncle used to get high with Lorne Michaels.
Do you have photographic evidence?
mdklatt
3/9/2006, 07:19 PM
I had anonymous sex with Phyllis Diller at a party one time.
picasso
3/9/2006, 07:20 PM
Do you have photographic evidence?
yes but I would get banned for showing.
let's just say that Jane Curtain liked to party.
Okla-homey
3/9/2006, 07:22 PM
I sat next to Kevin Bacon on a plane once.
Czar Soonerov
3/9/2006, 07:23 PM
yes but I would get banned for showing.
let's just say that Jane Curtain liked to party.
You don't want to know where that oscar ended up.
Let's just say VK's brother likes to party.
Viking Kitten
3/9/2006, 07:24 PM
I sat next to Kevin Bacon on a plane once.
I sold Molly Ringwald some shoes once.
Penguin
3/9/2006, 07:25 PM
I believe everything posted in this thread.
Everything.
mdklatt
3/9/2006, 07:30 PM
I believe everything posted in this thread.
Everything.
You should, you were at that party with me.
picasso
3/9/2006, 07:36 PM
I urinated on Ted Danson's fence one time.
don't ask.
SicEmBaylor
3/9/2006, 07:40 PM
Well, Natalie Portman stared in "Where the Heart Is" which was partly filmed at Baylor (the University scenes at the end is Baylor University). Well, there is that one scene where she's sitting on a bench outside of what is Carol Science Center (actually the English department). Well, I have also sat on that bench meaning my *** is seperated by only one degree with Natalie Portman's fantastic ***.
sanantoniosooner
3/9/2006, 07:46 PM
I remodeled a kitchen for a Flight attendant that got snubbed by Ed Harris.
Serious as a heart attack
Okla-homey
3/9/2006, 08:02 PM
I'd trade all the above for a Kleenex in which Barry Switzer had blown his royal nose.
Boomer Sooner. Barry lives!
just saying.
Viking Kitten
3/9/2006, 08:31 PM
Barry said hi to me at the state Capitol once.
BTW... someone should tell Bri he's only three from Lindsey Lohan now.
KC//CRIMSON
3/9/2006, 08:53 PM
I urinated on Ted Danson's fence one time.
don't ask.
Heh, for a second there I thought it said "face.";)
GottaHavePride
3/9/2006, 08:53 PM
Barry said hi to me at the state Capitol once.
BTW... someone should tell Bri he's only three from Lindsey Lohan now.
meh. Cankles.
proud gonzo
3/9/2006, 08:55 PM
Barry said hi to me at the state Capitol once.
he called me on my cell phone :D
Oldnslo
3/9/2006, 09:22 PM
My brother has yukked it up with Denzel Washington. And Rip Taylor, but not at the same time.
picasso
3/9/2006, 09:24 PM
Heh, for a second there I thought it said "face.";)
no that was Woody Harrelson. he'd passed out from one too many hemp brownies.
I used to live in the same town that James Garner lived in at one time.
I **** you negative.
ChickSoonerFan
3/9/2006, 10:26 PM
My Dad's Chihuahaus were on that celebrity show "The Mole" in Mexico.
And Dennis Rodman picked one up.
I could not make that up.
OklahomaTrombone
3/9/2006, 10:28 PM
Steve Largent is my homeboy
mdklatt
3/9/2006, 10:29 PM
My Dad's Chihuahaus were on that celebrity show "The Mole" in Mexico.
And Dennis Rodman picked one up.
What kind of pick-up lines work on a chihuahua? :confused:
Of course, Dennis Rodman probably doesn't need to use pick-up lines.
Viking Kitten
3/9/2006, 11:29 PM
We go to the same veterinarian as Jason White. I once took our Boston Terrier in for shots, and JW was coming out he held the door open for me.
GottaHavePride
3/9/2006, 11:34 PM
And I have only two, bitchez. I'm thinkin' about hittin' her up for a loan.:cool:
You should get me a phone number. ;)
OklahomaTrombone
3/9/2006, 11:47 PM
I have worn Billy Sims Head.
sanantoniosooner
3/9/2006, 11:48 PM
I have worn Billy Sims Head.
Does this belong in the brokeback thread?:confused:
proud gonzo
3/9/2006, 11:48 PM
I have worn Billy Sims Head.
did you drive through three states wearing it as a hat?
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/10/2006, 12:09 AM
We go to the same veterinarian as Jason White. I once took our Boston Terrier in for shots, and JW was coming out he held the door open for me.Well he goes to the same gas station I do.
Oh and Barry signed my Chicken Ranch t-shirt across my bewbs.
picasso
3/10/2006, 12:15 AM
I use the same highway Garth Brooks uses. sometimes.
ChickSoonerFan
3/10/2006, 12:15 AM
Oh...and I just remembered!
When I was like 11, I sat and played tic-tac-toe with JC Watts all afternoon. I think it was like 79 or 80? He was big news at the time.
And then I got him to sign a few footballs for the boys at school and I became instantly a very popular girl.
picasso
3/10/2006, 12:19 AM
one time, I ate lunch at a swanky bistro in D.C. and I'm pretty sure some famous people had eaten there.
Viking Kitten
3/10/2006, 12:26 AM
he called me on my cell phone :D
Oh we gonna play one-upsmanship now, PG? You call me when Bill Clinton has checked out your boobs. :D
GottaHavePride
3/10/2006, 12:31 AM
Yeah, but who hasn't ch... wait, nevermind. Nothing, tra la la...
Czar Soonerov
3/10/2006, 12:32 AM
Oh we gonna play one-upsmanship now, PG? You call me when Bill Clinton has checked out your boobs. :D
Oh yeah? Well I sucked Hillary Clinton's ****!
Well truthfully, she had a cold and she sneezed in her hand and then shook mine (hand). I had a cold the next day, effin beeotch.
VeeJay
3/10/2006, 01:01 AM
My best buddy in Nebraska's dad was drinking coffee in a truck stop in Memphis in the late 80's when Julian Lennon's tour bus stopped in.
Top that, by Gawd.
VeeJay
3/10/2006, 01:02 AM
Well he goes to the same gas station I do.
Oh and Barry signed my Chicken Ranch t-shirt across my bewbs.
Heh. How'd that feel?
Viking Kitten
3/10/2006, 01:08 AM
My best buddy in Nebraska's dad was drinking coffee in a truck stop in Memphis in the late 80's when Julian Lennon's tour bus stopped in.
Top that, by Gawd.
Alright then.
This guy from Deadwood (http://imdb.com/name/nm0064769/) was a close friend of my dad's in college. I totally had a crush on him when I was four. Anyway, he called me to offer condolences when my dad died.
You people want to be me. Don't bother denying it.
heh...one of my ancestors was Billy the Kid.
VeeJay
3/10/2006, 12:24 PM
1. I dated a girl who, when she was a little girl, was personally serenaded by Luciano Pavarotti at her grandparents' house.
You people want to be me. Don't bother denying it.
2. I accidentally bumped into Cindy Crawford before a Miami March of Dimes Walk in 1997. She turned around and smiled at me. I said "Excuse me."
VK - all you got was a phone call?
I had flesh on flesh with Cindy. Note the first name basis reference for added emphasis
One more for you lightweights: My brother-in-law used to do some modelling on the side. He got some work in the 90's as movie extras. He worked as a stand-in for the retarded guy on "Something About Mary" and had chit chat with Cameron Diaz.
OUstudent4life
3/10/2006, 01:15 PM
My wife played "The Care Bear Game" when she was 4 with Flea, of the RHCP's.
Get your minds out of the gutter.
This (http://www.boardgames.com/carbearboarg.html) game.
mdklatt
3/10/2006, 01:17 PM
My brother-in-law used to do some modelling on the side. He got some work in the 90's as movie extras. He worked as a stand-in for the retarded guy on "Something About Mary" and had chit chat with Cameron Diaz.
What kind of modelling can you do if you can also be a stand-in for a dumpy retarded guy?
OUstudent4life
3/10/2006, 01:18 PM
Oh, and Steven Tyler called her a "cutie" or something, and held her when she was a baby.
Growing up in LA is weird, apparently.
Czar Soonerov
3/10/2006, 01:18 PM
I helped sell Garth Brooks a new front door.
Czar Soonerov
3/10/2006, 01:18 PM
Oh, and Steven Tyler called her a "cutie" or something, and held her when she was a baby.
Growing up in LA is weird, apparently.
I chased Steven Tyler around Quail Springs mall once.
OUstudent4life
3/10/2006, 01:25 PM
with a curling iron?
Czar Soonerov
3/10/2006, 01:26 PM
No, a package of coffee filters....
soonernation
3/10/2006, 01:34 PM
Oh yeah? Well I sucked Hillary Clinton's ****!
So it's true........................................
Hillary has a penis!!!!!:D
I chased Steven Tyler around Quail Springs mall once.
One of my friend's (now ex-)girlfriend slept with Steven Tyler. :eek:
Oh, and my uncle used to have Conway Twitty's front gate remote. HA! Beat that.
VeeJay
3/10/2006, 01:37 PM
What kind of modelling can you do if you can also be a stand-in for a dumpy retarded guy?
Touche. Although, BIL looks nuttin' like the retarded guy.
There was an outtake at the end of the movie when the retarded guy knocked Brett Favre over a sofa. My BIL was there when they shot that. He said the retarded guy was as strong as an ox.
TUSooner
3/10/2006, 02:35 PM
I sat next to Kevin Bacon on a plane once.
My name is Kevin, and I like bacon.
TUSooner
3/10/2006, 02:39 PM
...
Oh, and my uncle used to have Conway Twitty's front gate remote. HA! Beat that.
In the 6th grade, I kissed Joni Lee Twitty... once. The Harold Jenkins (aka Conway Twitty) familiy lived just around the corner on Santa Fe. He didn't even HAVE a front gate then; we just walked right up to the house.
soonerbrat
3/10/2006, 02:43 PM
my dad was Sonny Shroyer's acting coach and friend. I met him when I was about 8 or 9..when Dukes of Hazzard was still on TV and it was a big deal. I went to his house and climbed a tree.
http://www.punto.it/img/spaziofoto/space10/137470/ImmG_hytorakiki_01125139399.jpg
Howzit
3/10/2006, 02:44 PM
One of my friend's (now ex-)girlfriend slept with Steven Tyler. :eek:
Oh, and my uncle used to have Conway Twitty's front gate remote. HA! Beat that.
Oh, I forgot about this. My ex-boss had some friends that got married and had a small reception by the Waterford swimming pool in OKC (I don't even know if it is still the Waterford...). Aerosmith was playing in OKC on that same weekend and happened to be staying at the Waterford. During the reception Steven Tyler comes strolling out to the pool in his Speedo. They ended up having one of their wedding pics taken with the three of them - bride, groom, and Steven Tyler in his Speedo.
IB4OU2
3/10/2006, 02:50 PM
I used to live in the same town that James Garner lived in at one time.
I **** you negative.
Me too....:O
IB4OU2
3/10/2006, 02:57 PM
Kenny Loggins was given me the evil eye when I was checkin' out his hippie girlfriend at the Denver airport back in the early eighties.
MiccoMacey
3/10/2006, 03:11 PM
I AM Natalie Portman.
I win. You all can go home now.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/10/2006, 03:35 PM
Kenny Rogers stopped his concert in the middle of a song to talk to me when I brought him flowers.
TUSooner
3/10/2006, 03:37 PM
Oh yeah, I once talked to Sen. Joe Biden on the phone and had his cel. phone number. Not that I ever had anything to say to him.....
proud gonzo
3/10/2006, 05:33 PM
You people want to be me. Don't bother denying it.
...most people on here would probably rather be czar.... ;)
OKC Sooner
3/10/2006, 07:13 PM
Sean Connery and I have the same hairline.
Czar Soonerov
5/7/2006, 09:08 PM
Last weekend I patted Tommy Davison on the shoulder and said "great show dude". He said "thanks man", looked over my shoulder and said "hey baby, how YOU doin?" to VK.
Viking Kitten
5/7/2006, 09:19 PM
The SIL was on SNL again last night. During the Universal Studios "HEY MA! MA!" sketch, she was the last in line for the roller coaster ride. So now I am only one degree of separation from Tom Hanks. ONE!
Also, my brother was visible in the front row. I have not yet been able to verify this, but it looked like Anthony Kiedis may have shaken sweat on him after "Give it Away." I may ask my brother to send me his unlaundered clothes, because I certainly wouldn't have a problem with Anthony Kiedis sweating all over me.
SoonerInKCMO
5/7/2006, 10:02 PM
I nailed http://photos.friendster.com/photos/09/56/826590/351339633811m.jpg in the pooper.
Viking Kitten
5/7/2006, 10:07 PM
Does that make you just one degree of separation from the Lord?
SoonerInKCMO
5/7/2006, 10:09 PM
If by 'The Lord' you mean 'Satan', then yes. :)
Viking Kitten
5/7/2006, 10:15 PM
Okay, I just got the update. Sadly, Anthony Kiedis did not sweat directly on my brother. HOWEVER: My SIL reports that the Chili Peppers completely stank up the SNL studios. Everywhere she went, hallways, green room, everywhere, all she could smell was sweaty Chili Pepper funk.
picasso
5/7/2006, 11:37 PM
I chased Steven Tyler around Quail Springs mall once.
I saw him at an art show at The Plaza in Kansas City back in '98. I yelled "rock 'n roll!" at him. he wasn't amused.
The SIL was on SNL again last night. During the Universal Studios "HEY MA! MA!" sketch, she was the last in line for the roller coaster ride. So now I am only one degree of separation from Tom Hanks. ONE!
Also, my brother was visible in the front row. I have not yet been able to verify this, but it looked like Anthony Kiedis may have shaken sweat on him after "Give it Away." I may ask my brother to send me his unlaundered clothes, because I certainly wouldn't have a problem with Anthony Kiedis sweating all over me.
that's two from Kevin Bacon :D
GottaHavePride
5/8/2006, 12:08 AM
The SIL was on SNL again last night. During the Universal Studios "HEY MA! MA!" sketch, she was the last in line for the roller coaster ride. So now I am only one degree of separation from Tom Hanks. ONE!
Also, my brother was visible in the front row. I have not yet been able to verify this, but it looked like Anthony Kiedis may have shaken sweat on him after "Give it Away." I may ask my brother to send me his unlaundered clothes, because I certainly wouldn't have a problem with Anthony Kiedis sweating all over me.
I'm still waiting on a Natalie Portman phone number.
;)
I literally ran over Tito Puente as I was exiting the bathroom at the Sahara in Las Vegas. TITO PUENTE, PEOPLE!
I was an extra in Where The Red Fern Grows but was edited out.:(
I met a girl who babysat once for John Elway.
Hand to God! She had an autographed picture and everything. :D
Oh, and I walked behind Marissa Tomei for about a block once in the Hamptons.
She's got one deluxe a5s! :D
SoonerAtKU
5/8/2006, 11:06 AM
I ate lunch a few feet away from Steven Tyler in Boston this last St. Patty's Day. The Barking Crab is a great place to see Steven Tyler, but not that great a place to eat.
Also...why do so many of these stories revolve around Steven Tyler? Doesn't he have better things to do?
I saw Peter Weller eating dinner at a restaurant in Taos.
BigRedJed
5/8/2006, 12:09 PM
See, now Marissa Tomei is a celebrity that I could get behind.
She's like, waaaaay hot...
She had one of those stupid little mini dogs with her.
But for her, I think that putting up with a dog like that would probably be worth it.
picasso
5/8/2006, 01:51 PM
I own Jon Voight's car.
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/8/2006, 01:56 PM
I own Jon Voight's car.
He's my fourth cousin.
Which makes his crazy-a$$ yainch of a daughter related to me, too.
Dang.
I have Jon Voights pencil...
BigRedJed
5/8/2006, 02:24 PM
He's my fourth cousin.
Which makes his crazy-a$$ yainch of a daughter related to me, too.
Dang.
JUICY!
Explains why everyone's so obsessed with your lips, too. http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/bsgtongue.gif
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/8/2006, 02:25 PM
JUICY!
Explains why everyone's so obsessed with your lips, too. http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/bsgtongue.gif
Got my vial of blood ready? :kelvin:
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/8/2006, 02:26 PM
That Kelvin head makes me laugh.
BigRedJed
5/8/2006, 02:26 PM
I miss him already.
BigRedJed
5/8/2006, 02:27 PM
BACK ON TOPIC!
BigRedJed
5/8/2006, 02:28 PM
SKUNK APE!!
BigRedJed
5/8/2006, 02:30 PM
http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/645/645455/stomp2005825-04_1124959402.jpg
BigRedJed
5/8/2006, 02:30 PM
http://www.centralohiobigfoot.org/images/sas2.jpg
picasso
5/8/2006, 02:31 PM
I have Jon Voights pencil...
is that a metaphor?
he's got a purdy mouth. I want you to pray boy, pray reeeeel good.
BigRedJed
5/8/2006, 02:32 PM
http://prestonspolys.com/SkunkApe1052003.jpg
BigRedJed
5/8/2006, 02:33 PM
http://www.occultopedia.com/images_/topic/unicorn1.jpg
I watched "Being John Malkovich" once.
Lott's Bandana
3/8/2009, 12:47 AM
I shook hands with "The King" in Misal tonight. Told him I used to babysit Doug, Greg and Kathy. He lit up, said that's great they are doing well, then went and got his take-out vindaloo...
Still The King.
<<<<<=====
KC//CRIMSON
3/8/2009, 12:55 AM
See, now Marissa Tomei is a celebrity that I could get behind.
You should rent Before The Devil Knows You're Dead, because Seymour Hoffman does get behind her.
Lott's Bandana
3/8/2009, 10:04 AM
You should rent Before The Devil Knows You're Dead, because Seymour Hoffman does get behind her.
Hey! I watched that last night. And I'll watch it again today...and again.
That woman has it going on. Deelish.
KC//CRIMSON
3/8/2009, 12:46 PM
Hey! I watched that last night. And I'll watch it again today...and again.
That woman has it going on. Deelish.
Despite the gracious T&A shots of Tomei, that's a really good movie.
Lott's Bandana
3/8/2009, 12:58 PM
Blu-Ray Tomei = happy in my pants
SoonerInKCMO
5/23/2010, 10:44 PM
Joleen Chaney follows me on Twitter.
Game. Set. Match.
Deer lowered I'm a sad little man. :O
SanJoaquinSooner
5/23/2010, 10:47 PM
I had anonymous sex with Phyllis Diller at a party one time.
did she tell jokes during the action?
yermom
5/24/2010, 02:00 AM
my Bacon number is one.
Well, Natalie Portman stared in "Where the Heart Is" which was partly filmed at Baylor (the University scenes at the end is Baylor University). Well, there is that one scene where she's sitting on a bench outside of what is Carol Science Center (actually the English department). Well, I have also sat on that bench meaning my *** is seperated by only one degree with Natalie Portman's fantastic ***.
3 questions SicEm:
1. At whom was Natalie Portman staring?
2. Does Baylor really have an English department?
3. Do they teach spelling?
TUSooner
5/25/2010, 02:14 PM
I said "Hello" to Harry Shearer on a sidewalk near my office last week.
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